*WAPSH*
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA' LADDIES
MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE (*ahem* Green Pewdiepie)
AND WELCOME BACK TO GUTS AND GLORY!
The Yang Family is in the game now
If you backed the game on Kickstarter, you got this demo, which is the Yang Family sandbox demo,
It literally came out five minutes ago!
I was sitting here and was like, "Hmm, what am I going to record today?"
And I went to Twitter and he tweeted out that the demo was available for Kickstarter backers,
and I was like, HALLELUJAH! The victory is ours!
So I don't really know what is in this.
I don't think it is just the base game with the Yang Family added to the other levels,
because it's very specifically the Yang Family Sandbox Demo,
and listen!
*Jack has a good time with the music*
It's like Home Alone music or something! Iiiiii dunno.
"Yang Family Demo" and "Lets Go To TwitchCon".
This is a level that apparently was on the TwitchCon floor that you could get around and play,
BUT I want to do this first.
LOOK AT THEM ALL TOGETHER!!
AWWW!!
It's NICE to have the Yang Family finally in the game!
"Select your hero"
OH GOD
OH WHOOOOA
This is some Beam-NG type shit!!!
LETS PLAY FOOTBALL!!!!
YES HIT THE BARREL
I did not expect this!! I thought it was just gonna be another, like, regular level.
OH GOD
Who's in the back of my car??
Oh, Alessandra, you're gonna get fucked up!
Ok. Where— What should we— what should we do first?
THERE'S SO MUCH I'M LIKE A KID IN THE SHOP FULL A SWEETS!! *Awww*
Joooo- there's so many things— I wanna do the rampy-ramp.
I wanna do the big rampy-ramp!
I dunno what it is, but it's huge, and I like it, and I wanna do it!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE DUDE!
NAILED IT!!!
Alessandra!!!!
I- I was gonna call her Abigail. *laughs* I- I'm forgetting what I'm calling people already.
Ok! Well— We're headed to Tijuana, Ms., because we don't have a child anymore, and the cops are out lookin' for us!
Now we can use that child support money to finally buy shots of tequila!
Ohhh, shit, we're going a bit fast!!
DRIFTING!!!
Whoooo!!!
She's into it!
She put her hand on my shoulder!!!
Ohhhh!
Do you like that, baby??
Is that what you're intah??
Yeah! It's been a while since our college days, hasn't it??
What are we doin'? We're livin' out some sorta fucking weird fantasy right now.
HYAAAAA— LOOPY-LOOP!!
OH, JESUS!! OH NOOO!!
*pain*
Well, I seem to be fine! *laughs*
How do we restart... ???
Oh, WHY?? Son of a bitch!!
I like that music, though! *laughs*
Ohh, we're about to have some fun!
Nooo, I clicked on back again!!
A-ready, goo!
Do I have to go back out to the menu every time I wanna restart stuff?
THERE'S A FUCKING BLENDER!!
Land in it. Land in it. Oh! OH YES! OH, IT'S ALL I ASK!
IT'S LIKE STUNTFEST AGAIN!!
YEAAAAHH!!
Fuck 'em up!!! *realization* Oh, it says "respawn— D-pad up"
*Jack reacts to gruesome blendering* *Lots of pain*
My bad!!
ahem. AY! *laughs*
You're like a big burly man who is scared by his own kitten! *high pitched* AY!
Wait, what's this?
"Spawn red chase car", "Spawn chase car".
Red chase car?
Whaaaat?
I ain't seeing no red chase car!
Oh! OH! THERE HE IS!!
DUDE, GET OUT OF MY WAY!
I'm on a mission!
I— I'll get to fucking Tijuana if I want to.
I mean, our child is with us now, but—
We can still do it!
Okay, let's head up here. Let's lose 'em in the slalom!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. (x2)
Is he still chasing me?
I don't think so. I don't feel like anybody's behind me right now.
I feel free as a bird! Are we at the top yet? Come on!
*annoyingly* Are we there yet?? *normal* I'm that type of person.
I'm the "are we there yet?" type of person.
Oh, that's not fast enough!
*gasp* WHO NEEDS SPEED WHEN YOU'VE GOT WIND ON YOUR SIDE?!?!
...THANK YOU WIND!
Kah kaww (Thats the sound wind makes)
What is going on, theres so much shit everywhere!
