(upbeat music)
- What were you saying earlier
about your buddy Martin Freeman
being the only good part of Black Panther?
This is a weird thing to say to someone you just met.
- But I didn't say that.
- Ready?
Hi, welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns.
I'm your host Zach Galifianakis
and my guest today is Benadryl Cumberbash.
- Benadryl Cumberbash.
- That's what it is.
- Yeah.
- You once said you're your own worst critic.
So you haven't written any of your reviews?
- No I know, I try not to.
- Has there ever been anything negative written about you?
- Oh yeah.
A horse-faced wooden.
- I see that.
Now that you say that, yes that I do see.
- Yeah.
- You got your start doing theater and independent films.
- I did.
- And now you're acting in marvel movies.
How good does it feel to sell out?
- I don't think it's a sellout.
I think they're pretty cool films.
There's a lot for an actor to do in them.
- So you wear a cape?
- No, I wear a cloak.
- Do you think you play smart characters
like Sherlock Holmes
because we have one of these, you know, these faces.
Let's just get a closeup here.
It's a face that can go either way.
It can use inductive reasoning to solve mysteries.
Whereas the type of face
that masturbates all day wearing a helmet.
It's a fine line.
You played Vincent van Gogh in a movie.
- I did, yes.
- This is Vincent van Gogh answering his cell phone.
Hello, hello.
- That's funny, isn't it?
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, it's anachronistic
and it couldn't have happened and it's hilarious.
- If you didn't have an accent, do you think people
would be able to tell that you're not a very good actor?
- Yeah, now I think my accent probably does help.
That's true.
- No shit Sherlock.
You've never heard that, right?
You do get it.
- Yeah, I think I got it.
- But you didn't laugh.
- No.
- Can you do an American accent?
- Yes, I can.
- Okay, maybe I'll give you a few words.
- Sure.
- That's a nice bicycle you have there my young son.
- Well, that's a nice bicycle you have there my young son.
- Perfect get away from me.
- No that's me by me responding.
- No that's me responding.
- Why do Brits love the word, hurts so much.
Fuck was supposed to push that during cut.
Why do you think the Brit love the word so much?
Who's trying to.
Why do they?
Because it doesn't have the same.
- Meaning.
- Yeah that.
Here it means elevator.
- Right, I'm gonna get cunt to the top floor.
- Yeah.
- Right, can you hold the door the cunt for me?
- Yeah.
- Are you going down in that cunt or.
- I think I'm right about that.
You have a rabid fan base and its.
- What?
- You have a rabid.
- I thought you said rabbit, sorry.
- I said rabid.
- It's just vowels with you,
so I can't sometimes understand what you're saying.
- Alright, I'll say rabbit, you have a rabbit fan base.
Is that what you want me to say?
You have a fan base full of rabbits.
- Rabid.
- That they fuck a lot while they come see your plays,
are the rabbits always having sex in the audience?
Wild like, are you good friends with the Easter Bunny?
Do you know bugs?
- This went.
- It went off the rails quick
because I don't know if there's a cultural thing here.
- I don't think so I have friends who are American.
- I have friends of your people who keep coming over
to our country and acting like you can control us
and tell us what kind of country we should be.
And to obey the queen.
We're tired of it.
- What century you're coming from?
What is this?
You got some really deep seated rage.
- It's not rage.
- It's historical.
It's not even now.
- It's generational, and you can ask any American here.
They feel the same way that I do.
We left your country to form this country.
And this country is doing really well now.
- Yeah, you're on fire.
- I got to tell you, sometimes I get a little bit miffed
by the types of people that I have to interview come in
with an attitude as if they're better than.
- I have come in here with no attitude,
you told me I'm a colonial bastard.
- You are colonists.
- Yeah.
- I mean, you look like a colonist.
- Coming from the Yeti.
What the fuck?
- Now you are calling me a Yeti.
- Your face is covered in her.
- Now you're insulting the Greeks.
- Get off your fucking trip.
- I don't have a trip.
- You do.
You're saying my facial hair means I'm a fascist.
- I said colonists.
You're the one that saying fascist.
If you want to go that way,
if you'd rather be called a fascist fine.
- No.
- If you want to be a fascist,
your mustache could be used a little trimming.
- Yeah, yep.
- You know what I mean?
On this side and this side right here.
I'd like to thank my guest Benadryl Cumberbash.
- Say so.
- Thank you for coming out.
Well, I'm not done.
Hey, hey.
- Between Two Ferns,
the movie it's streaming now on Netflix.