Hey there Juggies, it's your old pal McJuggerNuggets here!
New Year's Eve, right now!
On the brink of 2016,
Coming from 2015, I'm super excited for this year, if you guys haven't seen it,
Check out the Year's Tribute, by the Juggies,
It's technically a #MMM, but don't let that deter you.
Because for whatever reason, you guys are turned off by #MMM
- the fuck is this car commercial right now?
Juliette should be here any minute, we're going to be bringing in the new year.
I don't know if we're going out or we're just chilling, but regardless,
I'm trying to put the fucking - oh, down there - Ball Drop Channel on
Where the fuck is it?
Dad!
Where's the Ball Drop Channel?
Okay...
I think it's like 4...
(laughing) Ball Drop Channel! Sounds like porn on TV
I think it's in the fours or sixes
Like Fox, ABC or something
Believe it or not, last year, me and Juliette were actually in Times-
(Jeff) Hey! Can you come out here!
What?
(Jeff) Can you come out here?
Yeah
(Jesse) What?
Sit down.
(Jesse) Okay
(Jesse) What the hell's this?
(Jeff) Your bill.
(Jeff) December.
(Jesse) It says fucking October on it, this is old.
(Jesse) You've got Dumpster and Fire Hazard on here!
(Jeff) I don't have a computer!
(Jeff) I crossed it off for you!
(Jeff) It's still twelve hundred. Right?
(Jesse) So this is what I owe?
(Jeff) Twelve hundred.
(Jeff) Circled in red.
(Jesse) Okay
(Jesse) Is this all you wanted to do? Was give me my fucking rent bill for the month?
(Jeff) Yeah
(Jeff) There's over things that have got to go on here too.
(Jeff) Got to hash out some shit.
(Jesse) Okay.
So you're honestly going to move out?
(Jesse) Yes.
Do you think YouTube pays you enough to move out?
(Jesse) It's not a thought, dad, I get monthly fucking cheques, direct deposited, it's enough.
But do you understand what it actually costs?
Or do you live in a little dream land?
(Jesse) I've looked into things, I've looked up things, I'm used to paying rent.
(Jesse) Which I doubt it's that far off from actually living in a house.
It is actually different, look
You're only paying a portion, when I charge you rent, it's a portion of what we pay.
(Jesse) Okay, well I'm gonna have a lot of more money saved up, because guess what?
(Jesse) This is the last time I'll ever have to fucking pay you.
You're living in a dream world.
Really, I don't understand it.
(Jesse) I'm about to have my own house.
But do you understand the concept of owning a house or owning an apartment, or living in an apartment.
(Jesse) Yeah, I've researched. I've looked it up on the internet.
(Jesse) I, I've read some things.
So, okay, what's your monthly cost then? What's it going to be?
(Jesse) I don't know yet! I haven't decided on a house!
What area? Do you know that?
(Jesse) I don't know yet. Probably Central Jersey, I don't know.
Do you know the cost of living there? It's high.
(Jesse) It is. Yeah, I've seen that.
So you're going to keep doing what you're doing?
(Jesse) Yes
You're not going to get a job?
(Jesse) This is a fucking job! A job is somewhere where you make money!
(Jesse) I put YouTube videos up, I get paid for it!
(Jesse) For the millionth time, it's a job. And I'm about to show you that by fucking moving out.
(Jesse) I thought I already showed you that by paying off all of my student loans!
You did pay off your student loans?
(Jesse) Yeah
(Jesse) Because it's a very real job, okay?
I just don't want you to go out there and think - "Hey, I can pay $1200 a month, I can pay for anything!"
It's nothing like that.
The world's tough.
(Jesse) So...
(Jesse) What did mom say, last night?
What did your mother say?
She said she's done.
She said she's had enough.
Unreal.
She says my anger...
My Temper!
My temper, yeah.
(Jesse) What about it?
She says she can't stand to look at me anymore
Thirty years, can't stand to look at me.
