- What if I told you that was green tea?
- Stop!
Is it really green tea (laughing)?
You guys are sneaky.
See, that's what I'm saying.
You never know.
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- What's up, y'all?
I'm Kausar Mohammed.
- Hello!
- It's Jenna Ortega.
- We're going rogue.
- It's Paul-Mikél Williams here.
- Ah, that's how you do it!
- And since our show,
"Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous,"
- is all about dinosaurs,
- we figured well,
maybe we should try some dinosaur-shaped foods.
- Dinosaur-shaped mystery foods.
- So, let's do it.
All right.
This one.
This one, I'm like,
this one I'm very excited about.
I like my sugar.
I like my desserts
and this...
Is not what I thought it was.
(laughing)
- I just have no clue.
- I thought this was a sugar cookie
but this is not a sugar cookie.
Look, it jiggles.
I think it's a Brachiosaurus
that jiggles.
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I swear, I don't even know how to (sighing).
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Oh.
- Hm.
- Marshmallow?
(loud dinging)
That was not unpleasant.
I do think, potentially,
I could see Paul being like,
"What is this?
Oh, this is good."
- It was delicious (laughing).
- All right, so we got some gummies here.
And they're super cute.
- They're really squishy, by the way.
- Look how cute he is.
I feel like they're like little toys.
I could, I'm five years old.
- Bam, bam, bam. (squeaking)
- Okay, my guess,
looks like some sort of gummy snack.
- Almost like, almost like jello
if you want to call it that.
- I couldn't tell you what flavor.
They're just like a red tint.
- He-he (laughing).
- I have to taste this, all right?
Mhm.
- Okay.
I have to admit, not the taste I was expecting.
You think purple,
you would think grape?
It's not grape.
If you told me this was like a acai and kale,
that's the flavor.
Acai and kale.
(loud buzzing)
- I wanna say that it really tastes like a smoothie.
(loud buzzing)
(lips smacking)
- Yeah, that tastes like straight earth.
- It does taste earthy.
(laughing)
- Definitely beet.
(loud dinging)
- Really?
This is a beet?
Okay.
But all in all,
I give this a 10 out of 10
'cause it is really good.
- Bam, bam, bam. (squeaking)
- So, for number two here,
we have some, (chicken cawing)
oh (laughing).
We have some Brachiosaurus seaweed.
- Beautiful shape.
- Wow, I feel bad eating this.
'Cause I was gonna go right for the head.
(loud popping)
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Paul, do you like this?
- The salt to seaweed ratio,
if you want to call it that,
it is,
it's very good.
- Yeah (laughing).
(loud popping)
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- We've moved onto number three.
It is a Pterodactyl.
See, I know that one.
(chicken cawing)
I just dropped that one.
- It definitely feels like cheese.
I still would have to taste it.
- Gonna do a little sniff test on this one.
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Yeah, smells like cheese.
Okay, I'm going in on this Pterodactyl right here.
If you don't eat the Pterodactyl at once,
it will attack you.
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I could totally see these
in like a,
like one of those stackables things
where it's like you have a cracker
that's shaped like a dinosaur,
and then you have these Pterodactyls,
and then a little,
maybe a little bologna on top.
- A Jurassic food plate.
Pteranodon bites.
- Stack-a-dactyls.
That's what I would name 'em.
Stack-a-dactyls.
Kids would go wild over it.
And you could have the beet gummies
as the side.
Bam, bam, bam. (squeaking)
- I'm not into the flavor.
- Agree to disagree a little bit on that one (laughing).
- I'm sorry.
A lot of respect for you guys.
It's just not my cup of tea.
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(laughing)
- I don't know what this is.
I think it's,
I think it's supposed to be a T-Rex.
- A T-Rex pancakes.
- Or maybe more waffles.
- Waffles.
If it's gonna be a waffle,
it's gotta have the little indents.
But it's also a little bit green,
so that is a little bit concerning,
but you know what?
I am up for the challenge.
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Hm.
- We're gonna go headfirst again.
- I wanna say there's a hint of,
I don't know what it means to say you can taste
the green in it (laughing).
- It's matcha.
(loud dinging)
- Really?
- Execution, flawless.
Flavor, there.
Color, present.
If that doesn't sound appealing to you,
I don't know what will.
(loud whooshing)
- You can tell that this clearly
a dinosaur footprint.
Dinosaur imprint cookies.
- Looks like some sort of grain.
- An oatmeal cookie
or something along those lines.
- Oh, this is harder than I thought.
- Now, I said this was a cookie,
but I don't think it's a cookie (laughing).
- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I knew I would like this.
This is totally like a vegan meat substitute.
- Making vegetables taste like meat
is always a win for me.
- It's actually really good.
- Saving cows.
- World peace.
(loud whooshing)
- All of these foods definitely had their own version
of great.
From the beet gummies.
- Bam, bam, bam.
- All the way to the vegan dinosaur footprints.
- Oh, yes, yes.
- It's solid food.
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- And don't forget to watch,
"Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous."
- "Camp Cretaceous."
- "Camp Cretaceous" on Netflix.
Thank you (clapping).
(loud hissing)
(spray can shaking)
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