this old man has overstayed his welcome
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disturbing things herbert has done
throughout family guy's lifetime
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hides his money we all try to keep our
most prized possessions close to us but
Herbert seems to take it to a whole
other level in what a family guy's
signature cutaways Peter teaches a group
of kids about pickpocketing when he
spots Herbert a few feet away alright
boys the best tag gets their old rich
people here's one now go get him he
commands the kids to go after Herbert
and the man does nothing to defend
himself instead giving away where he's
hidden a small wad of cash and it's not
in his wallet
honestly this guy won't try anything I
hope you don't mind a strap to my thigh
number nine babysitting the Griffins oh
yeah maybe Herbert can watch the kids he
seems like a responsible guy to many
normal viewer this seemed like a
neighbor doing a favor longtime family
guide viewers on the other hand saw this
coming a mile away it would only be till
Monday and we could pay you for it
yeah and it's real easy I promise I mean
you you spent time watching children
right yes sir yes I have in the season 6
episode play it again Brian Herbert
babysits the Griffin kids while Peter
Lois and Brian take a vacation to a
vineyard right from the start
Herbert threatens them well more so
Chris with a slap if they back talk show
I want to lay down a few ground rules no
cutter clean your plate and only a
half-hour of radio and minutes off to
bed
well that sucks and don't you mouth off
to me or I'm gonna slap you right in
your penis
he even attempts to talk Chris into
giving him a bath only to find himself
getting one from Meg mm-hmm not to you
Shelly it's bath day for me but I can't
wash myself know anybody with a pair of
strong young hands to help me in and out
of the tub geez way to take one for the
team Meg number 8 the answering machine
this was either Herbert's most famous or
most infamous moment of the show in the
episode to love and die in Dixie the
Griffin
are placed under a witness protection
program and must live in Texas until
things clear up however upon their
return they find their answering machine
has received over a hundred voice
messages all of them from Herbert yeah
well where the newspaper boy was I
haven't seen a newspaper in a couple of
days wondering if you ever gonna come
back as the messages go on his tone gets
worse and worse growing from his normal
creepy self to aggressive and
threatening sorry to leave you so many
messages just long here
think about the must lay on paper boy
wishing they'd come by and bring me some
good news
where are ya
oh you starting to piss me off you
little piglet some [ __ ] call me how
I'll have the Griffins not filed
restraining orders or left Quahog yet
number seven the yard sale how could
Herbert possibly get creepy at something
like a yard sale how much for the gloves
Peter those are yours
ten bucks two seven four five fifty ten
sold second I would have gone to 15 easy
I am so stupid
well dear viewer Herbert always finds
away in season 5s famed episode road to
Rupert the Griffins hold a yard sale
where Chris sells his old clothes
naturally Herbert appears asking about
his hand-me-downs and specifically about
clothes that Chris wore during the
hotter months of the year in response
Chris shows him a used pair of shorts
you got anything used to wear in the
summertime just these old shorts sweet
Jesus
it's bad enough this guy hits on Chris
on a regular basis but to be desperate
enough to buy old sweaty clothes that's
a whole new level of gross number six
Stewie's paper delivery the episode
moving out sees Chris get a new job at a
convenience store
allowing Stewie to take over his
newspaper route where'd you get that
kind of money I picked up Chris's paper
route yep you can see where this is
heading Herbert greets his new paperboy
from his yard only to be met with
Stewie's typical vitriol wash Kosh
B'gosh it's a brand-new paperboy that's
a metaphor
shakka carrion piss off you perverted
old freak oh we got a fighter however
the old man's response shows that
unfortunately the insults did not faze
him
in fact possibly the opposite if we had
any words of advice for Stewie it would
be this while you can and don't look
back
unfortunately this would not be the last
encounter as we'll see you later on this
list number five flirting with Kyle
while we watch Stewie become a tanning
addict in season fives the tan Aquatic
with Steve Zissou hey what do you think
of my recumbent tan pose legs probably
spread a little wider than they ought to
be but who gives a damn this is just tan
Stewie being tan Stewie we also got a B
