- Ask her, "If she was trying to seduce you,
how would you do it?"
- So they're asking how you, how you would seduce me,
and I'm just gonna say it probably wouldn't be that hard.
(hands clapping) Ah!
(introduction music begins)
- Hello.
- Uh, I'm Haley. I am about to graduate from U-dub Tacoma
and I'm about to start as a behavioral technician.
- Um, to go on my first, like real queer date.
I'm bi, I've dated basically just like, cis men
- Oh, yay.
- Okay uh, hi, I'm Haley. I'm 22 and I'm a Scorpio.
- Oh my god, Haley, I'm Miss Mila Sky. I'm also a Scorpio,
and we're definitely going to have some queer
fun today. I'm so excited.
- Yes (bleep).
- I'm Mark "Mom" Finley, you can call me Mom.
- Hi mama.
- [Mom] I'm the sane one of the group.
- Sounds like it.
(chuckles)
- Gross.
- And I'm Seattle's one and only glamazon goddess
and queen of the pigs,
Isabella Extynnm, but you can just call me Izzy
cause all my friends do and I'm sure we're going to be best
Judy's by the end of this.
- I love all of the above.
- Never dated a woman before? Have you always wanted to?
- Yes. I actually got asked last night,
"What kind of man do you think you're going to end up with?"
I'm like, "A woman."
(chuckles)
- [Julia] Hello.
- Hello, I'm Haley.
- I'm Julia. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, you are super pretty.
- Ask them What their pronouns are.
- Also, so what are your pronouns?
- She/her.
- She/her. All right. Cool.
I use they/them and then like an occasional,
she/hers it's it's okay.
- How tall is she?
- Um, they're asking how tall you are,
and I'm going to guess like five-eight.
- I'm actually six foot.
- Nice, good for you!
- We're all the same height in bed.
- How tall are you?
- I'm five-two and three quarters.
- Oh, nice!
- And I say the three quarters-
- No, I mean it like, it adds up.
- Tell her, "You're all the same height laying down in bed."
- We're all the same height in bed is what they are really
pushing right now.
(chuckle)
- [Haley] Yeah.
- I mean they're not wrong.
(applauding)
- Give us a thumbs up if you're attracted to her.
- Oh, your stickers are so cute.
- Oh thank you.
- They're so cute. I really like the-
okay one thing at a time, but they're super cute.
- Do you have ADHD by nature?
- Oh, you bet ya.(nervous laugh)
- Same! Oh my god.
- This is what's up.
- Okay. Let's break out the Adderalls.
- I love, um, like meeting people- meeting other
people with ADHD. You're already really easy to talk to.
- Why would she say that?
- Because it's important-
- Because they're flowing together.
- Ask her if she finds you attractive.
- Yeah, I'm just like, oh, I can just talk
how I naturally do.
And like listen and you're going to just get it.
- She's not listening to us. Ask if you're her type!
- They're yelling.
- That a good thing or a bad thing?
- It's good. It's just, it's just, it's just that
I'm not listening.
Would you say that I am like, kind of like your type?
- Like my type as in like fem, butch, et cetera?
- Do you find me attractive?
- Or okay, they want it to be even more direct.
Like do you think I'm attractive?
- Yeah! You are really attractive.
- Attractive. You are very attractive.
- So when can you see him at her apartment?
- They want us to already be planning our second hangout.
Um, so like um, what is the most open like day or evening?
- Okay. That's her way of doing it?
- Yeah.
- No, she just likes to work it into the conversation
a little more subtly.
- Um, I thinking probably Monday.
- Monday. Okay.
- [Julia] Are you free that day?
- I actually am.
- If you were to treat me to a date,
where would you take me?
- Um, new question. If we were to go out again
and you were to take me on a date,
like pick the spot, what would you pick?
- I'd probably like suggest like, "Oh, do you want to
go to like a bar, grab a couple of drinks,
then like play some games or like grab pizza afterwards."
Have you ever been to the museum of museums?
- No!
- Well she's free Monday. You could ask her to go to um-
- Ask her to go to a museum on Monday!
- We could like actually like do the hella gay thing
and just have a sweet, wonderful day of doing (bleep).
- I love doing gay (bleep).
- Say, "Are you more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?"
- Would you say you're more dom or sub?
- Ugh, I would say that like,
I'm more like top, but I'm also a switch.
- I think that's funny and fitting
cause I'm definitely like a switch,
but I'm definitely more bottom leaning,
but also not like a pillow friends as like, no, please-
I was really about to say that I was like, put me to work.
- Oh my god.
- I've learned with women it's a slow moving ribbon.
- We don't have that much time,
but I need to know what's gonna happen.
- Men are boom boom boom. Women are slow moving ripples.
- Ask her if she was trying to seduce you,
how would you do it?
- So they're asking how you, how you would seduce me.
And I'm just going to say it probably wouldn't be that hard.
- Oh.
- [Haley] Cause you're really cute.
- (applauding) Shoot your shot (bleep).
- Please wrap it up and get her number
and go on a date on Monday.
- We're getting the time call.
- Okay.
- K, can I put, since your phone is right there,
can I put my number in it?
- Yeah.
- Confirm Monday.
- So I am actually really,
really down for Monday. So are you down?
- Yeah! I'm super down.
- [Haley] Hell yeah.
- Well super lovely to meet you.
- Yeah, super lovely to meet you. Um, yeah.
- Your comfort with her was immediate.
- Oh yeah!
- [Mom] Your whole- your body language change,
your demeanor change, the tone of your voice change.
- So are you excited about your date on Monday?
- Monday!
- Honestly yeah. I really am. That sounds super sweet.
- You were choosing which voices to listen to and it
definitely wasn't us.
- I was trying to listen to her though.
I think you guys really did help because like I'm really bad
at asking me like those direct questions.
- You worked them in in your way.
- Yes, cause it's like,
one of the things that I've heard is I was like, okay,
the sign of a good date is already planning the second one.
And like then you get to like, be like, do it, do it, do it,
do it.
- Yeah there's no reason to hesitate.
- The worst they can say is "No thanks."
- And having them say no is not going to kill you.
And she didn't say no. She said, "Yes, let's go."
- This went really well. Thank you so much.