- Oh, good lord!
- Ah, it's frummy. (laughs)
- Or something.
- It's the potion that turns them into rats.
- (Jayse) Yes.
- (PvF) What do you think of Roald Dahl food?
- Oh!
- Ooh! - I love Roald Dahl!
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda.
- James and the Giant Peach. - James and the Giant Peach!
- Oh my gosh, the BFG.
- (PvF) You get to try everything!
- Oh! - Ooh!
- She's like oh, you can try everything, but...
- (PvF) We're doing a Try To Keep Eating challenge,
the revolting recipes of Roald Dahl.
(Jayse sighs)
To win, you must take three very large bites
of each dish put in front of you.
If you do, you'll win Brucey's favorite,
and more importantly, an Eat With Me card.
- What? I've only heard about these cards.
I've never even seen one! - Okay.
- I've never gotten one of those.
I've never even gotten a Get Out Of Punishment card.
- Really? - Yeah, I suck.
- Oh God.
- Wait, what do we think this is from?
- Mmm.
- I don't know what that is.
- Nope.
- It's so squishy. (laughs)
- Wee! Oh! (laughs)
- Oh my God, that does not smell good.
- (Willy) The Oompa Loompas ate nothing but green caterpillars,
which tasted revolting.
- Oh, it's from Willy Wonka. - (Sharon) Yeah.
- Oh! - Oh, this is the new...
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
(Travis slurps)
- I love this movie.
- Yum. - Flavor.
- What did you think of this version?
I thought this was super dark.
- We love eating bugs. - Protein!
- (PvF) We've got a bowl of the Oompa Loompa's green caterpillars
that Wonka claimed tasted revolting.
How do you think they'll taste?
- Snot in it or something, it just looks like boogers.
It's so gross.
- And there's worms.
- Um...
When in Rome.
Oh.
- They're not great, but they're totally doable.
- Okay.
- Three, two, one.
- Oh my God! - Ugh!
(Martine gags)
- Start chewing, start chewing, and you'll get,
and now it's not so bad.
- Like, the flavor isn't bad, it's the texture!
- Ooh, it's salty, wait, woah. - It's very, yeah, that,
yeah, not what you were expecting, right?
- Here we go. - Ugh!
(Martine grunts) It's like flat Coke and vinegar.
And slime.
- (PvF) It's all those bug guts.
- Yeah, yep, thanks, Nicole.
- It ain't that bad. Ah!
- Ugh. - Ugh!
(both laugh)
- They're like (babbles).
- (PvF) We also added a little bark of the bong-bong tree.
- That's what that little crunchy bit was that I just got?
- Ugh, okay here, last one. - Not expecting it at all.
- Last one, last one, last one before I start crying,
which I am already starting to cry.
- Okay, let's go, let's go.
(Martine gurgles)
- (PvF) Alright, well, you guys are well past your three bites.
- Yay! - Oh, are we, oh, are we?
- Ugh. - I like the red parts.
(Travis laughs)
- Okay. - Oh no!
- Oh. - No, not peas!
- This is the Witches soup, for sure!
- Oh, this is definitely from Witches.
- (gasps) Oh well, now, that's gonna change things.
- (Jayka) I don't wanna do this!
- Oh, oh!
- Gross, it looks like curdled milk or something.
- It's the potion that turns them into rats.
- (Jayse) Yes, yes.
- I mean, it's pretty!
- (rat) Check it out, they love the soup.
- (gasps) The Witches.
- Pea soup? - Uh-huh.
- Oh, the new one, with Anne Hathaway, yes, yes.
- (waiter) So they have requested their soup be prepared garlic free.
It is very bland, practically inedible.
- Practically inedible.
- Practically inedible should've been your sign.
- I just love this guy's voice.
- If it's bland, I can eat it. It's fine.
(Jaime laughs)
- Run, run from the soup, run!
- Oh, but they put something in it, remember?
- Oh, I gotta turn into [censored] rats!
- (PvF) This practically bland and almost inedible pea soup
is made even more foul with a few drops
of Mouse Maker potion. Good luck.
