- Come on bros.
(Dr.Wagner laughs)
- Walk it off! (bones crack)
(screams) - Oh my gosh!
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- Today, we're going to be reviewing
and breaking down the crazy medical type
situations and injuries from the animated
Cartoon Network classic Teen Titans Go!
Evidently superhero roommates, Robin,
Cyborg, Starfire, Raven, and Beast Boy love saving the day.
But how equipped are these teens at practicing medicine?
I can't wait to review it and have never seen this show
before, but it's supposed to be hilarious.
But before we get into it, if you're new to my channel,
welcome, my name is Dr. Jordan Wagner.
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Alright, let's dive right in.
- Is all mine! (horse neighs)
(monster screams) - Nice! Oh, cool!
(punches thud against flesh) Oh, Nice!
Look at the teeth flying. (Beast Boy groans)
- If you get punched in the face or you fall,
your teeth could potentially like fly out.
I'm not a dentist, obviously, but people come to
the emergency department for dental emergencies.
Meaning a fractured tooth, a broken tooth,
or basically an avulsed tooth where the tooth
actually comes out.
- [Raven] Bone saw. (saw whirring)
- Bone saw?
- Pliers! - What is he-?
(Robin straining)
- Removing foreign object!
- Okay. Okay. - Removed!
- Well you see the tools that they're using.
Bone saw, pliers, to remove the foreign object.
We actually do that at the hospital.
We'll call environmental, we'll call
the local fire department to figure out
different tools that we might need to basically
pull something out of somebody or remove it.
Our normal surgical tools aren't made to be,
you know, buzzing through a metal pipe.
- His is glornup is blorthing everywhere!
(Cyborg vomiting) - Gah! Cover him up,
cover him up! (Dr.Wagner laughs)
- We don't just wrap peoples' head crazy
and nor do we ever make it to where
we freak out in front of the patient.
And if you need bandages, you do it over a certain area,
but you can't cover people's mouths.
The only time I've ever covered someone's eyes
is when they have like a bad corneal abrasion
or corneal ulcer that their eyes need to be shut, actually.
- Oh man! This scar is huge.
(dramatic sting) My face!
- Nah, you got a good scar.
That's not so bad. - Come on, Beasty.
It's not that bad. Right guys? - See?
- People get worried about scarring of your face.
The face, actually heals really well.
But the issue is, if you cut yourself,
you typically gonna get a, get a scar.
In the United States, in the event that you have
a bad laceration to your face,
you could request a plastic surgeon to do it.
But most of the time, ER Doc, the PA
or the nurse practitioner, they do this
every single day. They're good at
closing wounds and the wound will heal well.
- You really think I could pull off skinny jeans?
I mean, I know I could get them on,
but could I pull them off? - Greetings, Titans!
(all scream)
- Uh, you know, there's something going on
in your stomach region there. - What?
- Oh, this is nothing. It's just Parry.
(dramatic sting)
- Yes. We can have weird growths that happen,
and then all of a sudden they turn bad
in the sense of necrotic maybe,
where they start turning black and bleeding.
People, unfortunately, with like different cancer sometimes
are masses, will have it where they open up
and just kind of break through the skin
and break down the tissue,
not pleasant for the patient at all.
- Yes! My adorable little space parasite.
(smooch) (Dr.Wagner laughs)
- He appeared on my belly last night
and now wants to join me for the feast day dinner.
- Same thing here with the parasite.
Typically parasites, by definition, feed off of its host
without providing any benefits.
Oh my God. - It just moved,
I saw it move! - We have medications to
get rid of parasites. You can do surgeries.
It is treatable, but it could be unsightly at the beginning,
especially say like you have a tapeworm.
You can literally see it like underneath the skin.
- Everyone stand back! This is
a level nine biohazard. - Nice.
- I assure you, Parry is perfectly harmless.
- If we don't act now, Starfire, this whole thing
is going to spiral out of control
and we'll end up on the other side of the galaxy
fighting a giant spider-alien.
- Yep, the drama.
(Parry warbling)
- Parry says you are being quite rude, Robin.
We are communicating through my brain.
- So this is like a part of like how mental illness and
depression, anxiety begin in our group settings
and the people that we hold closest to
are then calling us out. There's no point
- [Robin] W-What happened?
- Uh, I pretty much killed you, yo. But don't worry,
I replaced all the blood you lost with my own.
(dramatic sting) - What?
So really nice that he wanted to give
his blood for his friends and his team,
but you have to have compatibility.
ABO compatibility, basically meaning like,
you can't give blood unless you know
what their blood type is because you can
actually cause almost like an allergic reaction
to where the body can go into anaphylactic reaction.
Which is where you can potentially die.
Stop breathing, swell, all these different things.
- You just couldn't resist your animal urges, Beast Boy.
I am so mad (snort the howls) at you!
- Dude, you just transformed into a dog.
- Beast Boy's blood must have given us
the power to turn into animals.
- Oh, so cool. (growls)
- I'm thirsty.
(thuds) Refreshing.
- When you do get somebody whose blood,
you don't get any of their powers
or any of their special skills.
We do make sure when you get blood
that it's irradiated from disease
to test it for diseases, those sorts of things.
Back in the day, that didn't happen and issues happened.
If you're getting blood, there's a reason
you're getting blood and typically if you're getting blood
is to save your life so the risk versus the benefit.
(Robin spitting) Nice.
- One last power lift.
(Robin straining) - Oh gosh. Oh gosh.
- Get swole! (straining)
(bone cracks) (Robin screams)
- So that looks like 495 pounds.
That is impressive. But his little leg gave out
and he got a tib/fib fracture probably.
Typically, that shouldn't happen unless there was
already a little micro fracture of the tibia,
which then can cause the fracture to occur.
(all scream)
(thud) - Oh no!
- Worse case scenario! - Oh! No!
- Come on, bros.
(Dr.Wagner laughs) Walk it off.
(bones crack) (all scream)
- Oh my gosh, okay, okay. You need a spotter, man.
You need a spotter. Okay. That was a lot of weight.
You gotta be really careful, right?
You need to do right technique
and not pop a hernia. So a lot of people
get hernias from lifting too heavy.
I've even actually seen rectal prolapses from people
pushing too hard from lifting weights,
literally where their rectum comes out of their body.
- I can't walks. (Dr.Wagner laughs)
- That means we won't be able to stop-
- [Together] The bro-pocolypse!
- Aw, man.
- Oh, darn. I guess at the end of all your dumb bro ways.
- If we can't bro ourselves out of these injuries,
there won't be a world to live in at all.
- Oh man, the drama.
Those fractures could require surgery,
could require what's called the intramedullary rod,
which goes through the bone in the middle.
Could require plates and screws
and obviously a cast and crutches for a while.
These guys trying to then re-step on their fracture,
obviously, we all know that ain't gonna to work well.
I love that this is the first time I've seen this.
It's actually pretty good.
I like the incorporation of like the medical stuff,
the injuries, what they could do, blood transfusions.
If you guys liked this video you're
definitely gonna like this one.
So check it out and as always,
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Thank you so much for watching and stay healthy, my friends.
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