Welcome back to dash cam shenanigans!
The future is now!
Seriously look at this
Some genius has finally built a car
That doubles up as a submariiiine!!
Oh wait, no.
No that's a write-off.
You know ground-breaking inventions take time.
The divers rescue the creator
They're like
"you might need to go back to the drawing board, mate"
Here's a DashCam in Poland.
Let's see what's happening.
Nothing much. Just a lovely, picturesque
Scenic drive
OH there it is a herd of deer out of nowhere!
Oh look at the athleticism of that one deer!
He cleared the car in a single jump!
Let's see if this wanker can do it
No.
No he didn't stick the landing at all
Now he's embarrassed.
He's like "Oh I blew it!"
"I gotta get out of here, oh wow"
!BANG!
"Oh I hit my head"
"I'm wobbly!"
"Bugger this!"
"Spier dali" (Polish for F*ck You)
Naww, this video is rough as guts
Look at this poor bastard trolley boy.
His trolley train is broken in half.
He gives the smaller one a look
"Yeah that's not going anywhere"
And he goes after the bigger one
But it was a mistake!
While his back was turned
The smaller one
Has attacked a ute!
He gives the old
"Oops I bucked up" wave
As the bigger half advances menacingly
Towards the black van!
He's seen it but the smaller trolley's out for blood!
You have to keep an eye on that one.
Look at the smug ass bystander.
Enjoying the free show are ya?
Trolley boy arrives just in time...
To not stop the bigger bundle
Smashing into the black van.
He turns around and sees the smaller trolleys again!
But he can't leave the big one
OHHHHH
His indecisiveness is a killer!
And this is a victory
For the trolleys overall.
This poor lackadaisical f*cken trolley boy.
He's so defeated, I feel sorry for him.
Here we have two drivers
The guy in the right lane wants to turn left
The guy in the left lane doesn't want to move!
Neither one wants to slow down.
It's a case of the immovable dickhead
Meets the unstoppable f*ckwit
Who will win?
In this battle of egos?
Nobody.
Nobody wins, good job!
Again
Nobody is a winner.
Some say they're both still sitting there
On the edge of the freeway
Refusing to reverse.
*radio crackle* Yeah, Right-O, we have the patient on board.
He's in critical condition.
I repeat vitals are bad, it's critical.
We're barely keeping him alive.
But barring any traffic incidents we should be able
To get him to you in time
Awh no, no, no, no, look!
Look at the cute ducks!
Look at the cute - Janice!
Janice, look at the cute ducks they're adorable!
Gosh.
Oh wow anyway let's get moving
*radio chatter asking how the patient is doing*
How is the patient?
Ah, he's dead we lost him.
This is a house cam but I'm letting it slide.
This bloke is zoomy-zooming right at the fence
Why is he in a hurry?
OHFUCK I see!
He's being chased by a wanker in a ute!
What did he do?
This is like that scene in Forrest Gump!
Run, Forrest, Run!
But on your mini motorbike!
Way to piss off a ute drive. Don't.
Wow we'll never know what's going on here!
This video was 30 seconds away from becoming
A Destination F#%Ked moment.
Let's go ohhh Shit it's a car! We're coming What? What? Where?
oh shit a car!
Back, back, forward SUPER JUMP
Ah, bugger wrong way!
This way hoppity, hop, hop!
D'aahhh G'day Sarah
Can you tell the boss that I'll be coming in late today?
Yeah there's a
Big
Bloody pack of Elk
Crossing the road
Right in front of me.
Yeah Elk.
What do you mean what is an Elk?
It's like
A deer?
I think? You know, Elk!
You don't know what an Elk is?
Attenborough covered this shit.
No I can't drive around them
There's a bloody million of the bastards
I don't know how long it will be.
I'm not making this up
It's bloody-
It's elk!
It's an Elk Jam!
No ah, y-you can't just-
Just put the boss on
Hey Josh, it's Ozzy Man, Yeah.
I'm gonna be late today
There's a herd of Elk
Blocking the road
E-L-K.
They're like deer.
I don't know why I just-
I should have just said deer from the beginning
I-the...bay- Look. I'm.
F#%k it I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in sick today.
Overall not all DashCam Compilation Videos
Are about near misses or crashes
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Nah, never mind.