- Gotta get some of this. - Oh no!
What did you do? (laughs)
- Ugh, no! - Avoid, avoid.
- That is just like mashed frozen peas with rotten milk!
- Maybe I shouldn't mix it, so that I like...
- (whispers) That's a good idea. - Yeah, okay.
- That's a good idea. - (screams) No!
- (PvF) You don't have to eat it, guys.
- Shush, Nicole!
(Martine laughs) We will eat!
- Mmm! - If Jaime can do it, I can do it.
- (Jaime) Mmm!
- Do it like a shot. (Jayka laughs)
- And three, two, one, go!
Mmm. (gags) - Mm. (gags)
- That's not that bad. - Yeah.
- (screams) Okay. - Done!
Pffft!
- (yells) and just like turn, ah, help, ah!
(Jayse coughs)
- Gross! - Ready? Pfft!
(laughs) - (laughs) I'm gonna vomit.
- One more bite.
Ugh!
- I done, I'm not gonna eat it, I'm done.
- Oh! - (PvF) You're done?
- Ew!
- (PvF) You only have one more bite, Jayka.
- This is so gross! I genuinely gagged!
- On top of the pea. - (PvF) Oh, Jaime?
- It's actually not that bad, it's actually really good.
- Mmm, mmm!
- Ugh, I think that was the closest I've come to throwing up on camera.
- (PvF) Oh, Jaime. - It's flavor!
- Yeah, it is flavor. - Flavor!
- One, two, three, go! Swallow, swallow!
Hey, things aren't that bad!
- (PvF) Jaime makes me feel like I'm bad at my job.
- You're welcome. (laughs)
- This is poop? What is that?
- I mean, that's blood. - It looks like caca.
- (Sharon) That's blood, isn't it?
- Ugh, it's like an amoeba. It's like a culture or something.
- Blood, it looks like it's coagulating.
- (Jayka) Ew, oh my God, I can't!
- I could use dessert right now.
- (Beaver's Son) Now grab some of that mud,
chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.
- We're eating mud. - (Ash) I'm not going to eat mud.
- (Beaver's Son) Cuss yeah, you are!
- I'm gonna start saying that. - Oh God.
- Cuss yeah, you are.
- Yes, Fantastic Mr. Fox. - Is this Fantastic Mr. Fox?
- Oh, oh, he's getting serious.
- Aw, this is cute!
- Woah, pa-pow, pa-pow-pow! - Yes!
- Oh my God. (laughs)
- Ki-yah!
- (PvF) You're gonna eat some mud, how do you feel about that?
- No, I'm not. - (PvF) The cuss you are!
- Okay. - What even is this?
- (PvF) It's mud! - It's just mud.
- Oh. - I don't wanna eat this.
- (PvF) Are you passing?
- No, I'm not passing, I want that card!
- Oh, you ate it. - Mmm.
- Yes?
(bell rings)
- Ew! (Sharon laughs)
I'd rather eat real mud!
- Ugh, ugh! - Oh, ah!
- (laughs) Visually, it's really... - Ugh!
- It's not great.
Oh, see, why are you letting it hang out in your mouth?
(Jayka laughs)
- It's an interesting texture. - There's chocolate in there.
- It's very earthy.
- Ugh, stop sticking to my face!
- Go go go, go-go, go!
- I'm getting mulch notes. - Mmm!
- Oh my God, I can't. What the [censored]?
But the punishment's gonna be so much worse, okay.
- Go, go, go, go, go! Now swallow!
- Mmm, yes. Oh, I did get a little dirt crunch.
(Martine breathes heavily)
- It splattered!
- Last one!
- Already down your throat, see, way better, right?
- Yep, yep, yep, yep!
- I'm just taking a moment. - Ugh.
- It's just me and my body, and I'm apologizing to you,
I'm really sorry.
- I don't know how many bites I've taken.
- (PvF) You guys are both, again, well past the three.
(Travis laughs)
- It's really interesting.
- Oh, those are big ones too. - Okay.
This one smells like meat.
- Just... - Just innocuous bugs.