plot that was just downright
uncomfortable Chris finds himself at
odds with Kyle a new paperboy who's
stolen Herbert's business and continues
to bully Chris throughout the episode
Herbert greets Kyle in an overly
interested tone and makes awkward
remarks about his clothes well if it
isn't king lard-ass you don't call me
names Kyle mm-hmm
we're not really quite sure why Herbert
gets turned on by baggy shorts or
venomous remarks from Kyle but we'd
rather not have an explanation listen I
think you're a real nice guy but I just
decided to go with another paper hello
there Kyle you look nice today I see
you're wearing your big shorts with the
baggy leg holes that flutter so
carelessly in the breeze how has no one
called the cops on this guy number four
sniffing Chris's hat at the beginning of
the season 9 episode German guy Peter
and Chris set out to find Chris a hobby
when they run into Herbert hey what you
up to mr. Herbert my dad's helping me
find a hobby well you sure got a pretty
motor poet surprisingly the conversation
isn't all that cringey but just when we
thought everything was okay Herbert does
something as Chris walks away he asks
God to let him sniff Chris's hat please
God let me just sniff his hat
let me just sniff his hat that's all I
won't a strong breeze manages to blow
the Hat away and straight into his hands
alas this has only encouraged him
how did Chris not feel his hat fly off
his head number three watching Peter and
Chris fight it's no surprise that when
Herbert hires Chris and Peter to mow his
lawn he has other things on his mind
great Caesar's ghost Chris and a chubby
little friend it's like in my dream hey
Chris you know I've been looking for a
Muslim young fella to mow my lawn
however the job goes sour when Chris
ends up doing all the work while Peter
plays games with Herbert inside it isn't
long before Chris storms in to confront
his dad and the two begin fighting in
front of Herbert of course the old man
does nothing to stop the fight and it
doesn't help that Chris and Peter yell
innuendos at each other you're going
down old man I hate that one going down
know what going down no way I'm gonna
pound your ass the whole thing ends with
Herbert going out with a bang and nope
there wasn't any other way to describe
that number to letting Chris live with
him over family guys 20-plus year run
we've seen a handful of Herbert's
fantasies where Chris is living with him
while wearing no shirt and sweaty shorts
well the creeper got his wish in season
11s crisscross after Meg blackmails him
for stealing from Lois's purse Chris
runs away to go live with Herbert Chris
wait who are you gonna turn to you don't
even have any friends hi I ran away from
home do you mind if I live with you
during his stay herb does everything he
can to get close to Chris mr. Herbert
it's six o'clock I'm not really tired
yet
well you had those three cups of nyquil
you'll be down soon enough okay
goodnight mr. Herbert
sweet dreams Chris his dreams are
shattered when he finds out just how
messy and stubborn Chris can be and he
eventually kicks him out
fortunately for Chris clean up in here
why aren't you dressed
we're supposed to have dinner with judge
Maynard and Timmy yeah okay as soon as I
finish this level No get your coat on
it's a three-hour drive to that cabin
all I can say about this list is
so which Herbert moment makes me say the
most let's look through some honorable
or dishonorable mentions and then we
shall see YMCA hey oh hey Chris this is
Tyler don't make this weird now
oh what a chittim boys boys we can
settle this like reasonable and sexy
teenagers whoever can swallow the most
Tylenol PM wins go away mr. Herbert oh
that was a bad snap I'm hurt kids don't
eat those popsicles to look at down
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school bus this season 10 episode gave
us a rather interesting short called
point of stu where viewers got to see
the world through Stewie's eyes hey kid
come here I want to see if I can still
smell your mom's boobs on your mouth
however there are some things we wish we
hadn't seen when a prank on Brian goes
wrong Stewie finds himself on a ride
through town beneath his dogs car
go Brian Brian if some girls who died
along the way he stops by a school bus
full of kids and discovers Herbert
underneath hey there little fella
we sure got a lovely day for it don't we
stay away from my brothers but there
have been multiple times where Herbert
shows how weak he is oh but he's strong
enough to hold on to a bus that's just
downright terrifying okay but like what
if the school bus that Herbert was
hiding under drove over like a sea of
rakes Sideshow Bob style that's comedy
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