it's a soju taste test channel so Korea
has a whole bunch of different soldiers
we've picked 16 from around the country
and we're gonna do a sweet 16
elimination challenge to pick the best
soju in all of Korea those of you that
don't know so juice actually the alcohol
of choice in Korea and it's coming in at
what's the percentage time in nineteen
point five point five now we happen to
be pros if drinking soju but a legend
here the lightweight so what is this I
don't know what this you're gonna find
out tonight boy ah let's do this see
break hello and welcome to the 2014 soju
taste test challenge
I'm your host gesture molester McGee
we've got a great lineup for this year's
challenged let me introduce you to the
players
first up hailing from Australia Jonny
aka Shaunie aka my Jonny
aka hey sexy love angel baby Shani is
quite the lightweight and there have
been concerns as to whether he will be
able to complete the challenge or not
next up Simon Stawski mostly dude was
brute sides coming in at 6 foot 4 it is
believed that you'll be able to consume
the most amount of so drool over taining
his taste buds blocked away today and
our last contestant Martina she's the
first female to compete in the soju
taste test challenge and also the dark
horse amongst the three she boasts the
lineage of being a Newfie aka a
Newfoundlander known for their ability
to consume large amounts of alcohol
while remaining sober round one fight
the second one was actually a lot
smoother I like this one the first one
just tasted like a molding ship anchor a
lot of good and bottom also known as the
fresh wind coming out my ass round 2
fight they both taste like burning I
think the first one ordered him the
oginam drink let's do this thing
meringue oh it smells already funky k
that tasted like Chinese look you're
absolutely no smell from this one like
straight-up winter kilometers away this
one was amazing could him nasty that was
nasty
this one is from where Busan oh this
Busan one someday it will make your day
gay in the happy way you know what I say
down by the bay round the four
this one barely tastes like alcohol at
all so I choose it
she won Super Junior you will always get
my vote
alright everyone make some noise oh that
one's strong this one's wrong I'm not a
fan of strongly go all right this is the
winner don't know doc dong dong dong
dong dong dong that's what I got going I
began my stomach feels like burning oh
my god these both smell equally bad this
one smells a bit worse the ending wasn't
that bad but it had a kind of licorice
II taste I do not like licorice the hell
this one how soju is an ode to the soju
Santorum this one was the better of the
two but I didn't like either of them son
totem I kind of wouldn't have chose you
if I had the same for this cuz they're
both bad round seven fights that is the
worst what though that is terrible No
smooth and delicious right no sigh I
don't care how much money they're paying
you side that height stuff is terrible
it's wrong I pick this one machine and
Chum you could be like mashing and Chum
you could be my best friend Chum if you
want round you row it's always round two
for me every round is round two I let's
go hmm
oh this one goes straight to the nose
this one is the winner you've said you
I'm drunk
wow what a first quarter what an upset
we saw with total demand tom is still
being knocked out in the first round by
knocking out these two sole favorites
it's gonna be a really exciting second
quarter will Johnny be able to remain in
his chair will simonetmartina discover a
new so do they like you'll have to stick
around and find out we're gonna start
the second quarter soon and up the
contestants are indeed ready let's head
over to the action right now onto the
final eight
that one wasn't good wasn't good either
I'm going to pick the second one which
burned the back of my throat a lot less
than the first one and I prefer less
burn thank you Joe and day make it's a
happy day make it a Joe and day what all
right initial taste on the tongue was
worse but quite smooth on the way down
actually whoa okay this is a tough one
this one's a lot sweeter this one's
pretty smooth they're both pretty good
actually honestly they are I'm gonna go
for this one here hey oats it in I
choose you
matcha and chop your routine and we have
some moments of history being made here
ladies and gentlemen I have just never
seen anything like that before in my
life can we see that I get an instant
replay
all right just one smells like sadness
start with that first came up a little
bit at the end this had a terrible
aftertaste this one's a bit more floral
I'm gonna go for this one actually I Oh
doc dog out sorry doc do you really
weren't that bad but I guess no don't go
