you know what i did uh whether it wasn't a beautiful weekend you have a nice
man you know what i did i caught up on my shopping and i went around and
the more shopping you do have you noticed this the more strange things are for sale in any like
grocery store uh anywhere in your neighborhood you got a grocery store in your neighborhood of
yeah you go shopping sometimes once in a while you notice that there's a
lot of strange strange things well it occurred to me i said to myself
i said i'm no genius but what if i gather up some of these strange items here in this
grocery store bring them in and we'll share them with all of the vast north
american viewing audiences a little something we call supermarket finds paul do you have a
music for this do i ever here we go ladies and gentlemen mr john denver oh my god
a bunch of products that you would never buy
held up to the camera by some creepy gap tooth guys supermarkets
thank you very much john nice job
yeah
i'm um i i'm pretty sure now these little
supermarket items will have no trouble following the song
it's just that powerful by the way did i mention tonight is our 400th show thank you very much okay
here that's exactly what i'm talking about look at these right here eight colorful coat hangers
you people watching in black and white tonight have no idea what you're missing eight colorful
all right here's something called green bean all natural mung bean ice bar
yes sir now with more of that great mung flavor that the kids crave
actual supermarket items right here now look at this this is fairly interesting
thirsty dog water for dogs
you know
it's it's actually safer than your dog's other favorite water because of course
the seat doesn't slam down on his head
here's a little something called extra strength magnets right there
extra strength my ass i took a couple of these i still have a headache
crisp block crisp block ladies and gentlemen i have just one question
for the manufacturers of this product a crisp block of what
we have a glass chair
uh 100 crumpled oreo oreo crunchies right here
ahead i think i think i know what we can do with all that crap on the factory floor
okay here's a little something called gravy master seasoning and browning sauce
right there now coincidentally ladies and gentlemen this is
al sharpton's favorite rap star gravy master right there
that one really sucks
uh here's a little product called new york taxi jam right there
the directions are applied liberally to the back seat and floor
here's a little something it's a beverage it's called pete's wicked lager
for for when you want to take a wicked
yeah when you want to take a wicked leak thank you very much
thank you curly now and finally here's oh now look at this there's something called
the spoon straw right there see what it says up there imagine it's a spoon and a straw
paul do you have anything for this of course i do there we go
john denver help me out on this
imagine it's a spoon and straw
it's easy if you try
imagine all the spoons strong
you may say i'm a dreamer
but i'm not the only one
i hope someday you'll come and join us in a world where spoons and
thank you john good to have you with us nice job sir access supermarket
fines we have to pause for a commercial we'll be right back with stupid movement