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- Excuse me, young man,
are you considering having an affair
with your father's wife?
Well, I'm here to tell you.
- Stop it, get some help.
- Your feral instincts may be clouding your better judgment,
but I'm here to help you.
I mean, sure, maybe your mom's a smoke show
and maybe she's dusting in those tight yoga shorts again,
but just think of the emotional damage that you might cause.
Just take a look at this.
- What the hell is going on here?
Why you half naked in the room with my son?
Stephan, why you in the room half naked with my wife?
Someone better give me some answers.
- That looks like quite a conundrum, a pickle almost.
- I said pack your stuff and get out of my house.
- That could be you,
and that means no more Xbox on dad's big screen,
'cause you're out of the house now,
all because you couldn't resist clapping mom's cheeks.
Is this the kind of disparaged lifestyle you wanna live?
(dramatic music)
Thankfully, there's a YouTube channel called Vid Chronicles,
that's basically a carbon copy of Dharr Mann,
and they make cutting edge productions
like "Sister Pays to Have her Brother killed,
"End Will Shock You," and,
"Racist Cop Accidentally Pulls Over Black Police Captain,
"Then This Happens."
Steering the youth of today, perhaps just like yourself,
down a path of righteousness, away from sin.
Just take a look at their mission statement.
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- The people who are trying to make this world a bad place
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- [Group] To always let love lead the way.
- "Always let love lead the way."
That is so sweet, of course,
because certainly these horrifically cringe productions
have nothing to do with the banking millions of dollars
off of the fact that YouTube algorithm
routinely promotes complete dog shit
and stifles actual creativity. (laughs)
Okay, listen, this Walmart version of Dharr Mann
is an absolute goldmine.
He's got over a million subs now,
which is like a 10th of Dharr Mann's,
but just some absolute gems in his video catalog.
There's so much I would want to go through
because it's chef's kiss,
but one of my viewers actually sent me an email
with a specific video.
We're gonna look at that here.
It's called "Father Catches Son Messing with his Wife,"
so let's go ahead and see what happens when dad walks in
on you wearing his wife like a hockey mask.
(phone ringing)
- Nathan?
Hello?
- [Nathan] Hello, Richard?
- What's going on, Nathan?
- Richard.
- [Nathan] I don't mean to call you with no foolishness.
- No foolishness.
- [Nathan] But there's something weird going on
at your house.
- Uh oh. - What do you mean, weird?
- Did I leave the garage door open again?
- What are we talking about, weird?
- How weird are we talking here?
- [Nathan] I don't know how to tell you this,
but every morning, when you go to work,
I hear weird noises in your house, in the midday,
sometimes even in the evening.
- Morning, midday and evening this neighbor, allegedly,
is hearing weird noises at his house.
Two things.
How long's this dude working for, and also,
why is the neighbor just got the ear up on the door?
Go play some "Halo" or something, bro.
Mind your own business.
- [Nathan] I tried to ignore it,
but it's gotten to a point now where I know exactly
what I'm hearing.
- And what exactly are you hearing?
- Well, Richard, do you recognize this sound
by any chance? (claps)
- Exactly what's going on?
What you trying to tell me?
- [Nathan] I think you should just...
Man, I think you should just head back to your house.
- Just go back to your house, Richard.
- [Nathan] Trust me.
- Find out for yourself.
He's there morning, afternoon and evening.
- All right. - Nathan, apparently,
hanging out at your house while you're at work all day,
which is a little suspicious, but you know what, Richard?
I don't want to tell you what I'm hearing.
You just need to go back to that creaky ass door.
(people laughing and moaning)
Huh, laughing and moaning?
That could only mean one thing.
His wife taped feathers to her labias. (laughs)
(door banging)
- What the hell?
- Dad. - Oh, babe.
- What the hell is going on here?
- Babe.
- Don't babe me.
What the hell is going on here?
Why you half naked in the room with my son?
Stephan, why you in the room half naked with my wife?
Someone better give me some answers.
- Dad, whoa, whoa, whoa, I know it looks bad,
I know it looks bad, but I promise,
I saw this viral TikTok where this kid's mom,
she taped feathers to her labias and challenged her son
to a dick tickling contest.
It's totally unsexual.
We're just trying to make a viral TikTok.
It's totally not what you think it is.
- [Richard] Spit it out, boy.
- Spit it out, boy.
- [Richard] Someone better give me some answers.
- Look, we were just talking.
We were just having a conversation, that's all.
- What kind of conversation could you be having
- Just stop it. - with my son half naked
on my bed, - Just chatting.
- and you in the bathroom with a towel on?
- We were just...
- What kind of conversation?
Enlighten me.
Please tell me.
- Dad, we was just talking about some stuff.
- What was you guys talking about?
- Actually, dad, you know what?
I'm glad you asked.
