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There we go.
There wasn't really any for the bag, I just... always wanted to do that.
Oh, I'll take you to your car when we're done here.
So.. long time, no see!
It's been
over a year at this point, hasn't it?
Well, I'm glad to see you're alright.
Took you a while. Wasn't sure if I was gonna lose you there for a bit.
Oh no no no,
I think we're in the clear now.
I took care of some things.
Just...
some things, okay?
I'll tell you later.
maybe
probably not
Well do you remember the last time you saw me?
That's right. And that night at the club,
I saw the look in your eye.
I knew they'd already got you.
Montgomery...
Well, you're here now. And everything is... kind of settled.
I just need to wrap up a few loose ends.
Okay?
That's where you come in.
Okay.
What a year it was!
I'm gonna need you to uh,
answer some questions for me.
You'll do that for me, won't you?
After all this time?
Oh good! I knew you'd say yes!
The door's locked.
Okay. So, um...
I'm here to ask you some questions.
Oh, you have the answers.
What's your favorite color?
I'm serious!
This isn't just random! There is a right answer!
Now, I repeat, before you so rudely interrupted me:
What's your favorite color?
Are you sure?
Really sure?
Good.
Good good good.
Yeah... yeah.
The princess found her crown.
The breeze sure is nice today.
Where were you on the night of October 12th, 2020?
Mhm...
I don't think you'll need to check your calendar for that.
Interesting.
Where were you on the night of, oh let's say, May 19th, 2021?
Oh, that's convenient.
How did you meet Montgomery?
Who introduced you? Who gave you the in?
You can name names.
Nobody's listening.
shh
Who else was in the club that night?
May 18th, 2021?
What did they call him?
Mm
Peg Leg?
Mhm
What was stolen?
Does the name 'Amagi' ring a bell to you?
Little...
I knew it!
I know, I know! But what did we expect?!
Oh, no you're doing great!
You're doing really great. You know,
this lighting
really suits you!
Oh yes, mysterious!
Excitin'!
I missed this, you know?
There's a... I know you feel it too!
Well, why don't we take a break from these
and go to the "Would You Rathers"?
It's fun! You'll love it.
Would you rather
not be able to leave your house while the sun is up,
or never be able to leave your house after the sun has set?
It's a thinker.
Absolutely.
Would you rather
live the same day over and over again for one year,
or skip the next six months?
Very interesting!
Would you rather
be extremely gassy in a quiet public place that you can't leave,
or get extremely itchy during a concert that you have to stay for?
Been there.
Would you rather
win $20,000,
or have your best friend win $100,000?
I see...
No no, it's fine.
Would you rather
be able to talk to your pets,
or make your enemies disappear?
Suit yourself.
Would you rather
be able to see 10 minutes into the future,
or 150 years into the future?
At any given time.
Well I'll tell you what you'll be doing in 10 minutes exactly.
Blessed me.
Would you rather
be
aggressively and brutally slapped in the face every single morning for the rest of your life
(no exceptions),
or eat one Ghost Pepper / Carolina Reaper / Viper hybrid?
Right now.
Which one would you rather do?
The pepper?
Okay. Well that's perfect then!
Well then do I have good news for you!
You're gonna do it right now.
Mhm, yes you are.
Well you said you would. Otherwise, you know,
I swear to God, I will be the first thing you see every single morning
for every sunrise of your life.
Not for you.
:(
From a friend.
'What's this?'
Oh, it's my Tear Maker.
Helps you get out of some sticky situations.
Ah-ha!
Here it is!
Okay.
Open wide.
I washed it. Go ahead, eat it.
You're not gonna leave until you do!
Chew, chew.
Swallow.
Good!
Open your mouth.
Tongue.
The seed has been planted.
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
Oh you're fine! What are you coughing about?
Here, just...
Would you like some milk?
Oh, I only drink full-fat, baby.
Go ahead, have some milk.
There you go, you're fine.
Okay. Look, I just...
I need to know... where you're going.
I can't have you messing up my operations again, okay?
Oh please!
And if I recall correctly,
YOU promised me a 50% cut.
Alright fine, it was 35%.
But 35% of 0, is still 0, isn't it?
Well this is why you don't do things on your own!
You tried to fly the nest before you were ready!
What do you expect?
Listen, it is not my job to um, hold your hand through everything....
unless you'd like to hold hands..
No? Okay, well, you know what?
Alright.
Well I hoped you learned your lesson, and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Do you know how
annoying it was to not be able to contact you for a full year?
You thought I was gone for good.
Oh! Don't make me laugh!
You wish.
Oh you wish your life was that boring. You would love it.
Oh what's wrong??
Okay, alright. That's fair, I get it.
You've been through a lot this last year.
Mm, you have. Yes you have.
I'm sure you don't remember the first couple months of that, at least.
Oh no, they got you good.
Well I wish I could've warned you, but
you don't really like to listen to me that much.
Just sayin'.
Alright, I know.
You have been answering a lot of my questions and
doing a pretty good job at it as well.
Well I dare say that
this is my favorite interrogation I've ever done.
I mean it! I'm blushin'!
Alright.
Fine.
I may have something interesting in here for you.
You can pick one.
The first:
this chain. It suits you pretty well.
The gems are a bit
flashy, but
on you,
it brings out the eyes.
Or,
go big or go home.
This one's a little less subtle, but you see this?
This is what you want.
I don't know, it could be like, friendship bracelets.
Me
and you!
Okay, perfect.
Will that make you happy?
Keep that then. It's from me.
Now let's finish up these questions.
*clears throat*
Who would win in a fight: a flamingo, or an otter?
It's relevant.
Nuh uh, I'm not giving you extra detail, you just pick one.
That's not the question.
What's something you can see that's invisible to other people?
Who's your next-door neighbor?
No, the other one.
Okay, very good!
Alright, go ahead and open your phone for me.
Go into Settings.
Third one down.
Read that serial number out loud for me.
Perfect!
What's the last emoji you used?
Go ahead, go into your little keyboard.
Oh really?
Oh, okay.
I see. It just says a lot about you.
Am I surprised? Well...
You surprise me sometimes.
Keeps it interesting.
What's your favorite cheat code in a video game?
Motherlode? Mm.
How do you make a Manhattan?
Can you just answer the question please?
There's not that many more.
kind of
Really?
Well, I'd like to try that sometime.
Are you free Friday night?
That one wasn't written down.
okay
Were you born on a full moon?
Left, or right?
Left or right?
How many Scorpios, to the exact number please,
have you interacted with in the last week?
7 days, including today.
Count 'em up!
No no, I'll wait.
I'm not interested in approximations.
Alright.
Mint, chocolate, or chip?
Very good.
Alright, last question.
What does this smell like?
No!
Oh stop it, it's not that!
I understand why maybe you would think it, but that's barbaric.
Way too low tech for me. Give it a smell, you're fine.
You're already in the van.
Interesting. Familiar, no?
Ah yes...
What is that?
Fabulouso.
Very good!
Well then...
I guess that was all my questions-
Achoo!
Mhm
Okay, perfect. Perfect.
Well, I have good news and bad news for you.
The good news is that you're free to go!
The bad news is
I'm not sure when I'll see you again...
Just kidding, I know exactly when I'm gonna see you again! I'm just teasing!
Alright now, we're about um,
a 5 mile walk to where you parked.
Would you like a ride, or...
I see you.. didn't quite bring your walking shoes.
Alright. Buckle in then.
I'll get you there in about 20 seconds.
Thanks for answering all my questions!
I missed this!