- Second rib.
Third, third rib.
T4 dermatome - [blonde girl] Ok guys, jus--
Should I go?
- I'm just practicing.
- He's got an exam tomorrow.
- A practical exam.
- [Ned] Date night!
Let's do this, I got 10 minutes, here we go.
- You ready for your test? - [Ned] I am.
- [girlfriend] How's Dr. Frankenbaum being?
- Hmm, Franken-butthole, more like it.
- Mm-hmm.
- I have a prescription for you, doctor's orders.
- Grey's Anatomy. - [Ned] Aah, yes.
- Love it. - [Ned] Give me a kiss.
- Bye. - [girlfriend] Good luck.
- Thank you.
- Hey Ned?
Could you come look at my poop?
- [Ned] Yeah.
- Is this bad?
- Ooh.
- If you became an OB/GYN,
do you think you'd deliver our baby?
- Absolutely.
- Really?
- No.
- Uch.
- That is abnormal stool.
- Hmm. - [Ned] Hold on.
(camera clicks)
- [girlfriend] Really, you took a picture?
- I'll compare to my textbook.
- Hello. - [Ned] What have we here?
What?
- You smell.
- It was cadaver lab.
- Uch!
- Oh.
- Oh, God.
- Yesterday I was dissecting a cadaver,
and the head-- - [girlfriend] Ned.
- [girlfriend] Ned. - [Ned] The spleen
[Ned] looked like a football.
- Nobody wants to hear about your
cadavers at the dinner table.
- Well, Jade wants to hear about it.
- No, she doesn't.
- Your insurance claim has been denied.
- Oh my God.
You're serious.
- What's your favorite internal organ?
- Uch.
- Uuugh.
I failed.
- You know, what are the cranial nerves again?
There's like an order...
- What?
- Right, the cranial nerves?
- Cranial nerves?
Olfactory, optic, oculomotor...
- What is the nickname of the hot doctor in Grey's Anatomy?
- McDreamy.
Not that I watch it,
because it is highly medically inaccurate.
- Glossopharyngeal, vagus, accessory, hypoglossal.
- See.
- Nailed it.
- Bet you didn't fail.
- Superior thyroid artery.
- You're doing that and eating pizza at the same time?
- I, yes, I am.
- Ok.
- Phenelzine.
- SNRI.
- I think it's an MAOI.
- No, no way.
- Yes. - [Ned] Ooh, oh my God.
- [girlfriend] Oh, I'm awesome.
- I am
- (both) basically a doctor.
- [Ned] Ah, jinx.
- Prepare yourself for the procedure.
But I warn you, it's very invasive.
I diagnose you with chronic sexiness.