THE LORD INTENDED.
BACK TO THE OSCAR.
EVERY YEAR AS THE STARS WALK THE
RED CARPET THAT.
>> PASS A MUSTACHED MAN.
THAT MAN'S NAME IS GUILLERMO
HERE ONCE AGAIN WITH ALL THE
OSCAR STARS.
♪
>> Guillermo: HI, IT'S ME
GUILLERMO.
I'M HERE ON THE RED CARPET AT
THE OSCARS.
I'M GOING TO TALK TO A LOT OF
FAMOUS PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE.
OH, MY GOSH, HI, HOW ARE YOU?
WE MATCH.
WE CAN BE TWINS.
SPIKE, SPIKE, JUST ONE QUESTION,
SPIKE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> HEY, NO FUNNY STUFF.
>> Guillermo: NO, NO.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO, CUT OR
ACTION?
>> CUT.
GET IT OVER.
CUT!
>> Guillermo: I LOVE YOUR MOVIE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Guillermo: LET'S WATCH A
CLIP.
>> WHAT CLIP IS THAT?
>> Guillermo: I THOUGHT YOU
BROUGHT A CLIP.
HOW YOU?
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Guillermo: HOW'S EVERYTHING?
>> EVERYTHING IS GOOD.
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
>> Guillermo: THIS?
THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
IT'S GUILLERMO DINERO.
>> GUILLERMO MONEY?
>> Guillermo: YEAH.
I'M GIVING THIS TO EVERYBODY.
GREEN IS FOR MONEY.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> Guillermo: AND HOPEFULLY I'M
PASSING TO IT EVERYBODY.
THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS FOR GUILLERMO DINERO
CHARITY.
I'M TRYING TO GET A RAISE AT
JIMMY KIMMEL.
I'M PASSING THESE RIBBONS.
BUT JIMMY KIMMEL --
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
TELL JIMMY ALL THE REASONS I
NEED A RAISE.
>> FIRST OF ALL, LOOK AT HIM.
HE IS THE BEST.
HE IS THE MOST AMAZING, AMAZING
PERSON IN THE WORLD.
GIVE HIM HIS DOLLARS, JIMMY.
>> HARDWORKING, A GOOD MAN.
JIMMY, GIVE HIM A RAISE.
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
>> JIMMY, GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE
SO THAT HE CAN STOP PASSING
THESE OUT ON THE CARPET, OKAY?
PLEASE.
>> I'LL MAKE SURE NEXT TIME I GO
ON JIMMY KIMMEL, I'LL BE WEARING
THIS.
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
WE'LL STICK TO IT H■IM.
>> WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE YOU A
FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS.
>> Guillermo: I CAN TAKE THAT.
YOU HAVE IT?
>> JIMMY, THIS IS MIKE MYERS.
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME YOU
GIVE HIM A RAISE?
THANK YOU.
OR YOU CAN EXPECT ME TO NEVER BE
ON YOUR SHOW AGAIN.
GIVE THE MAN A RAIS
RAISE, #GIVETHEMANARAISE.
>> Guillermo: DON'T TAKE IT OFF,
RIGHT?
YEAH, GOOD JOB.
WHOSE STYLING YOUR MUSTACHE
TONIGHT?
>> I STYLE IT MYSELF.
I DON'T LET ANYBODY TOUCH MY
MUSTACHE.
HOW WITH YOU?
>> Guillermo: ME?
MY WIFE.
>> YEAH?
SHE HAS A STEADIER HAND THAN
YOU.
>> Guillermo: HEY, HOW YOU?
HOW YOU DOING?
HOW'S EVERYTHING.
>> GOOD, BROTHER.
>> Guillermo: IS IT HARD TO BE A
GOOD ACTOR?
>> I GOT TO COME TO YOUR CLASS.
I'LL GET BETTER.
>> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ARE YOU THIRSTY?
>> YEAH.
>> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT.
HERE.
TALK TO MY FRIEND MIKE.
>> HI, MIKE.
>> Guillermo: WAIT, HOLD ON.
>> OH, NO, OH, NO!
OH, YOU GOT SO SNEAKY THIS YEAR.
>> Guillermo: IT'S HARD TO GET
ALCOHOL HERE.
>> AMAZING.
>> Guillermo: HOLD MY FRIEND
MIKE.
MY FRIEND MIKE.
>> I LOVE YOUR FRIEND MIKE!
>> OH MY GOD.
>> OH, THAT'S TEQUILA, GUYS.
>> Guillermo: YOU GO LIKE THIS.
>> GET OUT OF TOWN!
HELL, YEAH.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU NEED A
RAISE.
HE'S AN INNOVATOR.
>> Guillermo: THIS IS MEXICAN
TECHNOLOGY.
>> TEQUILA?
>> Guillermo: YEAH.
WOW.
>> WHO'S LIPS BEEN ON THERE?
>> Guillermo: RIGHT NOW, NOBODY.
>> AY-YAY-YAY!
MUW BIEN, GRACIAS.
>> Guillermo: NO, IT'S DON
JULIO.
IT'S GOOD.
>> THAT'S MY BRAND.
>> Guillermo: YEAH, MINE TOO.
>> AM I THIRSTY?
>> Guillermo: YEAH.
>> ONLY TO WATER BECAUSE I'M
ALLERGIC TO ALCOHOL.
>> Guillermo: OKAY.
I ONTARIO HAVE WATER.
I ONLY HAVE COUPLE.
>> THEN SAYONARA, BABY.
>> THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S AN ANEJO.
>> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Guillermo: AND THEN YOU GO
LIKE THIS.
>> I CANNOT PUT THAT IN MY
MOUTH.
>> Guillermo: HOW ABOUT A PURSE?
LOOK, IT'S FANCY.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT ON
CAMERA.
>> Guillermo: TURN YOUR BACK TO
THE CAMERA.
WE WON'T TELL NOBODY.
>> SO GOOD.
>> Guillermo: I KNOW.
IT'S AWESOME.
>> OH, WOW.
>> Guillermo: THIS IS FANCY.
>> WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES.
WHAT'S IN THERE, GUILLERMO?
>> Guillermo: TEQUILA.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Guillermo: YOU WANT TO TRY
IT?
>> NO, I'M GOOD.
I'M GOOD FOR RIGHT NOW.
THAT IS TEQUILA, ISN'T IT?
>> Guillermo: YEAH.
>>
WE TOAST FOR YOU TO WIN AN
OSCAR, "BLACK PANTHER."
>> "BLACK PANTHER."
THE DUDE IS NOT PLAYING.
>> BRANDY.
>> Guillermo: NO, TEQUILA.
>> TEQUILA?
>> Guillermo: OH MY GOD.
IT'S GOOD, HUH?
>> IT'S GOOD TEQUILA.
>> Guillermo: I LOVE YOU.
>> I MISS YOU TOO.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Guillermo: NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Guillermo: THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT TONIGHT.
>> THANK YOU, GUILLERMO.
THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
>> Guillermo: I FEEL SO HAPPY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> I FEEL LIPSTICK ON YOUR
CHEEK.
I DON'T LIKE THAT.
>> Guillermo: IT WAS MELISSA
McCARTHY.
>> I DON'T LIKE THAT.
I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL.
>> Guillermo: I'LL TAKE IT OFF.
>> I DON'T LIKE THAT.
>> Guillermo: THIS IS FUN JOB.
I LOVE MY JOB!
[ APPLAUSE ] 234 00:06:30,056 --> 00:00:00,000 >> Jimmy: VERY WELL DONE,