- It's time for another lesson
on how to survive in a big family.
- Poo-poo.
- Lesson number 374. Breakfast Burrito Saturday.
(Lily gasps)
- Bawitotos!
- Now that you have teeth,
you'll want one of Dad's famous breakfast burritos
all to yourself.
- [Lily] Wiwy!
- Just like your sisters.
(Lily giggles)
- Sisters!
- Which means it's you against them at the table.
(Lily gasps)
- Uh-oh.
- Nice try, Lincoln,
but you're not the only one who remembered
it's Breakfast Burrito Saturday.
(all cheering) - Yay! Burritos!
(sisters scream)
- [Lori] Lincoln!
(giggles)
- The key to having a plan is to always have a backup plan.
- Backup plan.
♪ Hot, burritos, hot, hot burritos, hey ♪
♪ Do a little dance and move your feet-os ♪
Hey! Morning, Lincoln.
Hello, Lily.
- Bawitotos!
- That's right, sweetie. Bawitotos.
Mwah!
(Lily giggles)
Hey, where's the rest of your sisters?
I thought I heard them coming down.
- Did you? Huh.
(footsteps stamping)
(sisters panting)
(sisters groan)
Uh-oh.
(sisters screaming) (punches landing)
(Lincoln sighs)
Sorry, Lily. So much for watching and learning.
- Backup plan!
- Oh-ho-ho! The student has become the master!
(sisters shouting)
(whistle blows)
- Lola, we need to go
if you want to make it to your recital on time.
- Don't forget my science fair!
- I have the Junior Morticians' Death Match.
- I'm working pit crew at the race track!
(sisters chatting)
- [Luan] I'm competing at Joke-A-Palooza!
- [Luna] Don't forget my shred-off!
(gasps)
- You all have activities today?!
- Not me.
(sighs)
I just have my fashion show.
- That's an activity, honey!
- We're not prepared for this.
This is a ding-dang disaster! What do we do?
Don't panic! Don't panic!
(Lynn Sr. screams)
Don't panic!
(sisters shouting)
- All I will need, Father, is a DNA sample.
- No needles. I hate needles!
- Pshaw. Oh, Father.
Needles are for amateurs.
(computer beeps)
(Lynn Sr. screaming)
(computer beeps)
- I shoulda picked the needles!
- Boy, I'm glad I know where I'm from.
(computer beeps)
(laughs)
- Please don't!
(laughs)
(computer powers down)
(Lynn Sr. moans)
- You couldn't have just made him spit in a cup?
- There's a scientific word for that: Boring.
- We always do find a way to make vacations work.
And the kids always have so much fun.
(children shouting) - Please, please, please!
- Prove your love to us.
- Scotland, here we come!
(children cheer)
- Let's check the old vacay coin jar.
This is just the kind of thing
we've all been saving up for!
(coin rattles)
- Where'd all the coins go?
(staircase creaks)
- What?!
This winning smile doesn't whiten itself, you know!
- [Both] Ooh.
- No bucks, no luck, dudes.
(all groan)
(Lori gasps)
(camera clicks)
- Time for a wee dauber doon yonder!
- An accent already, Dad? Really?
- At least he's not wearing a kilt.
- Oh, yeah? Check it out!
(all chatting)
- Sweet knees, Pops.
- Ooh! Bobby's not gonna believe I'm here.
(phone beeping)
- [Ringtone With Lori's Voice] Boo-Boo Bear! Boo-Boo Bear!
Boo-Boo Bear! Boo-Boo Bear! (gasps)
Boo-Boo Bear! Boo-Boo Bear! - Oh, owie!
Oh, babe, miss you so much!
- Oh, Boo-Boo Bear!
- I hope you got my texts.
I sent one every hour, on the hour, just like you asked.
How's the vacay?
- It's amazing here!
- What? Oh, I lost you there for a sec.
- Oh, I was just saying how much I love Scotland!
- Babe!
- Wait, you're breaking up. I can't hear you!
- Babe, I can't hear you!
- I love Scot--
- Babe!
- B-br-breaking up, you!
- Wait, what?!
- Br-breaking up, you!
Stupid phone.
(somber music)
- Did Lori just break up with you?
- She said she's in love with some other guy!
- Well, don't just stand there!
You can't let some other guy be her Boo-Boo Bear!
- Heck no, I can't!
There's only one Boo-Boo Bear, and that's me.
Looks like I'm going to Scotland!
(cheerful music)
Wait!
- Huh?
- What was I thinking?
You can't ride a bike to Scotland
(objects clatter)
without a helmet.
(bell rings)
- Have a nice day, Scott! Hi, Scott, hey, Scott!
- Why are you calling everyone Scott?
- Um, we're in Scott-land. Duh.
What's up, Scott?
You must be--
(grunts)
(gentle music)
Scott.
- Yeah. How did you know that?