We were talking about the accelerated disintermediation
of traditional finance,
as trustless Blockchain technology continues to erode...
Ah, you know what?
Nah, dad, you know, we was fucking.
We were fucking, yeah.
You got us. (laughs)
My bad, my bad.
I was bored, I was bored.
I'm home for a month.
There's no schoolwork to do, no bitties around.
Me and mom's, we were... (claps)
She clapping.
You're at work 18 hours a day.
What else am I supposed to do around the house?
- Somebody better give me some answers.
- Look, babe, look,
I know it looks bad but it's not bad as it look, okay?
- Not bad as what is it looks?
- I'm sorry, what was that?
- Not bad as what is it looks?
Not as bad as what is it...?
Not bad as what is it looks?
(mysterious music)
Not bad as what is it looks?
I'm having a brain fart.
It's a little bit late at night.
Very possible, or that line maybe should have been left
in the writer's room.
- Stephen.
- Stephen, you done fucked up, bro.
- Look at me, boy. - Look at me, boy.
Hell yeah.
Honestly, this dad is terrifying.
- You been sleeping with my wife?
- No, no. - Sleeping with my wife?
- Why would you say that?
- Look at me.
Look at me, boy.
You've been sleeping with my wife.
This dad gets all the credit, man.
He's carrying this.
He's carrying this sinking fucking Titanic right now,
acting chops on fleek.
- We've been married for 13 years.
- Yeah, and I've been cheating for 12 of them,
working all damn day.
- And you wanna go behind my back and sleep with my son?
- No, no, I would not do that to you.
That is not what happened here.
We were just having a conversation, that's all.
- You're capping,
You just admitted it, I thought, a second ago.
You got caught.
You have feathers on your labias.
You're doing the TikTok.
What am I talking about? (laughs)
I'm just gonna run with this horrible joke
for the rest of the video.
I fucking committed to it early and now I'm committed
for the rest of the video.
That's it.
It's all about the tickly dick viral TikTok game,
because of feathers taped to the labias.
That's their excuse.
I should be the one in the writer's room.
They need to get rid of...
- Not bad as what is it looks?
- And implement the labia feathers joke.
That's why I get paid the big bucks,
to write beautiful and empowering skits like this.
I'm available if you're hiring, Vid Chronicles. (kisses)
- Conversation, that was all. - Tell me the truth.
- That was all. - Tell me the truth.
- Dang. - All right, all right.
- I need it now. - All right, all right.
It wasn't intentional.
It was an accident. - An accident?
Oh, there's gonna be an accident up in here,
but that ain't it.
- Ah, yes, the classic whoops I slipped on a banana peel
and fell on your son's dick.
Always tragic to see an accident like that happen.
- I can't believe this.
My son.
My wife.
- The intensity is...
- Never in a million years, never.
- (laughs) At an 11 and a half right now.
This man is just selling out for this role
and it's making it all worth it for me.
Stephan here has maybe had one line
of dialogue the entire...
If I'm being honest, not really carrying his weight,
but the dad has him on his back right now,
just chugging towards the finish line,
carrying both of them, to be fair.
- I am highly disappointed in you, son.
- No, dad, come on.
Don't give me the...
Beat my ass with a belt or something.
I just clapped mom's cheeks.
Don't give me the disappointed in you line.
You know how bad that stings coming from a dad,
to hear you're disappointed.
Just whoop my ass.
That's too far, dad.
- I work two jobs, two. - Still no dialogue
from Stephan. - To give me the opportunity
to go to college and have the best life you've ever had.
I'm sorry. (laughs)
I'm sorry, what?
What was that line?
Let's run that back please. - I work two jobs, two,
to give me the opportunity to go to college
and have the best life you've ever had.
- I work two jobs to give me the opportunity
to go to college and have the best life you've ever had.
(upbeat music)
Hi, my name's Leon.
I work two jobs to give me the opportunity to go to college
and have the best life you've ever had.
What the fuck?
You could say a lot about YouTube videos like this,
but you cannot say that the writing wasn't labored over
in that war room.
It's simply not bad as what is it looks. (laughs)
It is simply not bad as what is it looks. (laughs)
I know it seems bad, but it's not bad as what is it looks.
- And you wanna go sleep with your stepmother?
- Okay, that is the first indication in this video
that it is his stepmother, not an actual blood mother.
You know what I'm saying?
I am glad they clarified that,
also missed opportunity that she wasn't stuck
in a washing machine.
I take back what I said about the writing.
It's not as good as I thought.
- How long this been going on?
- Nah, don't tell him.
Come on, Stephan. - About a month.
- (screams) A month? - Damn, a month?
That's good.
This guy slays. - A whole month?
- It hasn't even been a month.
- Whoa, overdub. - Honestly,
nothing even started happening till two weeks ago.
Oh, two weeks?
Why didn't you just say so when I came in the door?
Anybody hungry?