I dunno what to concentrate on
Okay lets see if we can go over here
Careful.. easy.. (x3)
Those are some fockin' ohhh, NOO!
*Maybe TOO much pain* OW Jesus christ!
WE'RE OKAY!
I mean, we don't look it-
Ohh mother of god, what is wrong with ya Tony
*Laughs nervously* Oh god..
HE'S FINE!
He was just a lil' jittery there after he had that shot o' whiskey-
but he's grand now
*COUGH* (AHH JACK WHYY)
BEEP BEEEEEP COMIN' THROUGH!
WOOOOOOO *Green pewdiepie is happy*
*I mean sad* :c
Aww c'mon
What kind of fockin' back flips are those
*Disappointment*
They're not that what they are
Ahh, the car spawned on the red pad
Ohhh I get it (do you really Jack)
Can I not spawn anymore?
I can!
I can and by golly I will
Imma spawn a shit-ton of cars
And they're all gonna chase me ...
AHHH HA HOWW
WHY WOULD YOU RUIN OUR FAMILY ROAD TRIP LIKE THAT?!
... Ye bastards
ooo Theres a race track over here and theres other cars on it!
ooooohhh *Jack is fascinated*
C'mon fellas, nascar time!
Or as I like t' call it turning left simulator
Oh shit, ohh shit
Tha- Thats a short cut, okay?
Sons of bitches! They're everywhere!
I GOT THIS OK?! This is why you married me! *millions of fangirls died at this point*
'member cuz I was awesome at... rallying
You don't remember?
Oh wait.. that was your first husband, Deto
Oh god, OH GOD!
OHH, THAT WAS A FRAME RATE CRASH!
OHH HOLD ON EVERYBODY! We're fine!
*laughs*
*Jack dances* (10/10) What was this?
She was doing a team America
Can I crash into this?
I don't think I can- well I can but
I FOCKIN' CAN KNOCK IT DOWN!
I'm even GREATER than I thought I was!
Ohh, Ca- can anybody see a frame rate?
I can't
Oh its calling my name and y' know what I forgot I had?
..BOOSTY BOOOOST BITCHES!
Oh god make it
make it yes, YES
YES!!
THE YANG FAMILY SPACE PROGRAM!
AHHH FUCK IT!
FLIP
NAILED IT! (suureee you did)
Ohh god
Now we are together as one
... in our family
ohh *jack "vomits"*
I wanna go up on heeeellll (hill)
I wanna see whats on the top of it
If theres anything on- theres a target on it
but how am I supposed to hit it from down here?
Ohh wait maybe I'm supposed to hit it from the other side
cuz theres a rampy doo- thats not a rampy doo
What is you? Oh- ho- ho- ho OH- HO- HO!
STRAP YOURSELVES IN
WE'RE GOING FOCKIN'' WARP SPEED MR SULU
Oh you lost your little teddy bear on the back
or whatever the hell that is
idk what you kids are into these days *really jack*
Oh god..
OH GO- O- OD! OHHHH- HA- HA- HA- HA-!
WOOOOOOO- HA- HA- HA! *jack is having the time of his life*
*cough* *cough* oh god, we're so dead *RIP*
*CLOSE YOUR EYES KIDS, THERES TOO MUCH PAIN!*
Ohh Jaysus christ!
Ohhh, look at her neck! ITS ALL EXAGGERATED AND LONG!
oh fockin' hell
Okay... WE NEED MORE SPEED KAH PUN! WE NEED MOAR SPEED!
YES! FOCK! We're not going to make it again
We're not going to make it ahhh god, AHHH GOD MY LEG!
MY LEG! Oh fockin' hell
I am one with car now, *carsepticeye confirmed*
He's still dr- c'mon you're fine
Whats a little knock on the forward gonna do t' ya?
When your family is smeared all over the fockin' pavement
*jack makes an impressive trumpet noise*
*Music*
*beep*
*laughs*
Not a bullseye but close enough!
That was cool!
YES! I FOCKED HIM UP!
WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?
HHH LOOPY LOOP!
THATS FOCKIN' AWESOME
Watch this shit- are you guy ready for er an amazing manoeuvre?
Ohh I forgot about that, ohh
I forgot- oooookay
daddy's got it- daddy- daddys got it (Wait, if Jacks the dad, who is the mom?)
