I really want it, I must have it all.
Somebody give me, I'm gonna get everything
and more.
I swear I need it,
I must have it now.
Somebody buy it,
'cause this is what Christmas time is for.
I'm clearing out my toy box
'cause I know that there's gonna be
no boring books or new socks,
just a mountain of toys for me!
'Cause I've been a good girl, Santa.
At least I think so.
Unless you were watching when I made Peter from next door
eat that yellow snow.
Well, Santa Claus, I only did him a favour.
'Cause Pete should know that yellow snow
isn't lemon flavour!
You gotta believe me, Santa!
I've been a real good girl.
I really want it,
it's gotta be mine.
I wanna have more than every girl and boy.
I'm making my list, I'm writing this down.
Dear Santa, just bring me every single toy.
And I will go to bed soon,
and I'll open my eyes to see
a big pile of toys in a bag and I bet that the tag says that
they're all for me!
'Cause I've been a good girl Santa.
At least I hope so.
Unless you were watching me cheat in my school exams
on the questions I don't know.
But look into my eyes,
see they're getting teary.
I swear next year I will memorise
Pythagoras's theory!
You gotta forgive me Santa,
I've been a real good girl.
I might not be the best kid in the cafeteria,
I might not be the nicest girl in school.
What if I don't fit the Nice List strict criteria?
God, there must be something I can do!
Wait, I know geeks with nice bright futures,
Goody Two-shoe Nice List losers.
If I could only get them on their own.
Then I could edit Santa's letters,
have him redirect their presents,
get them all delivered to my home!
My home!
The presents I got last year
are dusty, worn, and broken.
And underneath my bed are things
I didn't even open!
The Christmas tree looks bare to me,
I want more decorations.
I want my presents to exceed
the highest of my expectations!
Like last year times by four.
Covering every inch of the floor.
Every toy on the planet and then one more!
I'm praying you hear this,
you gotta believe me Santa.
You have to forgive me Santa.
Are you flying to see me Santa?
Oh, what will you bring me Santa?
I've been a real good
girl!
Thank you very much.