Today we're going to see nothing,
hear nothing, and speak nothing.
Let's talk about that.
( music playing )
Good mythical morning!
Let's give a warm mythical welcome
to the star of "The Big Bang Theory"
and author of "Girling Up,"
and the forthcoming "Boying Up,"
our friend Mayim Bialik!
- Hey, good morning! - Whoo, whoo, whoo!
( applause )
- Hello, Mayim. - Hi.
Okay, now, we've collaborated on many things.
- Uh, this show, before. - Mm-huh.
- Yes. - And then again right now.
- Yes. - Yes.
- A podcast, "Your Biscuits." - Mm.
And also, "Buddy System" season two.
- Man. - You make a sweet morgue moment happen.
( laughs ) Yes, I do.
Uh, but today, we are truly going to test how well
- we work together. - Uh-huh.
It's time for...
"The Three Monkeys Challenge!"
Okay, so, in every round
one of us is going to be the speak no evil monkey
who can't talk, one of us will be the hear no evil monkey
who's gonna be wearing noise cancelling headphones
and one of us will be the see no evil monkey
who is blindfolded.
- Yes. - Okay.
Yeah, and then we have to work together
to execute a series of tasks,
and if we do, we win a prize.
- Oh. - Oh.
There's a prize?
Yeah.
Mayim, are you ready?
I'm ready for the prize.
Go team monkey!
( monkey noises )
Okay, speak no evil monkey.
Okay, I'm ready!
Um, hear no evil monkey, please be quiet.
I know you can't hear me, but,
- speak no evil monkey... - I can't hear you!
please take the first objective card
and then let's get started.
Woman: Okay, here we go.
Three, two, one, go.
( chuckles )
Waiting on my first instruction.
It's just me and you, Mayim.
- ( giggles ) - Link: Is this complicated?
( laughing )
It's complicated.
Okay, it's a...
all right, oh-- a pizza!
Grab the pizza.
Okay, I see that there's dough here.
- Yes, yes. - Make a pizza.
Not pizza dough.
Oh, gosh.
Okay, belly.
Oh, it hurts.
Gluten, gluten pizza.
Glut--
- Link, I think... - Oh, yeah!
- Okay, gluten-- - Rhett: I am gonna make a pizza.
Don't! Don't do that!
- Oh, gosh! Why? - That's the wrong one.
Gluten free dough, yes! Yes!
- Okay. - Grab the gluten free dough!
- That's not dough. - To your far left.
- That's tomato sauce. - Not ruin the tomato sauce!
- That's tomato sauce. - Listen to me, I--
I know you can hear me!
Uh, toward me, towards me!
- Rhett: Oh, no! - Link: No, no, no, no!
Wrong one, keep going!
No, no, no, no, no!
Dough!
No, towards me! One more. Yeah!
( screams )
All right, throw that on the pizza pan.
What's the next clue?
All right, so you roll that out.
Roll it out like a pizza.
Rhett: Yeah, roll it out like a pizza.
All right, there you go.
Right, we gotta put some sauce.
What kind of sauce? Bam, spicy!
Oh yeah, that's it right there.
Pour that in the middle. Yeah!
Now we're cooking.
All right, so now we gotta put some toppings.
- Rhett: Topping, toppings, toppings. - Link: Toppings.
- Rhett: These are the toppings. - Link: What toppings?
Any toppings will do.
Cheese. Duh! Cheese.
- That's jalapeños. - Grab the cheese.
Right here, Rhett. Towards me! Towards me!
No! All the way to your left.
Big log of cheese. What?
( laughter )
I don't see any other cheese.
What is the cheese?
Cheese made out of...
- Cheese? - Oh, is that cheese?
- Vegan cheese. - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put that on there.
There you go. What's next?
Oh, hula girl.
- Hula. Hula, hula. - Straw? Straw?
- Pineapple! Pineapple! - Straw! Straw!
All right, right over here.
Right over your right hand.
Keep going. There you go.
Nope, nope, nope. Too far.
Right there. Nope, nope-- in front of you!
Ah, there you go! To your right.
No! Yes! Put it on the pizza.
Okay, I think I got something beautiful happening here.
Another pizza. Same pizza.
Ooh, goodness.
Okay, you gotta toss the pizza!
Which should have been done before the toppings went on,
but do it anyway.
It says put all the toppings on,
and then spin the pizza like Papa John.
There you go. Toss it and catch it.
How many times?
Hey! There you go! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah.
Again.
Again!
Again! Yeah!
- ( laughter ) - Oh, goodness.
Stop! Freeze!
Oh, gosh.
Okay, you gotta get that pizza.
Oh, gosh. Where is...
and now we gotta open up and we gotta put it in a box.
Where is the pizza now?
- Okay... - Where?
Everywhere! You put the pizza everywhere!
