- It's about the job.
Barbara! Hi, how are you?
Uh-huh...
No, I understand.
Yeah, oh, come on, I'm fine.
Don't be silly.
Yeah.
Oh, but you know, if anything else opens up,
please, hello?
(audience laughs)
Hello?
(sighs)
(phone beeps)
(Rachel sighs)
- Sorry, Rach.
- Yeah, you know, there's gonna be lots of other stuff.
- Yeah. Okay.
Where were we?
Oh! Okay, five card draw,
jacks are better,
nothing wild,
everybody ante.
- Look, Rach, we don't have to do this.
(poker chips clinking)
- Yes, we do.
(Monica sighs)
- All right, check.
- Check.
- I'm in for 50 cents.
(poker chips clinking)
- Call.
- I'm in.
- I see your 50 cents
and I raise you $5.
- I thought it was a 50 cent limit.
- Well, I just lost a job,
and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks.
Does anybody have a problem with that?
(audience laughs)
- Not at all. - No.
- Loser?
(chairs scraping on floor)
(audience laughs)
- No, I fold.
- What do you mean, you fold?
Hey, come on, what is this?
I thought that "once the cards are dealt,
I'm not a nice guy."
I mean what, were you just full of it?
(car horn honking outside)
(Ross clears throat)
(poker chips clinking)
- I'm in.
- How many you want?
- One.
- Dealer takes two.
What do you bet?
- I bet $2.
- Okay. I see your two,
(poker chips clinking)
and I raise you 20.
(Phoebe gasps)
(audience laughs)
- I see your 20,
(poker chips scraping on table)
raise you 25.
(audience laughs)
- I see your 25,
and uh, Monica get my purse.
- Rachel, there's nothing in it.
(audience laughs)
- Okay, then get me your purse.
(audience laughs)
- Okay babe, here you go, good luck.
- Thank you.
I saw your 25,
and I raise you
seven.
- Teen.
(audience laughs)
- Joey, I'm a little shy.
- That's okay Ross, you can ask me. What?
(audience laughs)
- What do you need, what do you need?
- 15.
- All right, here's 10.
- Here, I got five, I got five.
- Thank you.
- Good luck.
(Ross clears throat)
- Okay, I am calling your 17.
What do you got?
(tense dramatic music)
- Full house.
- You got me.
(Monica and Phoebe cheering)
(Rachel squeals)
(Monica and Phoebe singing happily)
(Joey groans)
- That's all right,
you know, that's a tough hand to beat.
- I thought we had them!
- Yeah, well,
when you don't have the cards you don't have the cards.
You know?
But uh, look how happy she is.
(audience laughs)