[Captions by Kitty Skull / Izzie Jansen] There are so many useful
life hack videos out there.
This is not one of them.
Useless life hacks!
Or I mean, who knows, maybe some of these could be useful.
Make your own tricky jigsaw puzzle by shredding UNWANTED FAMILY PHOTOS.
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You know, if you got into a fight with Aunt Margret over Thanksgiving,
take y'all's pictures, shred em' up.
You got yourself a custom puzzle!
Life hacks!
Having a Halloween party?
Add a pair of googly eyes to a tampon to make it a ghost!
Make a few and string them up on the night.
They'll be the talking point of the party!
A scary idea!
IT'S MAD
Bitch, it's scary because you hanging up tampons as ghosts!
Everybody gonna be talking about how you a nasty b****.
Yeah! Let me make tampon ghosts with little googly eyes!
You could have just bought a string of ghosts from the dollar store.
NO! You're gonna take the extra effort to open up
every single tampon, and then really open it up.
Put the eyes on it.
You can even get creative, and put some bloody ghosts in there!
It would be extra spooky. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Y'all nasty!
Do you ever have a hole in your sock?
Specifically, on your nail?
Paint your nail in black.
No one will ever know that you have a hole in your sock.
Perfect!
Nothing to see here.
Just a regular black sock.
No holes no nothing. ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
We Gucci.
Avoid wasting time brushing your teeth
by simply adding toothpaste to your food instead.
Oh my god!
It saves you so much time!
Just have your breakfast with toothpaste!
In 3018, we putting toothpaste on our burgers.
'Cause ain't nobody got time to brush their teeth.
How to kiss a boy.
1. Grab his waist.
2. Slip your hand in his pocket.
3. Steal his wallet.
4. Don't even kiss him.
5. Just run. ┌( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)┘
Why kiss a boy when you could take his wallet?
Life hacks!
If you're up really late studying for finals,
try swapping your contact solution with coffee for a quick pick-me-up.
Life hacks from dennys.
Do not try this at home.
Yeah, why drink coffee through your mouth
when you can just absorb it with your eyes?
You know, the thing that needs to stay awake?
Y'all wild for this.
Don't have a bookmark?
Try using ketchup instead.
Yeah.
I mean a bookmark, it just might fall out,
if you bend the page, it might get unbent.
You know, the only real way of making sure a hundred percent
that you will remember where you last finished reading,
is squirting some ketchup.
Any condiment will work.
Including toothpaste.
Lord, help me with these life hacks.
Turn all those extra plastic bottle caps
you have laying around into fancy orange holders! 乁( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)ㄏ
Ooh, I've got a couple of these right now.
Who knew?
Life hack - instead of doing the dishes,
print out a picture of a clean sink, and place it on top of the dirty dishes.
Oh look, you can almost not see all the dirty dishes under there.
It just covers it almost perfectly.
Now, every time you walk past that sink,
and take a quick glance, it's like there's nothing in there.
Just a clean sink.
'Till you turn on the water.
Cutting your tennis balls in half
allows you to store two more balls in each can,
saving space.
Oh my god!
You could fit two more balls into the container at the low price
of cutting them in half making them useless!
Just like this hack.
We struggling for space out here.
Did you buy a nice hot cappuccino from Tim Horton's three hours ago?
Is it cold?
No problem, just put that shit on the stove.
Comes with a free house fire.
Oh, better call 9-1-1.
If you always spend ages hunting for your car
in a massive car park,
simply attach a brightly coloured balloon to your aerial.
You'll spot it a mile off.
Yeah, all of us got a spare balloon just sitting in our garage
just take that, put it on your car.
Now, you'll always be able to find your car.
Clean keys.
To avoid spills and drips on your keyboard
when you're eating and drinking at your computer,
put cling film over to the top of it.
You can still press all the keys just as easily,
but it stays clean and coffee free.
'Cause if you're like me,
and you spill your damn drink every single day on your keyboard,
this is perfect!
Will protect it,
I mean, somehow, my keyboard, it has survived several spills.
It's still working.
This is kind of stupid.
Popcorn makes great emergency packaging for fragile items.
Wow, who would've knew.
If you sold a glass on eBay for $2.99,
and you trying to ship it, just throw some popcorn in there,
so they get free popcorn, and free glass protection at the same time.
No.
Instead of using crumpled up paper, newspaper, packaging peanuts,
bubble wrap, nah,
bitches gonna put some popcorn in the microwave,
and then put it in the box.
If you're pregnant but still want to wear your jeans,
extend the waistband with rubber bands.
Alright, this is all good until that s*** snaps!
On your skin.
What a wonderful Dad I have.
My mom was bed bound after hurting her foot,
and unable to reach the bathroom.
Dad cut a circle in the seat of an old dining room chair,
placed the bucket underneath, and made a commode for her.
It's comfortable and just the right height.
Wow! Instead of like lifting her, and carrying her to the bathroom,
helping her go to the bathroom,
no, just right by the bed make a toilet!
Just so, she could get off the bed slide her butt down.
This gonna stink up the whole damn room.
Y'all didn't think this through?
It'd be easier to just put her in a diaper.
Do you have a lot of change and nowhere to put it?
Wash a mushroom container,
it makes a handy place for a loose change.
What the hell? This is so ratchet!