- [Lori] Leni.
- Uh, bye, Scott from Scott Land.
♪ It's hard to believe, it's crazy but true ♪
♪ This town is named for you ♪
(cheerful bagpipe music)
(all laugh)
♪ This town is named for you ♪
- For You is a weird name for a town.
- Loud family, may I introduce Morag, the castle caretaker.
- Oh! Would you care to take my bag?
- Lola! Heh heh, sorry.
(Louds gasp)
- [Luna] Whoa.
- [Lynn] Whoa-ho! - [Lana] No way!
- Am I experiencing double vision?
- It's old-timey us!
- When did we pose for this?
(trumpet playing off-key)
- [All] Ow!
- Dude, pick a key!
(triumphant music)
- Uh, what are you doing, honey?
- Duke-ing.
- Right in front of us?
- You know we have our own bathrooms now.
(both laugh)
- Aah! What the what?
(dragon coos)
(Lincoln laughs)
At least someone knows royalty when they see it.
The rest of you might wanna get on board,
'cause this Loud is about to rule!
(door thuds)
- Dinner is served.
- [Lincoln] I'm okay.
- I cooked everything in the castle!
- [All] Whoa!
- I ran out of garlic, so I used Gaelic!
(laughs)
- Good one, Dad.
(mysterious music)
(all cheering)
- [Luan] Dibs on the turkey!
- Save some for me!
- Yay, burritos!
- This is all your doing!
- It was my pleasure. (Lisa screams)
(dragon chomping) (Morag screams)
- Ugh.
- What a day! The Louds are back, and so is a dragon!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
(Lily giggles)
- Bawitotos.
(dragon sniffs)
(dragon coos)
(Lily squeals)
(Lily giggles)
- What's this about, Luce? I need my Duke sleep.
- My family from this world,
meet our family from another: Lucille Loud.
(spooky organ music)
- Charmed, I'm sure.
(all gasp)
- Ghost!
(Lynn Sr. Grunts)
- OMGhost!
(birds chirping)
(rooster crows)
(triumphant music)
- Ugh.
(retches)
- Good morning, Morag.
- Your athletic supporter, sir?
- Not mine.
(Lincoln chuckles)
- Ugh.
Dear old Aggie,
you so cleverly drove away those royal ruffians
to have peace and quiet.
How pained you'd be to hear new Louds have returned!
Thanks goodness it's only for a week.
- I wanna ride her!
- My turn!
- Oh, you found it! Thanks, Morag.
- Ow.
(grunts)
Oh, poor Aggie! Look what those beasts did to you.
(Morag screams) (cheerful bagpipe music)
(cloud explodes)
- Say ah!
- Ah.
- Excellent.
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
Is someone there?
- I--
(Morag groans) ♪ La la la la la ♪
(Morag screams)
(gasps)
- [Lily] Poo-poo.
- Only for a week.
(Angus humming) - Ah, isn't this awesome?
Us Louds, you two, hanging at the castle.
Just like old times.
(Morag whimpers)
(suspenseful music)
(water splashing)
(seals barking)
(sheep bleating)
(thunder rumbles)
(frog croaks)
- I hate
the Louds!
(Morag panting)
(thunder rumbles)
(phone beeps)
(phone rings) (gasps)
- Hi, Lincoln!
How is the best bud that a best bud
could ever have enjoying his vacation?
- You won't believe it, Clyde.
Turns out my family is royalty,
and I'm the new Duke of Loch Loud!
(groans)
- [Clyde] Holy dream puff!
That's awesome!
I guess now that you're a Duke,
you don't have to worry anymore
about whether you're special.
- [Lincoln] Yup! No more being stuck in my sisters' shadows.
- [Clyde] Yes.
(laughs evilly)
- [Lincoln] All hail the Duke!
- Wait a minute.
How are you gonna be the Duke of Loch Loud
when you're back in Royal Woods?
Do they have, like, an exchange program?
(gulps)
- Um, not exactly.
(nervously chuckles)
Which is why we moved to Scotland.
Clyde?
- Lincoln! This is the coolest news!
- It is?
(sighs in relief)
That's such a relief. I can't wait for you to come visit.
- Me too! I'd love to visit Scotland.
Hey, I gotta go.
But call me later
'cause I wanna hear all about
your new super duper amazing life!
(sobbing)
(smacks lips)
Needs more cinnamon.
(sobbing)
- Ah, what a friend.
- I don't ding-dang get it!
- A boat, a crown, a muscle arm?
- And a smiley-face poop?
What is Leni trying to tell us?
- Ah, that was one vacation we'll never forget.
- [Lana] That's right!
- Literally.
- [Lola] So long, adoring fans!
Try not to miss me too much!
(triumphant music)
(water splashes)
- Scotland! Finally!
(Bobby screams)
(paint can sprays)
(paint can rattles)