'Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?
Do you know how l know you're gay? How?
You like Coldplay.
You're dead.
[both groaning]
Come on.
Leave my torso alone at least.
l also wanted to call...
and see what night you might want to go out.
l'm actually free tonight.
Okay. Now, l was thinking maybe this weekend, but that's good. Okay.
(Trísh) Great.
Okay, what time do you want to pick me up?
Let's see.
That's actually kind of a problem because l ride a bike.
That's cool. Are you kíddíng me?
l love getting on the back of a motorcycle.
My boyfriend in college drove a motorcycle.
So, l mean, l'm cool.
Yeah, l bet that was cool. l ride a bicycle.
You know how l know that you're gay?
How?
You like the movie Maíd ín Manhattan.
You know how l know you're gay? How?
l saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.
You know how l know you're gay? How?
You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says:
''l love it when balls are in my face.''
That's gay?
God damn it!
l'm ripping your head off right now. It's off.
And now l'm throwing it at your body.
Fuck you!
You guys...
she's picking me up in an hour.
Oh, drag, dude.
She's picking you up from here? Yeah.
That's fucked up, man.
Why? Why?
Seriously. l mean, Iook at this place, man.
You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know?
What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look.
He's got a billion toys. So what?
And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.
lt's all right.
ls that the Síx Míllíon Dollar Man's boss?
lt's Oscar Goldman.
Why do you have that? That's worth a lot of money.
That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.
Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?
l'm not trying to be sexy, man.
l mean, seriously, Asia?
You framed an Asia poster?
How hard did the people at the frame store laugh...
when you brought this in? They did not laugh at me.
Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.
You guys cool it with the gay.
You know, she's on her way over here, okay?
First, you relax, okay?
Just stop calming me down and tell me what l should do.
Okay, we iust take everything that's embarrassing...
and we move it out of here.
So it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.
Hi. Hi. How are you?
Good.
So, you wanna head out?
Did you iust move in or something?
No. Actually l'm getting new carpet in.
l'm having carpet put in tomorrow, so....
Well, you know. Yeah.
Okay. Looks good with the floors.
Yeah. All right.
l should tear up the hard wood...
and see if there's carpet underneath.
That's never the case.
This is gonna be fun. Yes.