Can this count as the pizza?
- Okay. - This counts as the pizza.
Yeah, there we go. All right, there you go, pizza box--
there's some pizza on the pizza box!
Not that box! That's the black box.
Yes, that box. The white box.
Yeah! There you go.
There's some pizza-- No, no, no!
Under your right hand there's pizza!
Pizza! Got it.
Yes, now put it-- open the box.
And put it in the box.
Oh.
They put a hole in the box.
Do we have it? Did we do it?
( applause and cheers )
We did it.
Oh, my goodness. Take your blindfold off.
That's great. It was beautiful.
- Oh, man, I'm exhausted. - ( sighs )
Let's do this two more times.
Oh.
( monkey noises )
As you can see, I'm ready.
Woman: Okay, here go. Three, two, one.
Okay, I can speak. I'm speaking.
I'm not screaming like you were!
- I can speak. - Mayim: Oh.
Whoa. ( laughs )
A beautiful woman. No. No.
A beautiful woman?
Mayim: We're gonna make something.
- Like, a statue, - Mm-hmm.
What is this?
You want him to take clay.
Mm-hmm, mm.
Mayim: Take-- there's different kinds of clay.
Which kind of clay should he use?
I thought that was meat, okay, good.
Booty clay? The one that's the color of poop.
Mm-hmm.
So, there's-- No, it's not that one.
- Link: Uh! - Mayim: That one!
- Uh! - No, not that!
Oh! Please stop.
What is that?
- Yeah. Reach forward. - Okay. Packaging.
No, that's it! Right there!
- That's poop colored clay. - Okay.
Good gosh, there's a lot of it!
It's heavy, okay.
Oh, my goodness.
There's plastic on the bottom, okay.
Okay, turn it, turn it!
- There's a-- - Check!
- What? - There-- this...
- Mm. - So there's, uh...
I don't know what that's called.
Move to your left.
Take two step to your left.
Oh, is this a pot over here.
Oh, careful, careful, careful! Hold on, hold on.
- I bet this is-- - Don't hurt yourself!
- Okay. - Put the clay on the thing.
Stop. Let's see what we have to do next.
You-- you want him to-- shape it?
Link: It just switched. Can you speak up?
Hug it.
Put it on your head.
Make a mask.
Make a hat-- make a person!
- ( Rhett grunts ) - We're gonna mold... a torso!
- Mm. - Just a head, and shoulders-- and breasts.
- ( laughter ) - Big breasts? What's happening?
- From the chest up. - Rhett: Mmm!
We're going to make that clay into something from the chest up.
- A bust. - Mayim: A bust!
- A bust. - You're squeezing it in weird ways right now.
Okay... and a face? Oh! Eyes. It has to--
- ( moaning ) - Oh, okay, okay, okay!
So, I want you to-- oh, stop. Okay, okay--
- That's good, that's good. - That looks like a head. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That looks like a head. That looks like a head. - Right.
Can you-- There's a front of it.
I want it smoother.
Smoother on the-- No, like the face.
Where-- where the head would be.
Good! Make it like a little pretty.
So we could put some eyes on it.
Okay, good. Okay, stop, stop!
- I got it. I'm doing it. - Stop. Let's get some eyes.
- Mm. - Move to your right, three steps.
Leave the clay.
Okay. And, whoa! Stop.
There are googly eyes.
- Link: Um. - Do they-- any size googly eyes?
- Link: Any size? - Wait, so pick two that feel right to you.
- Okay. - And place them on the front-- good.
Head.
If you've got to push, give it a little force.
Link: Yes, got it.
Well that's looking very nice.
- Good job! - Link: Now what?
Uh, we're going to take a shpritz gun...
we're gonna shpritz it.
Why are we shpritzing it?
- Mm. Mm. - We're gonna get it wet.
It needs to be wet, the clay--
No, no, no, stop. That's peanut butter. Stop.
- Oh, yeah. - ( laughs )
No, not that! Don't eat that!
I don't-- That looks like lard!
- Don't eat that! - Okay.
Come back over to your clay-- okay.
There are spray bottles in front of you.
( grunts )
And there's a clear one.
Oh, wait, hold on!
Whoa! Hold on! Wait! Wait.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Okay, shpritz the clay.
- Rhett: Mm-hmm. - Okay, don't shpritz me.
That's enough moisture, stop it with the moisture!
Now you're gonna take something you would eat,
and you're gonna make hair out of it!
Yes, is this... is this?
No, I don't-- That looks like lard, don't touch it!
Peanut butter? Okay, stop.
- That's it. - Here, here, this is it.
I can tell this is it. Scoop it up.
That's-- no, don't eat it.
- Geez, why do you have to taste everything? - Link: I love it!
I cannot not eat peanut butter!
Okay, come back, bring it over and--
now make a nice hairdo.
