today i'd like to sing a little song
about it
sorry gentlemen well the song's not
about these dummies anyway
it's a little ditty i've composed
detailing the accomplishments of the
women behind the men
every single first lady of the united
states of america
please put two minutes on the clock
[Music]
first lady martha washington stood
strong at valley forge
and good old dolly madison saved
martha's husband george from the british
in the white house
in the war of 1812 these were not just
wives of presidents
[Music]
strong cause she thrived when in hot
water just like me singing this song
lady bird johnson kept america clean
betty ford and nancy reagan too if you
know what i mean michelle obama
is an icon
husband became president
[Music]
um how many first ladies are there just
45
uh i hate to tell you this but you only
have
one minute left what oh no that can't be
right
jefferson that's just 11. now i'll have
to rush
hayes what was i thinking i had three
verses on the tragic life of mary todd
lincoln
louisa adams francis cleveland elizabeth
monroe
julia and leticia tyler mamie eisenhower
edith roosevelt james pierce arthur i
found a heading in me carolina
harris cool until the creation garfield
only seven more to go
abby fillmore rachel jackson margaret
taylor just so close at johnson
wilson julia
[Applause]
wow two minutes you did it that's why
the right man for the job is always a
woman
no