• From a woman stabbing a voodoo doll to a man publicly shaving his pubic hair, the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact more true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest things
seen on a train. I’m Dolan’s Mysterious Brother and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by nancylonghair Shima One time Shima caught a train home from university.
She took a seat across from a sweet-looking old lady. The woman smiled at her and Shima
smiled back. Time passed and Shima noticed the woman had her hand hidden inside a bag.
The old woman slowly took out an old-fashioned doll that had glass eyes and looked a bit
like Shima. Suddenly the old woman looked at Shima and
grasped her doll tightly. Shima instantly felt a tight sensation around her throat,
like she was being choked. The old woman continued and was soon outright strangling the doll.
Shima couldn’t breathe. She stood up, walked to the door and jumped off at the next stop,
even though she wasn’t home yet. The feeling went away as soon as she stepped off the train.
Number 9 was submitted by vojshs Emojie One day Emojie caught the morning train into
town. His carriage was quiet and everything was normal – until a teenage busker boarded.
The busker started playing some loud electro-dubstep music and asked for donations. No one in the
carriage seemed interested, except for a very conservative-looking old Indian woman. Emojie
watched the woman start bobbing her head to the music. She eventually got so into that
she got down on the ground and started breakdancing! It was the strangest thing Emojie ever saw.
Number 8 was submitted by duncanmacdougall1999 Melissa
This one time Melissa was in Scotland catching the last train of the night. The only people
on board were a guy at the back of the carriage and a kid seated three rows ahead of him.
The kid looked about seven or eight and even though they weren’t sitting together Melissa
assumed the guy was his dad. As Melissa went to take a seat, she noticed
the guy at the back had his pants halfway down. Upon closer inspection she saw that
he was shaving his pubic hair with a razor and had flicked a pile of curly hairs onto
the floor. Melissa couldn’t believe what she was seeing. She thought about protecting
the kid from this weirdo, but they were talking like they knew each other. Melissa decided
to say nothing and, as the guy rose to get off at his stop, he turned to Melissa and
said “good night…”.
Number 7 was submitted by hollytru172 Robo This one time Robo went to the zoo to see
the animals. While there he decided to take a ride on the little kiddie train that went
all around the grounds. It was a windy day and all the kids on board were having fun
sticking their heads out the window. However, Robo noticed that one kid at the front looked
a bit queasy, like he couldn’t handle the motion. Robo watched him stick his head out
the window and start barfing! Because it was so windy the kid’s vomit ended up flying
back into the hair and faces of all the other kids poking their heads out!
Number 6 was submitted by Harambe_the_savage Hellbent
Hellbent took a vacation to Boston and decided to travel on the subway. He was listening
to some music when a guy suddenly sat down across from him. There weren’t many seats
free so Hellbent shrugged it off. Hellbent then got off the train and took a
tour of Fenway. While getting something to eat he noticed the guy from the train was
nearby watching him. Hellbent was a little creeped out, so he went to and saw a street
band and then later went to a photo booth. Sure enough the creepy guy followed him to
those places too. He was there wherever Hellbent went, watching him from afar.
Hellbent was really freaked out and jumped on to the next train seconds before it departed.
He sat down, looked around for the guy and breathed a sigh of relief because he’d lost
him. A minute later, the guy somehow appeared and took the seat across from Hellbent! Hellbent
freaked the fuck out and jumped off the train at the next stop. He ended up spending three
hours in the Boston brewery just to lose him.
Number 5 was submitted by OnyxCarnation Doopie One day Doopie was riding the train from Pittsburgh
to Johnstown. As she went to buy something from a nearby food car she noticed a woman
making jerky movements and scratching herself. Doopie approached her and asked, “Are you
okay, ma’am?” The woman hissed at her and started talking
to her invisible friends. Doopie backed off. With everyone staring at her, the woman then
took out a CRACK PIPE and started smoking it like it was the most normal thing in the
world. A staff member came to escort her off the train, but the woman snapped and tried
to fight back. The woman was pinned down until they arrived at the next stop, where she was
arrested by police. Doopie and the other passengers just looked at each other dumbfounded.
Number 4 was submitted by Tinylittlekitty Andie
Andie was riding in an old train with her boyfriend at the time. It was a quiet, ordinary
journey – until the train suddenly stopped and a group of armed military men came bursting
in! The military men held Andie and her boyfriend up at a gunpoint, then did the same to everyone
else in the carriage. They demanded to see everyone’s ID and eventually moved along
once they were satisfied. Andie watched them move down the carriage
and detain a group of young guys who had no doubt done something really bad. She was terrified
at that time but now finds it funny!
Number 3 was submitted by Wafflesoflife Pringle When Pringle was little he went on a school
trip with seven other kids. After a few hours on the train he got really bored so started
looking out the window. After ten minutes of boring scenery Pringle was horrified to
see two people doing it in the middle of a public beach! The strange part was that they
were wearing bizarre animal costumes. The guy was dressed as a blue cat and was using
his dick to slap someone in a pink dog costume. Pringle didn’t tell anyone because he didn’t
think they’d believe him. He just quietly shut the window and kept his mouth shut. Needless
to say it scarred him for life.
I’m afraid somebody lost the script for number 2.
So instead here’s an image of me giving the artist a ride to work.
Now back to the stories. Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I’ve
ever seen on a train?
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