Think about what you want the hair to look like.
- I will have you know-- - I can't hear you
but you look annoyed with me!
- You are yelling like crazy. - Put the hair on the clay!
- You said you weren't gonna yell. - Put the hair on the clay!
- ( laughter ) - You said you weren't gonna yell.
- You started yelling. - Mayim: I get to micromanage this.
Put the hair on, make it look pretty.
Stop. That looks great.
- There's-- those are the eyes. - ( laughter )
Mayim: Oh.
- Is that it? - It needs to wear glasses.
- Oh, glasses. - Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Disco glasses-- sparkly glasses.
No. Uh, olives... Oh, distinguished.
Oh! Sunglasses?
Okay, keep-- wait, stop!
there's a big fake cheese block to your right.
- Link: All right. - Put your-- okay, stop.
You've got your glasses and some 80's glasses.
We want the 80's ones.
No, we want. We want...
- These? - Link's glasses on the...
- Oh, yeah! Bring 'em over. - Okay.
Put the glasses on.
Make sure the-- yeah.
Just use the peanut butter as glue, basically.
Perfect, put it on there.
Give it a little love.
Good, slide it down a little bit.
Great! Good.
That's it!
- That it? - ( cheers and applause )
Hey, take my... We did it?
Can you take my blindfold off?
Yeah!
Dang, those are my glasses.
- Rhett: You did it. - Dang! That looks good!
Yeah.
( monkey sounds )
Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this.
- Mm-hmm. - Woman: Three, two, one, go!
Oh. Mm.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Okay - Mayim: All right.
Rhett: Hat with a big brim!
Hat with a big brim. To your left.
Why are you saying those words?
Grab the hat with the big brim!
- It's right on top! - Okay, hold on.
No, further left. Whoo, whoo, whoo.
Mayim: Oh! Whoa, what's that?
At the very top of the hat rack.
Oh. It's on the very top of the hat rack.
- Okay. - Yes, and now--
- This? - Does she put that on herself?
Put that on yourself.
Mayim: Y'all love putting me in hats.
( laughs ) Put that hat on yourself, perfect!
Hope you can still see! ( laughs )
Okay, now, as you're gonna grab the sexy white gloves,
or is she gonna-- okay, yeah.
You got some sexy white gloves on your left.
On the table.
Not the really long unsexy orange ones that are for cleaning.
- No, to your left! - Oh, dear!
All the way to the left! Left! Yup, yup!
- Oh! - Yeah, those are oven mitts.
That's not what you want.
That's not sexy! Put those down!
- Mayim: Okay. - That's the sexy ones right there.
- Oh! - Put 'em on!
- ( clapping ) - Yeah, we're celebrating.
- Mayim: Wait, I want to pull them up. - Now!
- Mayim: Oh, he can't hear me. - There is a box
in front of you.
You got two boxes in front of you.
- Okay. - No!
- Uh. - You're what?
A box, you go, "Get inside of a box."
Me? Me? ( laughs )
Oh! The periodic table.
- Okay, there is a... - ( laughs )
Um...
Five?
Talking.
Okay, yup, yup, yup, yup.
- What is he? - He's going to say five elements.
Me?
I want you to say five-- what?
I don't understand. I'm confused.
Rr-- bull!
Grass.
Rabbit, rabbit!
Uh, rabbit food.
Poop.
Wow.
Kitty litter.
Yeah. You have a box of kitty litter
in front of you and I want you to dig into it.
- Me? - And grab five things.
- Here? Here? Is this kitty litter? - Five balls.
- Am I on-- yes? Oh. - Five donuts!
- Five crullers? - I don't--
- Five danishes! - ( Link groans )
- Oh. - Five apple fritters.
- Five bagels! - Yes, grab five bagels.
- Oh, oh! - You got one.
And I want you to talk about those bagels.
Link: No!
- Wait - Oh, name what kind of bagels they are.
- ( Link moans ) - Am I allowed to-- oh, should I not be guessing?
I want you to say elements and hold up bagels.
- ( Link moans ) - ( laughter )
- I got three. - But you gotta say five of them.
I got three. I'm making it--
I gotta just get in there!
What's happening now?
You gotta say five elements.
Helium, nitrogen, carbon, uh, oxygen, lithium, argon.
- Yes! Five! Five elements! - Oh!
- Five bagels. - She did it?
- She did it! She named five elements... - What?
- Whoo! - while find five bagels
- ( laughs ) What? - in kitty litter.
- ( laughs ) Oh! - We won inflatable monkeys!
- Yay! - Congratulations!
I'm sure-- I'm sure it's not that used...
of kitty litter.
But here's some vegan dog food to mix in with it.
Oh, great! Oh!
Thank you, Mayim for playing.
You can catch Mayim in "The Big Bang Theory,"
and check out our website grotnation.com.
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