- Just a spider covered in what appears to be chili powder.
Ugh! - This one's like in snot.
- That one looks literally like someone just blew their nose in it.
- ♪ I've eaten many strange ♪ ♪ And scrumptious ♪
- (both) James and the Giant Peach! - Love it!
- ♪ Like jellied bugs ♪ - Chili bugs!
- ♪ Curried slugs ♪ ♪ And earwigs cooked in slime ♪
- Ah, cooked in slime.
- I love it, but I don't love what's happening here.
I don't wanna eat his friends.
- (PvF) A trio of chilied bugs, curried slugs,
and sweet earwigs cooked in slime.
- Here we go, I'm gonna eat your head.
(gurgles)
Nom!
- Uh, cockroach.
- Cheers. - Cheers!
Mmm.
- (PvF) Curried slugs.
- Oh wow. - Oh, that is not a good combo.
- (laughs) I feel like it's moving.
(Travis laughs)
(PvF laughs)
- This one's gonna be curry. - I don't like curry.
- Mm-mm.
(bell rings)
Yeah, that one's gross.
- Gross!
(bell rings)
- The smell is pretty frickin' disgusting too.
- Ugh!
- The curry brings out the slug, for sure.
- One.
(bell rings)
(Jayse whimpers)
(Martine gulps)
- Mmm, so much slime!
(Martine laughs)
(Martine gasps)
- (PvF) Don't go in for another bite!
- Why not?
- There was like a little bit left, and I was like...
- What is that? Salisbury steak?
- This looks good.
This looks like a school lunch, you know?
- Hungry Man Salisbury steak. (laughs)
- This is like a Hungry Man's frozen meal.
- (Michael) Hey dip face, where are you going?
- Matilda. - Matilda!
(Jayse hiccups)
- Matilda! - Aw!
- I used to watch this all the time.
- What a jerk.
- Oh, and then she... - Uh oh.
- Slewp!
- (gasps) What? - That's right!
- Uh-huh, uh-huh! (Jayka laughs)
- Yeah, eat your vegetables! - Eat your vegetables! (laughs)
- (PvF) Don't mess with Matilda,
or you may find your TV dinner of Salisbury steak, pea...
- I'm sorry, I was really hungry. (PvF laughs)
- My very first time.
- Okay, that will count as a bite if you can get it in.
Okay, here we go. Three, two, one, ooh!
- But after everything we just had...
- Mm-hmm. - Mmm.
- Is this like an American tradition?
- (PvF) Yes. - Big time.
Just kinda like hamburger meat formed into a patty.
(laughs) It's usually so dry.
Oh, okay, yeah.
- Like a turkey and a hamburger had a baby.
(PvF laughs)
(Sharon laughs)
- Fun fact, I'm actually not a fan of green peas.
- Really? - Steamed green peas, specifically.
- (PvF) Those are the worst. - They are the worst.
- I've been going in on the peas.
Oh, you are chowing down. - Well, it's just...
(bell rings)
- You're just casually dumping,
like eating them and dumping them down your shirt.
Like...
- That's very cold.
- I got it!
- (PvF) Why are you eating peas so weirdly?
- 'Cause if you don't actually want to eat them,
you gotta dump them somewhere.
Oop, there's just like peas falling out, okay, I'm gonna,
don't move, I'm gonna get the peas.
- Oh good lord!
- I think I know where this is from.
- It's fizzing, do you see that?
- Eh, nope. - Oh, you asshole!
- You're lying, you're lying! - You are a jerk!
- (BFG) All giants is drinking Frobscottle.
- All giants is just drinking Frobscottle.
(Jayka laughs)
- Frobscottle!
- (Sophie) But if the bubbles in your tummy go down and come out.
- Oh. - (Sophie) Someplace else.
- Yes. - Yes, your butt.
- Oy!
- (BFG) It's glummy!
(both laugh)
- (PvF) Finally, we've got a fresh bottle of Frobscottle
that's wonderful for giants,
but might be a little too potent for the likes of you.
- Yeah, what is that God awful smell in there?
