oh well first impressions what do you
think gorgeous thank you no relationship
yeah
she look like what's your name
Stacy L Elroy yo in the house my name is
Katie how do you identify your sexual
orientation just like super gay
have you always been a super gay
internally yes Oh what are you here to
do today it's also a bunch of lesbians
oh that's what I heard is that exciting
oh my god you see this laughs how can
you tell when a woman is gay first thing
I would do is like ask are you gay a lot
of people have gay face which might be
controversial but it's true what is the
base you know they just look gay in the
face well today you're gonna be ranking
gay women on how gay they are there's
gonna be hilarious so we're gonna bring
out people and one by one you're gonna
give them a score between one and ten
ten being like gay gay gay and one being
maybe not so gay high but high like meet
you I'm Bella bellows Stacy it's nice to
meet you you seem gay how gay do you
think you are I think I'm pretty much
gay yeah I mean I'm already like out of
ten doing it did wait why are you are do
time well like we've got a serious
dapper fashion situation happening
amazing haircut very well quaffed super
card on the part a little bit of gay
voice happening Oh what is that you know
it's like the Tambor just says I love
[ __ ] stud you got your fame you know
you have a particular role how would you
define that I'm growing up like I did
but we didn't have choices you're either
a dyke or you were butch so for me this
part that's happening now is very
different for me my name is Bella and
I'm
okay yeah so anyway ten lakhs I'm gonna
give you a ten okay yeah I'll take it
great job oh yeah that's gorgeous
thank you really relationship uh yeah
she look like me no I can't help but
notice the Birkenstocks yeah did you
wear those - like ramping up your score
I know I just
yeah that's great if I saw you on the
street I would probably think you're a
straight myself just I'm not getting a
lot of gayness emanating from you will
you like do a walk kind of a gay walk
what makes it okay what kind of like a
wide stance who's your celebrity crush
Emma Watson is the biggest one I'm gonna
give you a seven seven maybe before I
don't agree with it but what would you
raise yourself probably a 10 because I
don't date men guys have you ever been
with a man
I know virgin alert well it was nice to
meet you
very nice all right thank you
what do you do for work I'm in
recruiting like we're creating people to
be gay I wit you don't have gay voice
what is that like me
I don't know can you hear the difference
between my voice and your voice no we
just found a human well where are you
from originally from Russia why'd you
move from Russia to come here I'm here
on pending political asylum Russia is
not very gay friendly so what would
happen if you came out of Russia
um well I would fear persecution from
hate groups the government is also not
supporting LGBTQ people
so probably jail are you like loving the
fact that you're able to express
yourself more or you kind of like you
[ __ ] don't know
about it as you know I think about it
every day how many people are in the
same shoes as I am and I am very
fortunate to be here like a con take it
for granted because one day I could be
deported what are you gonna give
anything as a score I'm gonna say like a
five one one what nothing about you
screams it but I understand why this is
because of like where you from you have
to present that you are what society
expects you to be any how do you feel
about having a one I would rate myself
as a ten I feel like I won through a lot
to be here and to be Who I am I give you
a ten nice that's a lot to go through to
be yourself I really admire that that's
awesome I really wish you good luck
thank you yeah what's your name Rosa
Rosa Katie thanks to meet you I feel
like if I didn't see your outfit and I
just saw your head you look kind of
straightish what does that mean done
brows and you've got a little eyeliner I
just think you don't have a face like an
obvious case yes do you kill it crystals
oh do you have a dog I do not have a dog
Wow so when did you come up I came out
my senior year my spinning growing a
path like it was a lot of internalized
homophobia no religion like starting to
hate like myself for choosing yeah right
using it but no it wasn't a choice what
is your job I'm a personal trainer and a
strength and conditioning coach yes do
you do it powerlifting yeah power and
Olympic with that's pretty good I'm
gonna give you like a five are you gonna
get a five cool I don't know you look
gay I would say like eight hey thank you
great to meet you nice firm handshake
yeah what I'm LL Royalle
in relationship I am in an open
relationship yes god damn you gorgeous I
don't know that I would see you on the
street and think you were gay okay would
you try hitting on me on the street I am
not really like a an approach er yeah
more of a power bottom um can you
explain what that means I'm very new to
the first scene so I don't even know I'm
27
to me a power bottom is someone who is a
bottom and likes being approached but is
not all the way submissive okay yeah I
mean what's like your type I don't know
if I have a type I'm very new to being
accepting of myself as being attracted
to women mm-hmm so I don't have
established what a type is I'm gonna
give you a six because you seem pretty
new at it which is great but I think
you're really gonna get up there eight
nine
Courtney Courtney nice to meet you yeah
cool cool cool
ten ten already yeah
obvious queer haircut we got a bunch of
tats let me see your nails
yeah I mean nice and short but that's
also because I play the guitar it was
pretty good yeah like cool things most
cool what kind of men should do like
indie folk senior songwriter but then
again when I go out I need to get my
twerk on so that seven I'm gonna give
you an eight
why eight I feel like you're pretty gay
see you later
how's it going are you good good to see
you good to see you we do do we went on
an OkCupid date like 15 years ago
that's a very long time ago yeah yeah
that was pretty weird yeah it was weird
first of all there's a thing about the
hands in the pocket you know it is a
stance of confidence it's a stance of
I'm here let's do this you know what I
mean it's that confidence she's got a
major queer vibe the stance
plus the loafs button up all the way but
final score ten out of ten ten you get
the team rich Almighty what do you want
your score to be how do you think other
people have been ranking me probably
like middle no high
yeah really I've been like a solid ten I
think I want to be the gayest of the gay
but also I'm having like this struggle
with like sexuality versus sort of
gender presentation and almost tied
together kind of I guess I don't even
really know yeah well this whole thing's
a trap kind of yeah
I'm gonna give you an eight okay I'll
take it good this video view I am ll
Royale I'm Krystal you Sparkle like
crystal could you change the oil in your
car absolutely I impacted my EGR valve
last week yeah you did yeah I did if
there's like a spider in the house do
you have to get it I'm the only one who
kills spiders in the house have you ever
been what I mean
I was married to two men who identify as
lesbian bisexual lesbian I was raised in
a fundamental religion I know right I
met my wife about two years ago and
about one to two months part of that we
both had just left our husbands nice
yeah doesn't get any more gay than that
10 that's yes why do you resent I mean
if you leave your whole life behind
including religion to be with the lady
that you love super gay 10 is gonna be
over here and then want to be down here
how was this experience for you this was
awesome I think I did an okay job this
is super weird thing to do I feel like
that's the game that you're sort of
asking me to play all of these people
are gay as [ __ ] because they are here
they're here they're queer get used to
it this ranking that we're doing is
based on heterogeneity can't get away
from that cuz that's the man you know
the patriarchy we can't get out of it
man we place yourself in this line I
don't identify as gay
none of that I'm me you can't write that
you're not gonna place me in a category
just because of all she's doing in her
life to be able to be gay just like
everything it's just like so much I
would hope that I would do something
like that but I couldn't say for sure
that I would put myself through that
much so I think that's really cool
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