- Well, f**k me.
- I know, right?
F**k you.
(all laughing)
- Woah.
(laughing)
- Yes!
- Woah!
- It’s beautiful!
- Thank you.
- Look what we made!
- You said it’s putting a loop inside of a loop.
- Correct.
- How does that make a sweater?
- Are we doing it?
- Repeatedly.
They got the idea.
- Well, wait. I want in on this.
- It’s just this.
- We’re a sweater.
- We’re a sweater now.
- I’m gonna just sneak over here.
- Yeah, there you go.
- Alright, cool.
- Now you guys have made a cable.
- Wow!
- You can do it. - It’s all bad.
- No, no, no, it’s fine!
- Well, how did I already mess up?
- Let’s move on to the next one, then.
- Oh, boy.
The next one?
- Yeah, you have a loop!
- Just go to the next one.
- Beep!
- I didn’t get it on the inside!
- We can do it!
- Oh, god! What an embarrassment!
- Or you could leave that exposed edge right there.
- You think that’ll be hot?
- I think so.
- Okay!
- I actually think that’s a really beautiful design.
- That is…
(laughing)
…very phallic.
(all laughing)
- Queen takes queen, C6.
- Yas queen!
- Rook takes queen.
- Oh, no, queen.
- Um…
(Zach laughs)
- Oh, what does that mean?
Is that you checking?
You still have to bet.
- Oh, I can’t check?
- You have to bet…
- Oh!
- $25.
- Yeah, to stay in.
- Oh, okay! I fold, then.
(laughing)
- Okay.
- What makes this someone the celebos of the world seek after?
- The glow.
Definitely the glow.
That lasts for days and days.
- Is my face dull right now?
- Yes.
(all laughing)
- Yeah you look…
You look terrible.
- I was ranked number eight in the world on the WPBA.
And I am semi-retired now, but still ready to kick your butt.
(all laughing)
- Oh!
- You never retire from ass-kicking.
Never retire from ass-kicking.
- It’s true.
- There is a little bit of luck involve in poker.
But if I played you guys a hundred times, you guys would have no shot.
(laughing) Alright.
- So there’s a chance.
- So the stats are in our favor.
- Do you think you could still get a strike if we threw all lane courtesy out the window
and were just like…
- I think I could.
- Full-on dance party right next to you?
- Totally think I could.
(various forms of distraction yelling)
- Oh!
- Come on!
(Missy laughing)
- Missy, you got an ostrich!
- Oh my god!
- Yeah!
- Five in a row!
- Jeez louise.
- Wow!
- It made her better!
- Slowly, now, slowly!
There you go.
Stroke it, stroke it!
- Stroke it!
- Stroke it, stroke it.
(coughing)
- Stroke it!
- Oh, god!
(coughing)
- Too high! Too high up!
Too high up!
It feels kinda sexy!
- Ren1 is in the taint.
We’re not…we don’t ever really do that.
- I’ve done a lot of taint stuff.
- I’ll bet you have.
(Zach and Keith laughing)
- On camera.
(laughing)
On camera.
- On camera?
- Yeah.
- Would any of us be able to play with Ned’s bulb?
Can we?
- Wiggle it.
- You guys wanna get in here?
- Kinda.
- Yeah, get in there.
- Let’s see it.
(door opening)
- Oh, sorry! Excuse me!
I didn’t realize there was somebody in here.
- Do you give me permission to touch your bulb?
- Um.
- Yeah! You can definitely even go like this,
kinda just like break it around, move it around,
- This isn’t what I expected this video would be like.
- Fondle Ned’s bulb.
- They’re fondling my bulb.
- Would it help him if I was on all fours being a horse under his legs?
(laughing)
- That would help me, actually.
- It might get your comments up.
- This is lube, right?
(laughing)
So, when you’re stroking it, it doesn’t get stuck.
- Right. - Come on.
Come on!
- Pretty sexual.
- Can we keep a serious face whenever, you know, we’re doing this?
I want you guys to be professional.
- Well, you can’t say “lube” and then say “stroke”!
- Whenever you’re explaining this to a customer,
you gotta say, you know, you gotta keep a straight face.
“Hey, when I’m stroking it and lubing it, this is what it does.”
It keeps it smooth, right?
- We did say we want to make his car sexy.
- Right.
- ‘Cause I wanna show people how visually exciting this process can be,
- Mm hmm.
- And I was wondering, like, if we could take an artistic approach to this
and maybe we draw a boner on my back?
The bigger the better,
- Okay. - As long as,
you know, when you’re looking at it, you can immediately be like
(snaps)
“That’s a boner on his back.”
- Gotcha.
I’ll try my best.
- Yeah.
Have you ever done anything like this?
(clicks tongue)
- No one’s requested that before.
- Men fear him, and ladies fear him!
- Eugene, give it your best!
Are you ready?
- Does this happen a lot in your archery classes?
- You’d be surprised!
- May the odds be ever in your favor!
- I wish the taste was different,
but it’s not, and that’s what we have to deal with.
(all laughing)
- Yeah.
- I’m gonna use a little placenta.
- Oh, huh?
Well, whose placenta?
- Uh, it comes from an animal.
Well, we’re gonna use a little extra placenta.
- How much placenta do I need?
- Mm.
- Those big pumpkins?
They disqualify you.
- So, we’re aiming for all the small things?
- All the small things.
- True care, truth brings.
(all mimicking guitars from “All the Small Things”)
(laughing) Ah, look at that fire!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, doctor!
(laughing) Doctor!
Doctor, I feel like a cow!
- Can you unbuckle this, actually?
- Okay!
(all laughing)
- Keith, how are you feeling?
- I feel crazy!
- Her arm goes so high!
- It’s crazy!
- Turkey!
- Wow, Turkey!
- Turkey!
(in unison) Gobble, gobble, gobble!
(all gobbling like turkeys)
♪ You can do it, Eugene ♪
- Everybody now!
♪ You can do it, Eugene ♪
- Woo!
- And, to the first place winner, I will say this:
Daddy’s home!
(all cheering) Oh my god!
Daddy’s favorite!
(all cheering)
- It’s the Four vs. One
- “Try”phy!
You’re the first official recipient.
Forged from the finest plastic.
- You won that!
(all cheering)
- Wow, wow, wow!
- You guys said, if I win, I get a song.
You guys are gonna sing a song or write me a song just for me.
♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
♪ Alison Lee, you really showed us how to golf today ♪ ♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
♪ You made the ball go so far, and everybody said hooray ♪ ♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
♪ We will let you beat us any day of the week ♪ ♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
♪ Under par, she was under par ♪ ♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
♪ She was under par, she was under par ♪ ♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
- Okay, okay!
♪ She was under par, she was under par ♪ ♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
- Okay, that’s great.
♪ She was under par, she was under par ♪ ♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
- One more time!
♪ She was under par, she was under par ♪ ♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
♪ She was under par, Alison Lee ♪ ♪ Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf ♪
- One more time!
- Ned, you’re a hero!
- Were you aiming for that one?
- Were you aiming for it?
- I’m so proud of Ned that I’m just…
- What were you aiming at?
- I don’t know.
(all laughing)