You know those things that you buy ground beef in,
oh, these are not meant to be reused.
Somebody rinsed it off,
they're like, "Oh, I'm gonna put all my change in here."
No!
An old plate will work just fine.
You can either use a cardboard box.
Why you gotta use a mushroom container?!
Cut crusts off sandwiches, harden them in the oven,
and eat them with dips for a delicious snack.
No! What the hell?
Honey, that's what chips are for, not sandwich crusts.
Yeah, I'mma put them in the oven after I cut them up.
Nah, that just going straight in the trash.
Turn your old fleece jacket into a trendy gilet
by cutting off the sleeves.
Wow, grandma you are so stylish!
Nordstrom is canceled.
Lottie, she knows her shit, she know what the boys like.
I'm often in a rush in the morning, and I don't have time for breakfast.
But I now tape fruit to my door to remind me to start the day off
with some of my five-a-day,
plus I'm always greeted with a smiley face!
You could just like leave it on the counter like a normal human.
No.
Tom is going to tape some fruit on his door
every single night
so he got this creepy-ass smiley face looking at him,
and he's like, oh, it's on my door.
I'm going to take it, and I'm going to eat it!
This is so dumb.
One of the best places to hide valuable jewelry
is in a toilet roll,
according to my dad, who is a retired policeman.
Oh, thanks for the tip, Jackie!
I'm sure all the robbers watching this video,
or reading that magazine with that tip in it
will appreciate it as well.
Can we talk about how stupid this is?
So, you going to the bathroom, you taking that toilet paper out
it's all done. Somebody doesn't know you hide in jewelry in there.
They just throw it away, chuck it in the trash.
It could fall in the toilet, it could fall in the trash,
nah, of all the places you could hide it in your house,
in a toilet paper roll!
I think a cereal box would be better.
Tip of the week!
So this magazine does tip of the week,
and that's where a lot of these are from like these are legitimate
life hacks from Grandma Gertrudes all across the country.
My granddaughter was going to a fancy dress party,
and wanted some glittery shoes,
so I spray painted her Crocs gold.
She loved them.
M Green?
You will rot in hell for this.
The poor girl wanted some fancy shoes, and she spray painted her Crocs gold!
Nothing says fancy like spray painted Crocs.
Have company but not much space?
Create a buffet table by covering your ironing board with a tablecloth.
This is so f****** ratchet.
Just let me put an ironing board up
with a fancy tablecloth from the Dollar Tree on top
where you could serve your mocha Cola, and 99 cent store seltzer water.
So fancy.
To prevent my children from hitting their heads on our bath taps,
I fixed a pair of old armbands over them.
Not only do they look fun, they also keep my children's heads safe.
We love children with safe heads.
I wanna know what kind of kid hits the head on the tap
like turn them the other way, have them sit on the other side of the tub,
like what if you make it too hot, and the kids like,
Mommy, it's too hot in here!
Oh, it's okay son.
At least you're not hitting your head on the faucet.
Sarah Dunn, more like Sarah dumb.
Breakfast combo.
Don't waste those last bit of cereals.
They could be mixed together to finish them off.
My grandchildren always call it "Granny's cereal".
Granny's cereal more like granny's shit real.
Who trying to eat Corn Flakes, Raisin Bran, and Fruit Loops at the same time?
Nah Helen, I don't want it.
If you're short of space when exercising indoors,
simply cut the rope off your skipping rope and just the handles.
Wow!
So if you don't have space to do your jumping rope,
just cut off the rope so it's just handles.
What is the point?
I might as well just use my hands, and pretend I'm jumping rope, right?
I'm not very curvy, and I have no hips,
so, I pinned sanitary towels on the side of my knickers,
then put my clothes on over the top.
Instant curves!
Yo, what kind of life hack is this?
Ya'll wearing pads on your hips to make it look like you have hips?
What a fab tip!
We can shake our hips like Shakira now.
If you're hosting a dinner party, and don't have a lot of cash,
make alternative after-dinner mints.
Simply freeze a tube of toothpaste.
Then cut it open, and then slice it into wafer thin pieces
to produce your very own treats.
They will look cool, and leave your guests with fresh breath.
You're hosting a dinner party, and don't have cash,
don't host a dinner party.
Bro, you are giving people frozen toothpaste.
I'm pretty sure that's not what mints are made of.
Just so ratchet.
If you can't afford navigation, don't panic.
You can still avoid getting lost before you leave,
write down each direction on a post-it note.
Stick each post-it note on your steering wheel
starting with the last direction at the bottom.
As you drive along, you can peel it off as you go.
Cheap and easy.
Wow!
Carly says this is a wicked idea.
I hate navigation as I like to plan my own route.
So, this is ideal.
What year is this?
Back in the day, we had MapQuest.
We had to print out directions
before we go anywhere, and read them as we drive.
New shoes are guaranteed to slip on the floor on a night out.
So save your blushes by carrying a small potato in your bag.
So every few hours, take that small potato,
and rub it on the soles of your shoes,
and the starch in the spine will stop you slipping
so you make sure you don't slip.
Well, I mean girls carry so much shit in their bag already.
What's a potato?
I mean, some girl's got some questionable things in there.
But a potato?!
But anyways, that's all for today.
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Are you gonna try any?
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