- Yeah, it smells kinda funny, huh?
- Wow!
- Enjoy this babblement, you squeekspip!
- Yes, to the future of whizzpopping!
(both laugh)
- I'm just tried of it, Nicole!
- (PvF) We gotta get you out, Sharon. You don't have to drink it!
- Well, I know that, but then now I've done all of this for nothing?
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
- (PvF) Ah!
- Mm.
(Jayse coughs)
Ugh!
- That was only one!
- Are you trying to...
Suit yourself, whatever.
(bell rings)
(Travis laughs)
- Cheers!
(Martine screams)
- Is there vanilla in there? - Mm!
- (PvF) Jayka just went for all three at once.
- She did, I know.
(Jayka laughs)
(Travis burps)
- Sorry, it just kinda happened.
- Ugh! - Mm, mm.
Agh! (laughs)
- That made me burp. - Ugh.
(coughs) - Oh my God!
- Yeah, you know what this means, right?
- It's so bad!
(Jayka screams)
- I can't take the trauma! - Oh.
- Ugh, it's frummy. (laughs) Pfft.
- (PvF) Congratulations,
every single one of you in this episode made it through.
For that, we've got a delicious prize for you.
- Yes!
- (Trunchbull) You liked my cake.
- Yes, I knew it! - You knew!
You knew.
- Oh yes. - The chocolate cake!
- Oh my gosh, we're getting the cake.
(gasps) We're getting the cake. - Yes!
- It's the musical, too. - Yeah.
- Oh, I wanna be one of those kids dancing in the back.
- Ugh! I love it!
- (PvF) For our winners, we've got Bruce's favorite
sky high chocolate cake that is sinfully delicious.
- Enjoy! - ♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah ♪
- Thank you for [inaudible]. - Thank you.
- I'm so happy! - Ah.
- Thank you!
- Aw, sweet!
- Thank you, but like, hold on. (laughs)
- I got another one. I got another one.
- It's a fudgy. - I'm gonna kill that.
- Ooh. - Hmm-hmm-hmm!
- This is literally getting rid of the durian taste in my mouth.
- Well done.
- Do we wanna see the punishment,
and try it, maybe?
- You can try it, I'm good. - What's the punishment?
- (Sponge) We finished all the dinner.
- James and the Giant Peach, and his jerk aunts.
- Mm, and his terrible aunts.
- I love her so much!
- Oh no!
- What are they eating?
- Fish head!
- (PvF) From Aunt Spiker, Aunt Sponge, and Aunt Ash,
we've got some of James'... - Aunt Ash.
(both laugh) - (PvF) Whole fish heads.
- Deadly, oh my God, Sharon.
We literally escaped this.
We literally escaped! - (Sharon) I am so glad we ate.
- Ha ha, those are some handsome looking boys!
- (Jaime) Mmm, my friends. - Wow!
- So glad that we ate.
- Okay. - Give it a kiss.
- Mwah, love you. - (Sharon) Now that's adorable.
- This has teeth on... - Ugh!
- You need to take this... - It smells so bad!
- One, two, three.
- (both) Mmm! (laughs)
- Oh. (laughs) You really got in there.
- Well, was I not?
- This is how Brucey does it. Mmm, mmm!
- You can take this away. Take this away, please.
Oh wait, actually, we won, so you guys have to eat punishment.
- How did I get roped into this?
(both laugh)
- (PvF) Chef Ash, we failed really hard this episode.
We apologize.
These two cucumbers over here ate every single dish and loved it.
- Unbelievable.
I am stepping it up! - (PvF) Alright.
- Noted. - Oh no.
- Noted.
- (PvF) Since no one ate this punishment, it's on us.
- It's on us.
- (PvF) Thank you guys for watching.
Be sure to like and subscribe and follow for more episodes.
Alright.
- (both) Cheers!
- Aw, they made 'em kiss, that's so cute!
(Jaime laughs) Nice!
- Mmm. - Mm-hmm.
- How is it? It must be good.
- (PvF) Crunchy. - Mm.
(both laugh)
- (PvF) Mmm! - Bye!