You guys! Sikowitz really wants everybody back in class.
And you really wanted a date to the prom last year,
but you didn't get one, did ya?
- Rex! - Tell your puppet
to quit being mean to me!
Don't call him a puppet!
That's an offensive term.
Yeah, this school's pretty normal.
Just please go back to class
until Sikowitz will be there in a minute.
You better hurry.
[roaring]
Uh, what is this for?
Oh, that's glue.
Yeah, but why is it with your makeup supplies?
What's the problem?
This is grizzly glue.
It's like an industrial cement.
Eh?
Cat...
tell me you don't use this on Tori's face.
Uh...
Give me that!
"For industrial use only."
"Caution: avoid contact with skin."
- Cat! - I'm sorry!
Why didn't you use dermaglue?
I ran out! So I got that out of my dad's toolbox.
- Cat! - Are you insane?
- Will it come off? - I don't know!
Why didn't you read the label?
Because, I got distracted
by the picture of the cute grizzly bear.
I mean, look at him, he's like a fuzzy little--
- Cat! - Hey!
I'm sorry!
What I wanna know is what part
of the chicken do the nuggets come from?
Can someone tell me this, please.
I mean, where's the wacky farm that raises nugget chickens?
Hilarious observations.
Please, come in.
And don't get me started on airplane food.
I notice that you're a standup comedienne.
Where's the beef?
I am a police officer.
Would you like to join me in a handful of Raisin Bran?
What's the deal with Raisin Bran?
Is it raisins? Is it bran?
I wanna know!
So, who's up for a little bit of karaoke?
Yay! I love karaoke!
- Cat! - What?
Shh! Your doctor said you weren't supposed to talk.
♪ He didn't say I couldn't sing! ♪
Well, alright.
Can we come in?
Uh, I guess, uh...
Listen, I don't have a lot of time.
I have a hot fellow picking me up any second.
Yeah, um, about that.
Two, three.
♪ Trina Oh, Trina ♪
♪ Yeah, Trina You're stayin' home tonight! ♪
♪ Now Seth He was gonna take you ♪
♪ To a rockin' Lakers' game ♪
♪ But Seth He started thinking ♪
♪ That hangin' out with you Was just insane ♪
♪ Just insane now ♪
♪ Now Trina Oh, Trina ♪
♪ Yeah, Trina You're stayin' home tonight! ♪
♪ You're stayin' home tonight! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've been dumped tonight ♪
Oh, Tofu...
are you alright?
Did she hurt you?
She tried to, didn't she?
It's awful hot in here.
I better open a window.
Oh, no! Tofu!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Ah!
Concussion!
Oh, my goodness. Tofu!
Well, I have a feeling we're not
in the Hollywood Arts' bathroom anymore.
Oh, no, wait, we are.
It's just in color.
Cat! Hey! Hey, Cat!
"Tori just said 'Hey' to me."
You know we're supposed to be shooting a film
right now, for class?
"Tori just reminded me
about our short film."
"Hashtag. Don't care."
Will you put your phone down and talk to me?
I can't. I'm doing a thousand tweets a day.
- For what? - Because the more you tweet,
the more followers you get.
Yeah, but, there's no way you can think
of a thousand things to tweet every day.
"I like birds and cheese."
♪ I rap so hot Yeah I spit that fire ♪
♪ Live so good Even my driver got a driver ♪
♪ Wrist so ice Got bling that'll bind ya ♪
♪ And a pink candy coupe Call it sweet and low rider ♪
♪ Yeah, woo And I'm livin' that good life ♪
♪ Baby, can't ya see? ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Big bossin' on the corner They got all eyes on me ♪
♪ And I'm back For the thrill of it ♪
♪ Folks they say I'm killin' it ♪
♪ Fact I'm just a little bit short of many millions ♪
♪ Rap is what I'm stickin' with That's how I be gettin' rich ♪
♪ So, I bust a little bit 'Bout how I get livin' it ♪
♪ And I'm living that good life Baby can't ya see? ♪
♪ What, what ♪
♪ Big bossin' on the corner They got all eyes on me ♪
Ding dong! I'ma get it!
Robbie Shapiro!
Whoa!
Oh, Cat. You're back.
Uh, Robbie was just singing me a little song he wrote called--
I know what it's called he wrote that song for me!
- Cat! - I'm swell, me!
He sang that to me over a year ago.
Well, he's singing it to me now.
My life really is awkward.
Robbie, I thought you and me had something special.
Well, it seems like you've got
something special with a lot of fellas.
Ha! Good one, glasses.
Why did you call Robbie and invite him here?
Why did you call Freddie?
Robbie is in love with me!
So? Freddie's in love with me!
Now, wait a second.
If you're so in love with Sam,
then why have you been running around Los Angeles
fadoodling with Cat?
I haven't "fadoodled" with Cat.
You could've if you wanted to!
This is so bad! This is so bad!
We're gonna get in trouble.
I know we're gonna get in trouble.
- You guys-- - Help me get Del's shoes off!
Why?
So if I get arrested and go to jail, at least when I get out
I'll have Del DeVille's shoes.
Stop it! Stop it!
- Oh, my god! - He's waking up!
[groaning]
Uh, maybe we should all hide.
Yeah, and then on the count of three
we'll jump out and yell, Yahtzee !
- Why? - I think it's Hebrew for soup.