(people talking)
- Wow. Do you even know how many calories are in that?
- Oh, um. I don't care.
(upbeat music)
- I can't believe it's over.
- Drinks?
- What a long day.
- Drinks?
- I can't believe I just got the promotion!
- Drinks! - Drinks!
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Ooh. It's whiskey.
- That was Pappy Van Winkle 23 year, you don't shoot it.
Do you know how expensive that was?
- Yeah, I didn't like that. I'm gonna get a Jim Beam.
Can I get a Jim Beam?
- Money.
That's in.
(pan sizzling)
- Wow. Thank you so much.
Ooh, what's this one?
Bitch, yes. Ooh ooh!
- Yeah bitch.
(upbeat music)
- We'll do two shots of tequila chilled please, thanks.
- I don't wanna have to take care of you on the
Uber ride home.
(panting)
I know you're still friends with your ex-boyfriend
on LinkedIn.
(snoring)
- After we were done traveling in Bhutan,
we decided it was time to settle down and have a baby.
- So what are your plans?
- My plans were to have another one of these,
and then go home and furiously masturbate.
(upbeat music)
- Woo! You guys ready to go to the gym?
Dibs on the elliptical, bitches.
Dibs on the elliptical.
- ♫Barbeque in America
- I'm sorry.
- ♫ I love