if you're just joining us right now the
second quarter is just over now we had a
chance to talk to some of the players in
the locker room and there was some
concern as to whether Johnny was gonna
pull through or not due to the redness
factors ah you can perform pretty well
my Tony has some pretty big tag lines I
can see the rosy-red forming in his
cheeks I think he's going down I love
you mama my cheeks are always red that's
the thing all right it's a bluff all you
guys cuz I'm gonna be on my way I'm
gonna win they're all going down next
round you're not gonna be able to lift
up the glasses the mouth you just can be
poured in their eyes that's how bad they
are
I'm taking this home for my mom so we
have for you the drunken redness scale
to let you know and fall along at home
how you see the team players are doing
you can see it ranges from I'm doing
okay - I've been sunburned all the way
up to intoxication does the scale apply
to our players well you're just gonna
have to sit on a weight to see and now
for the final four
old friends I think I remember your
taste old friend I remember your face
too
both were very smooth well one was
definitely the smoothest my vote for the
number-5 effect or death bet my vote are
for my sake
my vote for the winner final for this
guy
Joe and a your number one for my day
better than mine did that you should I
can do nice now soon Oh cut of bacon ah
this this is good I like this what
flavor is it
what is your flavor good day a good day
pajama jeans John John Day John
okay the pressures are on I have to pick
the John Day sewed you here we go
didn't like that one question is always
which one do I like less not more than
that one
let me sense take a loan for this one
and now for the second round of the
Final Four
I think I need a sub drinking both make
me feel not happy I will go for this one
that makes me feel less unhappy Sundaram
it is the Santorum son cheoreom son a
cheney son 3 it's a japanese know a
heavy head is green at all son yup sir
all right let's go around 1 oh my god oh
my god hmm
oh wow they're both pretty good in the
disgusting way I'll have to go for this
one
Oh ABCDEF Oh
tune in - damn it I hate this here comes
the tiebreaker
all right
not that bad nope that one's out
immediately for me winner is sent
sanatorium Vangelis the Spanish hackers
are sick Spanish Antonio better has
mercy from where is he from
we are heading into the fourth and final
round of the soju taste test challenge
and currently the Busan soju tone day
has been breaking all the records and
surprising everybody who could have
predicted this outcome
ha ha ha ha ha the players performances
are starting to slip
becoming transparent to me when I see
them trying to read Korean at the bottom
of the cups indeed a couple times I
believe I've seen Martina and Simon try
to blame Susie for bad handwriting when
I think it's more like their
intoxication preventing them from
reading so this is I can't read Susie's
writing Susan you're writing you did the
Korean handwriting which I can't read ye
ji
coming t up Terry
Tammy couldn't a good day Jordan toning
day it's Harry Chong wrong the Sun jedem
some Chatham Sun total Mulligan bottom
Mulligan
I don't think so my good shut up Susie
bring your heroes at home we've created
a reenactment to let you know what the
players might be seeing right now oh
that can't be good
sucks for them they're on the fourth
floor and it's all stairs oh I'm just
being told that we have some commentary
from the players in the locker room
let's head back there now who arrow is
Luna free radical advice who a downside
was you all right all right
these were mine they are made for me now
okay that was a very insightful and now
for the final round
some gotcha versus overall some gutsy is
a triangle loud noises - final round
join game versus side shut up
all three of us are going to drink our
shots and on the count of three we're
gonna push forward the winner for a shot
let's go create two one ok good like
that one that much last one three two
one many colic cleanser that's one no
let's do this I'm cleansing oh oh
sons your palate okay I'll go which on
my drive me two and three two one winner
Sunday yeah
well that's it for the 2014 soju taste
test challenge a special thanks goes out
to Johnny
aka my Johnny if you like to check out
more videos from my Chinese a funny guy
can check out his channel over here
Aussie Aussie holidays oh boy Roy join
us next week where we'll eat 10,000
gallons of Milo just joking thanks for
tuning in make sure you drink
responsibly and don't forget this video
do to your best I'm Alexander Milwaukee
McGee good night guys thanks I wish sir
feel me so drunk
let's go eat seafood mister wait wait
wait