(piano plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and goes off key)
Alright. Let's finish getting you dressed.
No, it's story time.
Okay.
One more story.
-What do you want me to read you? -No. I want to read it.
Oh. Okay, go ahead.
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Tony.
He had no hair, no sunglasses, and no seat belts.
And then one time he decided to have lunch.
The end.
That's a great story.
Let's get your pants on.
No, I don't want to wear pants.
Nobody wants to wear pants.
-That's just the way the world works, so... -I'm not wearing those pants.
Why don't you want to wear these pants?
They're awesome.
I don't want to wear those pants because they have a tag on them.
-They don't have a tag. -They have a tag.
There's no tag.
The tag hurts me.
It hurts!
Hurts!
It hurts.
Oh. Okay, there's no tag because I cut the tag off the last time, you remember?
I'm not wearing any pants.
Why don't you just try and put the pants on...
..and then you'll see there's no tag on them. Okay?
(showdown music)
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