SO IS GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT CAME TO ME AND ASKED ME WHAT I WANT
TO SEE.
I SAID: "I WANNA SEE A WHEEL."
THEY SAID "DONE."
THEN I SAID "I WANNA SEE A WHEEL OF WHAT I WANNA SEE."
I SEE I WANNA SEE A WHEEL, A WHEEL I WANNA SEE.
THEY SAID JAMES, WE'VE DONE THIS SEGMENT LIKE 15 TIMES.
WE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.
AND I SAID, "LOOK AT ME!
LET'S -- I WANNA WANNA SEE.
AND THEY SAID YEAH, WE GET IT.
AND THERE IT IS.
SO MERE E-HERE, THIS IS THE WHEEL I WANNA WANNA SEE.
ON IT, THERE ARE THINGS THAT JAMES MIGHT WANNA SEE.
TO BE CLEAR, NOT WHAT THE BAND WANNA SEE, NOT WHAT YOU WANNA
SEE.
NOT WHAT YOU AT HOME WANNA SEE, WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE.
SO I'M GOING TO GIVE IT A SPIN, SEE WHAT IT LANDS ON AND SEE
WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
TO BE CLEAR, IN THIS SITUATION, I AM JAMES.
SEE THERE, IT SAYS JAMES WANNA SEE.
THAT YOU PROBABLY KNOW SOMEONE CALLED EXPWRAIMS, DO YOU KNOW
SOMEONE CALLED JAMES?
IT'S NOTHING TO DID WITH HIM.
CLEAR?
IS ANYONE HERE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S CALLED JAMES?
ANYONE?
YES YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE -- ARE YOU CALLED JAMES?
SO YOU'RE WITH HIM MADAM.
I WANT YOU ARE T SCREAM WITH HIM, THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH
YOU.
>> THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
YEAH NO, THAT WAS TOO POLITE.
I WANT TO YOU SAY, THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!
>> THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: HAS THIS GOT
ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU?
>> NOPE.
>> James: DAMN RIGHT IT DOESN'T, TIM.
OKAY.
WE WELL SPIN THE WHEEL SEE WHERE IT LANDS AND SEE IF JAMES WANNA
SEE IT.
TO BE CLEAR: I AM JAMES.
STOP.
YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF WHAT IS AN INCREDIBLE SEGMENT.
A WOMAN, A WOMAN GIVING BIRTH TO A FULL GROWN COLLEGE FOOTBALL
MASCOT.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
WELL I GIVE A (BLEEP) (APPLAUSE)
>> James: THE QUESTION IS: THE QUESTION IS: DOES EXPWRAIMS
WANNA SEE IT?
JAMES WANNA SEE IT?
JAMES WANNA SEE IT!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HENRY KISSINGER
WINNING A NICK LODIAN KISS CHOICE AWARD.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS IS?
WHAT -- I THOIT IT -- OKAY I'M NOT GONNA, DOES JAMES WANNA SEE
IT?
♪ ♪ ♪ JAMES WANNA SEE IT!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: RED HOT CHILI
PEPPER MOUNT RUSHMORE.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: WHY WERE YOU
SCREAMING?
IS IT BECAUSE YOU WANNA SEE IT, THAT LITTLE GANG?
>> YES.
>> James: NO!
I DON'T KNOW WHY I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW WHY WE DON'T JUST
FILM THIS IN REHEARSAL, ROB, IN AN EMPTY ROOM, AS IT SHOULD BE
DONE.
IF ONLY I COULD REMOVE YOU FROM THIS!
AHHH!
SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!
(LAUGHTER) >> James: DOES JAMES WANNA
SEE IT?
OKAY, I DON'T WANNA SEE IT.
(LAUGHING).
>> James: I DON'T WANNA SEE IT.
OKAY?
DO YOU KNOW WHY I DON'T WANNA SEE IT, BECAUSE I'M JAMES.
DARTH VADER WEARING SHORT SHORTS AND GIRLS, THEY ARE WORKING FOR
HIM!
AGHAST DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
>> IN ANNALS TO THIS I STILL WANT TO SAY (BLEEP) YEAH!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: APOLOGIES TO OUR
VIEWERS AT HOME.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: HAGAR JUST SAID
(BLEEP) JAMES, JAMES IN THE AUDIENCE, DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?
>> WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>> James: YES, YES!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: THAT IS AN AUDIENCE
MEMBER WITH RESPECT!
DARTH VADER WEARING SHORT SHORGSHORTSAND GIRL, THEY ARE WO
HIM!
PLEASE.
I JUST, FOR ONE MINUTE, RESPECT MY WISHES.
DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?
♪ ♪ ♪ FTION .
>> James: OF COURSE HE WANTS TO SEE IT!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE "LATE LATE SHOW."