hey guys it's M3RKMUS1C here and welcome back to cod noob tries a series where i don't play
cog on duty but instead i have fun playing feller ant what's up guys this is burke music and today
this cod noob is gonna be trying valerian i have never played this game aside from the tutorial
that i just did before starting this recording i don't know what this game is but a lot of people
have asked me to play it i don't know if it's more like csgo or if it's more like overwatch
but yeah i'm finally gonna play it if you guys are excited to see me finally play valor make
sure to drop a like let's see if you can break ten thousand likes it lets me know that you guys
want to see more variety or some different games other than cod and obviously if you guys have any
other suggestions for games you want to see me play make sure to leave a comment let's click
that big old play button let's go compete to win commit to respect and empathy protect the
community and be the last line of defense yes i will commit to the game i've never played let's
do that i want to go into competitive okay i have to be level 20. never mind what about death match
no abilities 40 kills to win imagine i win my first game like what i'm playing as phoenix i
don't know who any of these people are apparently there's a robot named father all right i am in
can i buy i can ah [ __ ] i'm already dead okay we got a sniper ah the crosshair is
really tight i should just be able to snipe this guy there you go i'm nasty at this game already
what how am i dead should i be aiming the sniper probably should buy stuff am i done yeah
what is this man saying this is supposed to be my warm-up i can't even land a shot
i don't know if you're supposed to know scope the sniper is this even a good gun
okay it's just like counter-strike you gotta land the head shots come back to me
okay i'm i'm picking a different gun i i don't even know
peak oh i gotta kill you guys proud of me nope ain't easy i am really bad at this holy
the gun no shoot the straight gun bullet
how do i kill people in this game how even in counter strike i could do more than this
i'm getting sandwiched this is i'm very good at this game i love it
what this gun must just suck ass dude switch to the guardian oh this is the good gun
look at the crosshair it's already better i can tell i'm going to start dominating the game now
this kind of [ __ ] i don't understand wait can you aim oh yeah you can aim i don't know
if that's going to do anything for me nope it's not helping 10 kills remaining 10 kills
i don't even think i have 10 kills i got like two oh my god
this game makes me want to die it's the vandal that's what they're using now i can't be stopped
i did it the gun is good i got another one the trick is to not move moving is a bad idea in
this game this game is nuts i was not mentally prepared for a game like this you know usually
when it comes to the goofy suggestions like i'm just playing some kind of game like roblox or
something it's nothing crazy recently i was playing a game called squad with
karina because they had a free weekend and that game was actually pretty hilarious um
also i j i'm starting to learn it pitiful brutal start i got six kills there's only one person that
did worse than me and they had one kill pretty sure that person has never played a video game
before i got 11th place so i think i'm ready to actually go play a real match the game is
very easy i'm definitely gonna know what i'm doing let's go wait that's my kd six to 29
that was great player banners i've got nothing unlocked i want this one this one's kind of cool
we're playing on a map called split because the map is split i'm going to play this captain price
looks good to me brimstone joining from the usa brimstone is a brimstone unmatched boots on the
ground commander oh yeah i'm going to command us into [ __ ] victory that's going to happen
got a stim beacon you get rapid fire and a speed boost you can incendiary
i'll get a new tube okay that's good sky smoke i don't even know what that does an orbital
striking i can call it okay so once i get my alts we just win the game mcfisty twisty flop cool oh
it's like apex like you don't have everyone so i'm stuck with just four people i don't know if
i have to buy them or something i don't know how that works definitely gonna be a captain
price made in this game though i think we've got a pretty good comp pick compared to these guys i'll
buy my noob tube sure why not they're planting me get to be it's just the one person it'd be
we win i didn't even get to do anything blow up
flawless with you molly me brimstone i have no idea what i'm doing what's
going on but i can i can stop them i gotta kill i gotta double i'm insane
they still planted it though i need backup oh [ __ ] oh i'm gonna left two i'll defuse wait
oh it's forward to diffuse i'm diffusing we got it there we go here
here here here here why are they just going here
i hear them clomping i don't know where they could come oh [ __ ] they killed someone
oh god here's my moment here's my moment let's see
