Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh...
And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had...
a little father-son, uh-uh, chat."
Oh! I almost forgot. I, uh, I bought some magazines.
Do you just want to flip to the center section?
Well, this is the... this is the, uh, female form.
And they have focused on the breasts,
uh, which are used primarily to, uh, feed young infants...
- and, uh... and also, uh, in foreplay. - Right. [Clears Throat]
This is, uh... This is Hustler.
And this is a much more exotic magazine.
Now, they have decided to focus on the, uh, pubic region...
- Right. Uh-huh. - The whole groin area.
Look at the expression on her face. You see that? See what's she's doing?
She's kind of looking right into your eyes saying,
"Hey, big boy. Hey, how ya doin'?"
- You see? - Right.
Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with,
- but, again, if you flip to the center... - [Sighs]
[Clears Throat] section...
Well, you see the detail that, uh, that they go into in this picture here.
- Uh-huh. Yeah. - It almost looks like a tropical plant or something...
- underwater... thing. - Yeah. Yes.
- Do you know what a clitoris is? - Oh, my God.
- Well, don't say, "Oh..." - Yes, I know what a clitoris is.
Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do. I forgot you've been there and back.
- You know everything... - I've learned about it in Sex Ed...
- I really don't need you to talk about clitoris. - I'm trying to make this painless...
- You know what? I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry. - No-no-no.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have got hot there.
Well, you know what I'm going to do, Jim.
I'm going to just leave these books here...
for you to, uh, peruse at your, uh... at your leisure.
Wait! [Groans]
Well, safer than a tube sock.
[Sighs]
- Okay, that... That was good. - Yeah.
- See you at dinner. - Uh, yeah. I'll see you at dinner.
So, Finch, this is your plan?
You know, I don't think girls are into the whole mini-golf thing.
Kevin, I'm sure that they're not.
Actually, there is one small matter that I need to ask for your cooperation in.