- No, I don't like the dentist. They're scary.
- Shut up!
- Well, dude. I am officially a man.
- Hookers don't count.
- No, dude. I lost my last baby tooth. The tooth fairy's gonna give me such an awesome pres--
- Wait, you still believe in the tooth fairy?
- Yeah, dude, and I'm probably gonna get an awesome treat for this thing.
- What the hell? Is that a diamond on your tooth?
- Yeah, I was in a rap
group as a kid, had all my baby teeth encrusted with 14-carat diamonds.
- Oh.
Yeah, yeah, the, uh, the tooth fairy. He's actually a really good friend of mine.
- Really?
- Yeah, I'll have him come by tonight and give you a really awesome treat or something for that.
- Thanks, man
Good night, Domo.
Good night, Ke$ha.
Good night, baby tooth. Hope the tooth fairy brings me a shiny new nickel.
- Hello, child. I'm here for your tooth.
- Anthony?
- No, silly. I'm Anthony's tooth fairy friend.
He told me all about your diamond tooth. Now,
give it to me.
- You think this is a joke, Anthony? The tooth fairy is real.
- Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
- Burglar!
- Aah!
- Dude, who the hell puts a brick in their pillow case?
- My pillows were too soft.
Is he dead?
- I don't know.
- Well, there's only one way to find out.
Yep, he's dead.
King to TF-419. Respond, damn it.
- Who is this?
- It's the goddamn tooth fairy game, damn it!
Who else?
Do you have any idea how far behind you are on your tooth quota?
If you don't get me 500 teeth by tomorrow, I'm gonna have to finish you off myself!
- I told you the tooth fairy was real.
- This is some kind of stupid joke.
- Oh, really? Fairy punch!
Get me those goddamn teeth now!
- If we were a crapload of loose teeth, where would we be?
- Trailer park!
- (grunts)
All right, that's last one. How many do we have?
- Um...
Nine teeth.
- But there's like 12 people here.
- I mean, the only guy left is that guy.
All right.
(grunting)
This one's in here really good.
- Get the car. Ready?
- Ready!
- Go!
We've only collected 12 teeth and a human head.
- That Fairy King guy's gonna kill us.
- How is he even gonna find us?
- I wonder if you put a tracking device on that guy.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's definitely in there.
Yeah, but why do I have to do it?
- Because you have the smaller hands.
- Fine.
Okay, so there's, uh-- there's a hairbrush.
Um... like a gerbil maybe.
No tracking device.
- Dude, it's probably up his ass.
- All right.
- No, no, no, no.
Why don't we just get rid of the body?
Hey, you know how we were trying to get 550 teeth for that king fairy guy?
- Yeah.
- What are we gonna do once we've got all the teeth?
- Well, we were gonna...
Oh, crap. Guess we didn't think that one through, did we?
- Nope.
- Back off! Back off!
- He's alive?
- And why is he naked?
Dude, what the hell?
- I couldn't let a perfectly good costume go to waste.
- Dude, you're sick. That color does look really nice on you though.
- You haven't done my bidding and collected 500 teeth!
- But your highness, these guys kidnapped me.
- Too bad!
Die! (wand beeping)
- NOOO!!!
- Hey! That color looks nice on you.
- You know, I kind of feel bad for getting that guy killed.
- Really?
- Ha! You want to go play some soccer?
- ♪ Kicking heads, kicking heads ♪
♪ Kicking, kicking heads, we are kicking heads ♪
- Yeah!
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