it what's the moment gonna be oh 1v5 oh god this is gonna go well
and yeah seems about right excellent moment yeah well it was a moment regardless you're not wrong
all right time to win wait what does that do what is this green wall she's a garage ah everyone push
oh my goodness
we win i'm defusing i'm the winner so good at this game yes i am the best at valerian
spike defuse garbage you guys like my knife my knife is really expensive got
this off the marketplace for a thousand dollars inspect the knife there you go wait i hear feet
no oh i just got my nuke i gotta call it a next game then we'll win
what is this is that that's like some kind of futuristic ice cube
i don't understand the abilities spike planted all right make twisty flops let's clutch it up
oh he's invisible what's he doing there's the moment of truth right up there you know
they're pushing they're gonna kill you oh oh there it is now that's a moment
rotate
you thought you heard me you heard nothing
they altered ah i feel like i'm in a bad spot right now this ain't good
got him on the mouse i'm gonna do it oh they're already dead
i'm knifing inspect oh yeah check out my skin look at my skins they're all very
good oh i've got my alt the start of the rounds calling the nuke uh probably there
yep that was a good new call one enemy remaining where's the last one oh that was all fake what
was that i shot it and then you just get a png of like the space what was that also just
keep buying the same stuff because i'm pretty sure that this is the only thing that's good
one enemy remaining on the mosque that's what's in here wait what i keep getting caught off
guard oh we won though winning 7-1 this is a great first game didn't like death match so
much because it actually required me to be good bronze 3 kind of bad i don't know what's going
on i don't know what any of that means wood five oh i see i'm trying to get to styrofoam seven oh
can we fall back they're gonna take the bait
i really thought i had something there so 1v1
30 seconds left they can rez people wait what that's crazy
oh my god wow yeah no wonder we're winning what sort of demonic four
keyboard key is this they're confused as to why we're so much better than
them i've secretly been playing valrant on an alt account for years
i've got alt what the these stupid moves
push him and kill him got him did they plant they planted oh [ __ ] hold up
they go ahead and nuke this real quick open up the sky
i nuked it it did nothing oh we're switching oh that's not good let's buy the share wait how good
is the sheriff i don't know what anything is oh [ __ ] we won they surrendered i can't believe
we got into surrender in the first game can you believe they surrendered to me that was amazing oh
i'm level two all right let's try deathmatch now that i kind of have an idea of what this game is
come on chair need them [ __ ] oh oh i'm a beast i'm very good i'm gonna go ahead and buy a bucky
i don't give a bucky's good wait you can shoot with the right trigger too what's the point of
that like right button why am i calling my mouse a trigger get a monkey eat them monkey
go in bucky's kind of [ __ ] why is the bucky bucky you sucky i have the lucky oh i killed
i like that i knew exactly what was going on let's try the judge
auto shotgun oh there's a britchy in here let's go only seven shots though yo what
gun does this guy have he's got like a bazooka sniper oh maybe it's the operator oh this is the
actual sniper this is the off of the game it has a double zoom oh my first off kill
don't call it enough it's not enough no straight up quaffing with every gun would
be a nightmare in this game don't even ask me will not do it i am pretty good though
oh the high risk high reward if you miss everything is over and you should just
uninstall but if you land your shots you're the best in the game like that oh great kill
oh i'm destroying right now all these people who are totally playing
what how is that a miss how was the miss get in my montage get in enter the montage
get out of here reaper i think i figured this game out basically just always buy the vandal
and just land your headshots that's all you have to do just like the ak and counter strike nothing
else to think about nothing else to use just do that all the time as long as you're good at
that the entire game is over everything else is just optional no one cares i guess that's
all there really is to do on valorent i mean you have unranked and competitive a couple of
like different variants of the game mode and then deathmatch i don't know if there's anything else
to do in the game but thank you guys very much for watching i hope you guys enjoyed watching
me play valerian for the first time again if you guys have any suggestions for other
games that you want to see me play make sure to leave a comment letting me know and with that
being said i really do hope you guys enjoyed this video if you guys did and you want to see
some more valerians or some other random games make sure to drop a like see you guys later