(obviously mommyplier)
Oh, you see, you see Cindy?
Yes, daddys got it!
I keep changing your name but phht, what- what do y' want me to say?
I wanted a son (Rest in piece Cindy ; - ;)
HA! YESS, FLIPS!
OH ITS JUST LIKE PLAYING SPYRO AGAIN!
THAT WAS AWESOME!
Where does this track lead? Are you just a friendly jaunt around?
cuz thats lame!
I need boosties- I need.. explosions!
I need stuff that's gonna kill my family! *mhm, world's best daddy right here*
Not stuff that's gonna get them on a nice, relaxing, Sunday drive around the village
Cuz that's not fun, nobody wants that. Do you want that?
I don't think so
I think you guys want the death and destruction as much as I did
HUUUHHHH IMMA FOCKIN MAKE IT!
THIS CAR IS HALF MOUNTAIN GOAT!
NICE!
Say goodbye to your ball, bitch
She's just sittin' in the back of the car just like YEAAAHH, THIS IS MY KIND OF DRIVE
SUPER STUNT, GO!
AH SHIT
I wanted to do the cool OHHH
Why i- are you
Not what are you, just why are you
All you do is go up and down, uhh uhh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*okay, I'll stop*
yea I'm fe- feeling too family
UHH HUH HUH
kay, slowly, nice and then
huuuuUUUP! OVER THIS *shock* you see this
You've never seen a man treat a car so well in your fockin' lives
NICE!
STOP SCREAMIN'!
I wonder if I can get a dude to follow me, spawn car plateau top
There we go, are you gonna follow me?
Yesss, follow me, through the b- through the boosty
Dude? YOU LEFT ME ALONE!
Awww balls, okay, lessen the impact
Ohh god
And by lessen the impact, I meant... kill them as quick as possible
ooo theres a boosty right here!
oooo Imma spawn a red car to chase me and its gonna go over this thing
Are you spinning around? Oh god
Thats confusing
So I can actually choose kinda what I want to launch at
Oh- ho- kay
WHAT ARE WE LAUNCHING AT TODAY FOLKS?
I don't fockin' know, GO!
WOOOOO- HA- HA- HA- HAA!
Oh god s- you see what I mean?!
THE FOCKIN'- THE DOLL IS UP IN THE AIR!
AWW C'MON REALLY?
THAT KILLED YOU?! WHAT DO THEY EVEN MAKE HUMANS OUT OF ANYMORE?!
(Skin and bones and... other stuff Jack)
Fockin' Shit thats what
Go again, go again WOOOO!! OHH
OH!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO! (poor Cindy... or whatever her name is now)
The family is still fine
I'm dead
L- Lets get right in.. here
OHHH, OH, I SURVIVED!
*dies* NOPE!
(Spoke too soon Jack, way too soon)
*laughs* Famous last words
I survived! BANG! *laughs again*
did my car just explode?
HOW DID IT GET OVER THERE?!
S'cuse me, BONK
Outta my way
Okay, Okay line it up, line it up, line it up
WOOOO- HO- HO- HO!
I mean, I don't know what I'm trying to do
Except... OH I COULD'VE DONE THAT
IF I HAD GOTTEN THAT JUST RIGHT I COULD'VE LANDED THT PERFECTLY!
You know what we should do?
We should go across this thing BOOM lucio ball
Go across this thing in slow motion
Aww fuck, Ohhh
Thats not good
OW!
KAY WELL I'LL GONNA LEAVE THIS EPISODE OF GUTS AND GLORY HERE
THE YANG FAMILY AND THEIR DEMO IS AWESOME!
I WANNA COME BACK AND DICK AROUND ON THIS A LIL' BIT MORE
AND I'LL DO THE TWICH CON ONE AS WELL
THERES A- THERES A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THEM ALL IN ONE
BECAUSE THERES TOO MANY SHIT TO DO IN THIS ONE
SO, NEXT TIME I'LL- I'LL DO SOME MORE IN THIS THEN I'LL DO THE TWICH CON LEVEL
BUT FOR NOW, THANK YOU GUYS, SO MUCH FOR WATCHING AND IF YOU LIKED IT, PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON, IN THE FACE... LIKE A BOSS
AND *whispers* high fives all around WAPSHHH WAPSHHH THANKS YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
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Whats that? Whats that? I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND