Can I see your ID?
Is it because you smoked when you were younger?
Do you only date other short people?
Oi midget.
Oi midget [screams] I hate that!
Oh my God you're so short.
It's like I don't come to you and go Oh my God you're so average height!
People just announce it to you, don't they?
When they first meet you they're like Oh my god you're so short!'
Oh my god, I am!
Oh, I did not go through my whole not knowing this.
...knowing this...This is news to me!
�When I'm walking on the street and I see someone shorter than me approaching I just
go to my boyfriend, (mouthing silently) 'Shorter than me.'
�They're like, look at my really...my really short friend.
Oh yeah well I've got that extra inch on you.
How tall are you?
Let's compare.
Who's taller?
I think you are.
Don't try.
Am I the same height as him?
And plus, they can make you bigger on TV.
You can make me bigger on this right?
Oh my god, I hate this one.
Oi midget.
I'm not going to lie, I do feel offended.
I was first called that when I was about five.
�� That's a bit harsh isn't it?
You do get people like that as well...where they think it's really funny and they're like
, I just called her a midget , whatever.
I mean there's a plethora of stuff.You get called short arse.
You get called hobbit all the time.
Midget, small stuff, whatever.
Short arse Dwarf.
Dwarf.
Dwarf , get all the time.
They'll put on their crap accent as well.
Oh, you tiny little Irish leprechaun!
Oh, you're feisty.
Do you get that a lot?
It's again...it's again!
Get that all the time and I'm not going to deny it, I am.
I'm angry at a thing that normal people will get angry about, oh why've you got a chip
on shoulder?
Is it because you've got short man syndrome?
Short man syndrome!
Rottweiler or something, or a little Jack Russell.
You ever get that?
Yeah...
Yeah I'm not a dog.
Why is feisty-ness only applicable to me because I'm small?
Especially when they say that you're a Chichewa.
[Laugh] I can't...I can't stand that!
I mean I think thats wear the term little shit comes from...because you're never a big
shit are you?
Do you need me to get that for you?
If some one goes do you need me to get that for you?
It's all right, I'll go, thank you, cheers for your help.
Yeah.I get that Yeah...
I kinda do But if someone is like Do you need me to get
that for you?
I'm just like' No fuck off mate . I'll just climb the shelf shall I?
[Laugh] I've got my special portable step.
We have ways around this.
We're fine.
We've got our little skills and tricks.
It's socially acceptable for tall people to do it for you.
Yeah I think so too.
They feel like they're helping society [Laugh] Do they let you drive?
Yes and I drive very well thank you very much.
And I have no problems with reaching the peddles either.
My sister says if I ever learnt to drive I'd have to sit on a yellow pages.
I've had people ask me if I can do stuff because I short.
Theme parks are a thing for me.
They're like Can you, can you go on them?
I'm three centimetres above the limit, so yes I can but..
You have to go on the baby rides.
Well I don't?
Is it because you smoked a lot?
I don't smoke my mum would beat my arse if I did.
I don't smoke, do you smoke?
Only cigarettes but that's it.
Oh okay, well that might be his problem!
Oh it's because you didn't eat your greens when you were you were younger or because
you didn't drink your milk.
It's like you have self inflicted your shortness, when it is normally just biological.
It's just genetics.
Genetics.
Do you only date other short people?
Yes.
No.
I mean my boyfriend is taller than me so we look like a bar graph, �which I don't mind
because I'm adorable.
I wouldn't be able to go out with a six foot four woman.
All my exes have been taller than me . Really?
Yeah by about five foot, five foot six. ...and constantly be holding her hand like
walking down the street like that.
[Laugh] I would just never do that.
And also people that are taller than me see me from my self angle,so.
It shouldn't actually matter, like height is just like a physical trait.
It doesn't actually matter that much.
Exactly.
Do you find that everything is the same horizontal?
Don't worry, you might still have a growth spurt?
I think at twenty eight those days are gone.
I'm finished.
My Mum is 5 ft 1, my Dad is 5 ft 3.
Obviously, if I was 6 ft 4 they'd be like [umm].
I remember actually thinking when I was younger, if I had like pain in my legs and stuff, I'd
be like I'm getting a growth spurt, I'm getting a growth spurt
I don't think I'll ever get a growth spurt anymore.
But you're okay with?
I'm okay with that yeah, one hundred percent.
And there are so many , so many small people, who are hugely successful.
Ariana Grande.
Is she small?
Yeah she's really small.
Admiral Nelson was about 5ft 1 apparently.
We have Shakira, Eva Longoria, Kylie Minogue.
They're representing the short people.
Danny Devito, great actor.
He's tiny too.
Freaking Harry Potter is short.
Look at that.
I do like Harry Potter.
Love Harry Potter.
Love you.
Be happy and stand out the crowd.
That's what I tell...
We can't though.
That's what I tell people.
We can't though, we get lost in the crowd.
[Laugh]