tonight longtime loner disguises toast
will finally look for his future
significant other a harem of potential
candidates are gathered just a few rooms
away Tillis will ask each of them a
question and select this favorite three
before moving on to the final round
where they'll be subjected to a more
intense questioning at the end of the
night toast will select one lucky
participant to be the winning in
relationship I think is uh I think it's
very important this is gamings most
eligible bachelor
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so we're here with disguise two toes can
you please
my name is disguise toast I play
hearthstone on the Internet
for entertainment of children in
exchange for money
okay so how long has it been since
you've been in a relationship it has
been six long long years six years is a
very long time why did you decide after
six years of inactivity that all of a
sudden you're going to go on a show and
try to find love I've tried every dating
app every website every bar nothing has
worked this is my last resort
if I don't find love tonight and now
we're going to go on to the interviews
but the contestants from eligible
bachelor hi there um my name is Leslie
and I'm here to meet my future husband
disguise toast he's pretty much the
Prince Eric to my Ariel I'm also not
very good at games but hopefully I can
impress him in other ways hello number
one my question my question to you is
what is your favorite song oh well my
favorite song is actually called part of
your world
funny enough I actually oh please please
go ahead look at these girls then look
at me I know the choice isn't easy toast
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wow that was a really really amazing
such a beautiful voice you you wouldn't
happen to be a mermaid by chance would
you know oh wow could I ask which part
of you is the fish in which part of you
is the human is the upper half the human
or the lower half the human
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unfortunately that's probably not gonna
work for me I'm going to need the bottom
half to be human because well you
understand thank you very much
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why will chose choose me so contestant
number two can you tell me just how
important freedom in a relationship is
to you I think in order to stay very
like safe and happy in a relationship we
should tell each other everything that
we're doing at all times and I just love
my boyfriend so much that I just can't
imagine a world without him my future I
would want no less than six to eight
kids and I just think it's very
important to find somebody who shares
these ideals is me six to eight huh
there okay thank you
my name is Zoey and I just came in just
two minutes ago they found me I was just
down the corner and you know I think
toast needs a girl with a little bit of
experience how often would you like to
be intimate with your man because
physical intimacy is the important part
of any relationship you know okay so
it's like as often as I want I'm not
familiar with that term
I I think I think there's some mistake
did someone that is this a real
contestant they they brought me in just
a couple minutes ago I was just down the
corner okay well thank you very time the
security will probably come get you and
escort you out
hello is this thing on is this thing on
ma'am sir whatever you where's Matt
without it you gotta go I a senior hi
I'm a sauna and today I'm hoping to find
the love of my life the perfect solo
gamers swordsman the one that will
capture my heart so contestant number
three as you know video games are a huge
part of my life
how important are video games that you I
mean video games are so important to me
to the point that like I feel like if I
die in a video game it's like I die in
real life they're very very very
important like would you say that it's
pretty much your life yes entirely
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alright intro it's here oh how do you
feel about your convent school all I
know is that I don't see her wearing a
shirt that says Jost wait what did you
get that oh I kind of custom made my
Bailey thank you no no no buy their
views on the sorry Albert we're gonna
have to walk away
anyway I just think that there's no
competition other than me because no one
L of Sam as much as I do
I have stock so contestant number four
what is your idea of the perfect date
I'm staying home and ordering food
interests killing what kind of food do
you usually eat ah yes the finest
cuisine yeah
hi how'd it go hey I'm scar you may know
me I'm famous pi'illo League of Legends
player challenger so contestant number
five my question is do you believe and
love that first sight no oh okay
thank you hello yes hi all right
hi contestant number six what is the
most important quality in a man I prefer
that he's not real and 2d preferably oh
you prefer anime men do you have like a
example of your favorite anime character
so you like those start proving
successful perfect types hi I'm Tiffany
and I'm really excited to meet toast I
heard he has a lot of money I'm really
excited
hi contestant number seven what do you
find most attractive in a man I find it
really attractive and really romantic
when a guy deposits 10k my bank account
does personality and you know
intelligence matter
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can't tell who's the excuse me
you heard me girl money go what's up my
name is Jamie if they call me Jenny says
isn't on my block
I'm here for disguise does this fit fit
theme I mean love so as you know I'm a
very big deal and very famous is that
something you'll be able to handle
having a famous boyfriend yeah I'm all
about that theme in fact I prepared a
wrap for this producer give me a beat oh
okay I'll give you a beat you got that
sneaky follow my special are you playin
hooky they caught me taste it I'm gonna
cut on top he's not my new singer wait
for the good job follow me on Soundcloud
please sound cut okay that was your your
flow whisper I'm Federico and I have a
big personality
yeah hello
for I'm just
this guy's toast I play herstal oh thank
you thank you can someone get this value
I don't think you like me
so there was three that caught my eye
number four because we share the same
interest in cuisine McDonald's and
there's also number five who gave a very
blunt and realistic answer to you know
relationship and relationship is
realistic it's not all rainbows and
butterflies sometimes you end up with
someone you don't really want to be with
but you can't find anyone and you like
why not settle for a bit and also number
it was pretty good she gave us a very
great rap and it shows me that she's
created them puts an effort so I would
say four or five and eight alright that
all sounds very interesting we're going
to move on to the final round but not
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dive right into the final round with all
the contestants have made it this far
yes all right so my question now is that
let's say you have a million dollars why
would you do probably invest well we get
invested and would you just invest would
you do anything else with the money
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would you buy anything like extravagant
or fancy yes and of course a part of the
program is the Tesla you know the
McDonald's the closest with down
location at any point would you say
you're very competent in a certain
aspect of your life okay that's sounds
really good what would you say you're
really positive that you always end up
on top one okay yeah yeah it's
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alright time
much appreciated I wish you the best and
goodbye hello contestant if you were
stranded on a desert island which
offline TV member would you want with
you he has about 300 I'm at 80
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pretty cool himself
you can definitely read to Dodger I have
more touch your ship I mean I'm good
okay you can choose someone else I'm
gonna go hey is she still there that
concludes the final round of questioning
it's now time for tells to choose his
champion this will be his first look at
all three of the finalists and his
potential match well the three finalists
please come out
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so toast this is your first look at all
three finalists what are your initial
thoughts about them I'll be honest this
is been more well after talking with
each of these finalists I feel like I'm
very confident in my choice so number
four you have great taste and food but
your answer to how you would spend a
million dollars was not very exciting
number five you sound very confident and
assertive and I like that in a partner
but at the same time you were kind of
negative and you know overbearing number
eight you had a great flows and some
sick hot fire beats but I also didn't
like the way how you were so you know
how much importance you played on social
media and numbers and trying to beat off
me all right Jose you've had enough time
so what is your final decision my final
decision is
number five
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so yeah I found out that apparently the
right person I've been looking for was
with me all the time
it was SCARA and I didn't know it and I
look forward to spending the best rest
of my my life with him I'm very happy I
don't need any more girls and more
herrings and I'm looking forward to
consummate