football therapy the nation's league
fallout come on neymar you need to shake
hands with edison and put all of this
behind you
no oh come on neymar i said
i was sorry how do you expect to move
forward if you don't forgive your friend
with a
5 and 400 rolls probably
sorry he's not my friend and i don't
need him
to move forward oh but i am your friend
silly we just had an argument is
all medicine is right neymar friends
argue all the time
but they always forgive each other
maybe that's more like it now
would you like to play football with
your friend
okay then what do you say to edison i
forgive you edison
hooray good now you boys
play nice we will max
what but i wasn't ready
that was hilarious i got the orc
those nasty besties are going to pay
sit down edison what brings the two of
you
here today ethan is upset with me
after what happened on sunday and what
happened on
sunday he took us to switzerland to
partake in the
assisted suicide of a national team
assisted suicide
oh my i don't think i'm qualified for
this
i don't think he's qualified to manage
belgium
you can't give him anything i'm afraid
not how about
some exercises what you know like some
tongue twisters
for the last time this is psychotherapy
not speech therapy come on harry we're
wasting our time
yeah just like the last time pops
brought me in the spurs squad here
in 2016. you're a fraud
everyone so mean to me and why is that
alvaro
mean you didn't see it she wore alvaro
my
miss against bosnia you didn't see it
i'm afraid in the water
however this is an issue we've faced
before isn't it
[Applause]
but what this time is worse the whole
world is laughing at me again this
this isn't a new problem is it alvaro
but this time it's worse well i'm sure
it
feels like this time it's worse it is
worse you don't
understand fine fine i'll watch
really
[Applause]
i can see how that would be difficult
for you
especially as you won't get any more
chances to appear for your country
what and with chelsea no doubt replacing
you in january
you'll be starting less and less is this
supposed to be helping you'll be
watching on from the sidelines as
younger
fitter or more attractive players take
your place in the team
sure they let you get the old cameo but
you know that's only out of pity
you know they're laughing at the greying
old
useless impotent man you've become
then after you've been totally replaced
at work
you arrive home early one day to find
your neighbor is up to his knees in your
wife's whoopsie
she's replaced you as well i think i'm
having a panic attack
you end up living under a bridge with
plastic bags for shoes
pleasuring homeless men and the odd
homeless woman if you're lucky
but mainly men all in exchange for
half-eaten
greasy hamburger the hamburger is
literally food by the way not a
euphemism for the homeless woman's hairy
axe wound
you can't take it anymore you have
nothing you have no options so
you do the only thing you can
bang anyway i'm afraid that's all we
have time for
have a good week show
roy in our last session i gave you some
methods to help you control
your anger have you been using them
i have and how have those been working
out for you so far
during ireland's frankly embarrassing
nations league performances
not too freaking great you big [ __ ]
flukes go
to your happy place what go
do your happy place i told you last time
i don't have a [ __ ] happy place
well being an englishman all i can say
is it's coming home
time's up call my wife
tell her i've had enough of living under
a bridge pleasuring homeless men
and the odd homeless woman but mainly
men tell her
like the nation's league next summer
i'm coming home
i'm calming what advice would you give
to alvaro morata
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