Let's get a fucking...
Yo, let's order a pie.
Let's get a pizza.
You know what I say?
- [Group] Always let love lead the way.
- You know what you need to do?
You need to look in the mirror, so you can see what I see.
I see a dumb woman. - Whoa.
- Is that what you are?
A dumb woman?
How you gonna sit in my face, disrespecting me?
- I don't know why that seemed overly misogynistic,
the way he delivered the dumb woman line.
Dumb woman.
- Dumb woman.
- Just call her a whore, like a normal person would.
That seems more acceptable honestly.
Ah, I forgot,
it's YouTube and kids and monetization and stuff.
Yeah, sorry, I guess I get it now.
- You really think we can work it out after you slept
with my son?
We're done.
- We're done.
He sounds like Deckard Cain. (laughs)
If you know, you know.
- [Deckard] Back to the burning hells with you.
- Oh, the Horadric Cube.
- I gave you everything.
- Yeah, everything except Stephan's 21-year-old meat hammer
that doesn't need crushed up Viagra
in his whiskey just to get a semi, you old prick. (laughs)
- Pack your stuff and get out of my house.
- Ultimatum. - I said pack your stuff
and get out of my house.
- I love the Stephan stutters subtitle.
- 'Cause you don't know what I want to do to you right now.
- It's like his biggest line was just a stutter.
- So it's best for you to leave
before I do something I regret.
- (laughs) It's getting hot in here.
Oh, that face.
He's getting emotional.
Come on, another missed opportunity by the writing team.
That is the perfect time to composite
the legendary best cry ever
over that dude's face right there.
- (cries) What kind of mentality is that?
- Scarcity mentality. - How could you do that?
It was a boy. - A dumb woman.
It's a dumb woman mentality. - Molly, you've known him
since he was a boy. - According to Richard.
- Baby, please, I love you.
- You're a dumb woman.
You stupid dumb woman.
I can't believe you cheated on me, you dumb woman.
So dumb and you're a woman.
It's no wonder you're dumb, right?
Yeah, how do we keep this family friendly and impactful?
I don't know.
I don't.
It seems very, very tedious quite frankly.
- Can we work around...
Can we get through this any way?
- Work around? - Yes.
- You know what we can work around?
We can work around you getting off my bank account.
- Oh, shit.
(dramatic music)
I'm sorry, did Richard steal my fog machine?
'Cause he just brought all that smoke.
Work around you getting out of my bank account.
Wrecked 'em, damn near killed 'em.
- And you'd better not be here when I get back.
- Oh, Motel Six time. - Better not.
- Okay, what a carry by the father there,
had both of the other two on his back
throughout the whole thing.
If there was an award show for tremendously cringy
and unnecessary YouTube channels,
he would certainly be invited.
(dramatic music)
- The moral of the story is life can be hard sometimes
and the people you love the most will be the ones
to betray you in the worst way.
- Bro, what the fuck? (laughs)
Remember, guys, the moral of the story is life is a sad
and depressing existence, and then you die, probably alone.
Also, don't forget...
- [Group] Always let love lead the way.
- Being betrayed by your own blood is a pain far too great
for anyone to bear.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Fun is short term but karma will be looking for you
for the long haul.
- Okay, wow, that was compelling and powerful, and now,
I know why Stephan did not get much dialogue
during that 11 minutes of sheer brilliance from the father.
Remember, the moral of the story is those who you love
the most will betray you the worst. (laughs)
What the fuck?
Why...?
How is that...?
What kind of message is that, dude?
- Thank you for watching, - Oh, this is the dude
- and make sure to like - who owns the channel,
- and subscribe, - I think, and maybe his girl.
- so you can always see the new videos when we upload.
- Vid Chronicle's videos are made to inspire people.
Like and share this video so others can receive the message.
- Didn't you just tell your viewers that everyone they love
is going to betray them, and it's too great to bear?
I'm not inspired at all.
I feel depressed.
I feel like watching the Titanic and sobbing into a box
of Cheez-Its at 3:00 AM in the morning before passing out,
dreading waking up the next day.
Don't talk to me about being inspired with this shit.
You want views, motherfucker, you want money.
You don't give a shit about letting love lead the way.
You make a horribly, cringy bullshit videos on YouTube,
because they get millions of views
and make you a ton of money, which I respect that hustle,
but don't wrap it up in this bullshit bow tie of, oh,
we want to spread positivity and let love lead the way
by these fucking horseshit 11 minute skits about infidelity,
that are doing nothing to inspire people. (laughs)
Fucking fuck out of here with that shit.
These channels crack me out, man.
I imagine maybe they do the same for you.
I hope you enjoyed that performance by the father there,
powerful, moving overall.
I just think this is just one video, bro.
There's so many of these videos on this channel
and I am so excited to dive a little deeper.
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as I mentioned at the beginning of the video,
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