- Well, here I am.
What are your other two wishes?
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Didn't we take a class together?
Oh, I could have sworn we had chemistry.
Need a drink?
You seem kind of thirsty
with the way you were looking at me.
I was wondering if you're an artist
because you're so good at drawing me in.
You must be wearing space pants
'cause that booty is out of this world.
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
after I've been gaming all day
and that's very hot just in case you didn't know.
Ooh. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
'Cause you are looking like a snack.
Are you a high yield savings account?
Because you have my interest
and it's compounding.
I'm not drunk.
I am just intoxicated by you.
And I'm drunk.
Hey, feel my sweater.
Yeah.
It's boyfriend material.
Actually, it's a wool polyester blend.
Are you my appendix?
Because I got a funny feeling in my stomach
that I should take you out.
Roses are red violets are blue.
(sighs)
Look, can I kind of just buy you a drink or something?
Sorry. Were you talking to me?
No. Would you like to?
Is this the Hogwarts Express?
Because I got a feeling we're headed somewhere magical.
Girl, it's a wonder your license hasn't been taken away
with the way you be driving all the boys crazy.
They say nothing lasts forever.
So wanna be my nothing?
Yo, check out these cool designs
you could be wearing on your own body.
Tap the icon on the screen or go to the link
in the description.
You could be drinking out of cups
and repping your favorite YouTube channel,
which is this one.
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'Til next time stay cool and attractive.