She had it made here (slurring) I don't understand it, I really don't.
I really don't.
And then she says that I directed everything towards you.
You.
(Jesse) I mean, you do.
What do you mean I do?
You provoke a lot of it!
And you don't think you do?
Didn't you smash the bottle over your brother's head?
Got nothing to say now, do you?
You locked him in that cage!
(Jesse) Okay, what does that have to do with you and mom's relationship?
It has a lot to do with it. She blames a lot of it on me.
How I treat you, but doesn't she realize what you've done?
No she doesn't realize what you've done.
It's all you ever do, you've got the camera up everybody's ass constantly! Constantly got the camera!
(Jesse) Okay! Okay! Do you want me to put the camera down on you?
No! Why turn it off now?
(Jesse) No, I'll put it down if you don't want me to have it on.
No! Leave it on! Why? Why turn it off now?
The damage is done!
You play the stinking video games all the time, living in a little dream world!
(Jesse) Jesus Christ! We're bringing the games back in to that? What do they have to do with anything?
It has everything to do with it.
Because sometimes I just think you're in this little world of yours because of the games.
You lock yourself in your room never talk to anyone-
(Jesse) Well if I do, it's a much fucking better world than this
Yeah, but you've got to live in it!
You want to go and get a house? You want to do this? You want to do that?
You've got to live in this world, the real world, not the dream world.
Unreal, you're like a child!
(Jesse) I'm not like a child.
Why do you play video games, or any games all the time?
You don't come out of that room! Unless it's with the camera!
I can't trust you anymore, Jess!
I can't trust you!
I put cameras in the house!
What else?
(Jesse) What the fuck are you doing?
(Jesse) What the hell is that?
(Jeff) Remember our Open Door Policy?
(Jesse) What the fuck is this?
(Jeff) The pins to your door!
(Jesse) Did you have these in your drawer?
I had them!
I put dowels in there! Wooden dowels in there, so in case I had to freaking go in your door.
I can't trust you!
(Jesse) What the fuck are you saying? You just took my fucking door pins out?
(Jeff) They've been out for a long time!
(Jeff) Wood Dowels! It's an easy thing to do!
That way if I ever had to get in,
Boom, they come right out.
You know why, it's because I stinking don't trust you anymore, Jess!
(Jesse) Okay, well, guess what, you don't have to deal with me, because I'll be out of the house. You won't have to worry about trusting me.
I don't know. I don't think it's going to happen.
I really don't.
It's got to the point anymore, Jess, I-I-I-I-don't.
I don't know how to explain it
I don't trust you
And sometimes I'm ashamed that you're my son
I hate to say that
But
It's there, I don't know what to-
you're going
you're going out into the real world
and you don't know what you're even doing
You really don't know what you're doing
It's embarrassing
(Jesse) I'll figure it out.
No you won't! You won't figure it out!
This world's going to eat you up.
It's going to eat you the fuck up, it really is
and you don't even realize it
It's embarrassing to me, it's embarrassing to the family
(Jesse) What family?
Oh, what family? The family you drove apart.
With all your lying, deceit.
I don't know what else to do, I really don't. It's driving me freaking crazy!
I'm trying, I really am, and your mom's left!
And it's all your fault.
All Your Fault!
So have a happy new year! (smashes bottles against floor) Happy freaking new year!
(door slams)
Fuck you.
Hey Ella.
(Jesse) Hey
(Jesse) It's okay.
(Jesse) It's okay (crying)
(sniff)
I'm going to be out of this house.
I'm going to be fucking out of this house.
And you're never going to have to fucking worry about a thing.
Jesus Fucking Christ
(Jesse) Take the fucking door pins out.
(Jesse) I'm cleaning up after your fucking drunk-ass, piece of shit.
(Jesse) Happy New Year, Dad.
(Jesse) Happy fucking new year.
I miss my fucking mom.
(sniff)