- You heard Taco's inactive tonight?
Is Sean Lee playing?
We should've drafted T.J. Watts.
Trade Taco for Minkah.
Give 'em next year's first round pick.
It's gonna be 30 second anyways.
The Redskins are not ready.
We should win by three to four touchdowns.
Sean Lee's (mumbles).
We're starting out on defense?
Good three and out.
Let's pick up right where we left off offense.
We went three and out, too?
Nice tackle Byron Jones.
I'm about to have himself a game.
Old man Witt with the catch.
Let's go Z.
First down.
Interception?
There ain't no cop.
I know it was behind,
but you gotta catch that.
Did the Redskins just run
a fake jet's reach fake toss counter?
Add that to our playbook Kellen Moore.
I like Adrian Peterson.
He just plays for the wrong team.
They call holding on the Redskins?
I'll take it.
They called a holding on us.
Dang!
Come on defense.
Make a stop.
We stopped Adrian Peterson?
He is not Saquon Barkley.
Well, this about
the worst start possible.
That's fine.
Same thing happened last week.
You see how that one turned out.
Mark Cooper dropped the pass?
What, the Raiders fans are talking about?
Dak just got sacked?
Roughing the passer on De Marcus Lawrence?
How is that roughing the passer?
What is he supposed to do?
That's a soft call.
Antwuan Woods is down?
Ohh!
My teammate rolled into him.
Is he okay?
Good coverage Byron Jones.
Cobb better throw to someone else.
Tyrone Crawford, nice sack!
Can we score now?
Is Linehan calling the plays again?
There we go, Dak!
Run it!
Let's go!
Run it more often.
Slide next time.
Dak is going deep.
Ow, oow!
Touchdown!
Who caught that?
Let's go!
Who is Smith?
Devin Smith?
Okay!
Devin Smith!
He used to play for the Jets?
I didn't even know he played on our team.
Josh Norman got exposed.
Ahh!
They said Dak can't throw.
Maher almost missed the extra point.
Line it up, Maher.
Jeff Heath, intercept that.
It hit your helmet.
That was wide open.
How we missed that?
Norman is getting exposed.
All that trash you was talking.
I feel like this happens every year.
Dak Prescott, zone read.
Oh, he kept it.
Go, Dak, go!
Ahh!
He stiff-armed Josh Norman.
Get that block next time, Gallup.
That's what I'm talking about.
Dak's, what I'm saying, you see?
Ahh-hah!
No?
Roughing the passer, first down.
Did we just run the option?
Touchdown!
Old man Witt!
All he does is score a touchdown!
Bald Jason Witten is unstoppable!
That's how you win the half!
I forgot we go the ball to start the half.
There we go, Coop.
Let's get it going.
Coooop.
Big hold for Z.
Michael Gallup, way to hold on after contact.
'Nother catch for Coop.
Walking touchdown!
Let's go!
Coooooooop.
We have 21 unanswered points.
It's fourth and seven.
They're still going for it?
How did they convert that?
We should've called time out.
Our defense didn't look ready.
Richardson scored a touchdown?
That's fine.
We're still up.
There we go Blake Jarwin.
Nice catch!
Blake Jarwin is the next Jason Witten.
Keep passing to Dominique Rodgers, Cromartie's man.
He's injured.
Tony Pollard, touchdown!
Holding?
On Amari Cooper?
Can't tackle on offense, Amari.
Did we just false start?
We should've just gone to the fourth quarter.
Block in the back?
Just kick the field goal.
If Maher missed this, I swear.
Thank you.
Maybe Maher coming in clutch.
Another penalty?
Do we go for it?
Keep the points.
Field goal's good.
Xavier Woods, ohh!
That was a pick six.
Redskins going for it on fourth down.
Incomplete or no rundowns.
Lead the clock.
First down, Z!
First down!
Old reliable!
Old man Witt.
Go Jackie Witt.
Bald man Witt.
Dak is playing like a $40 million quarterback.
Devin Smith another catch.
I like this guy.
Zeek, touchdown!
Easy, it's easy!
Kellen Moore is about to win coach of the year.
Redskins moving the ball down feel a little bit too easy.
Can offensive coordinators win coach of the year?
Good throw to McLauren, not gonna lie.
It's a good throw.
Took almost all the time off the board,
but hey, good job.
Look at Alex with the dance.
It looks sad!
Ha ha!
What kind of onside kick was that?
You didn't mean to do that?
First down, Dak!
Only thing Kellen Moore needs to do
is teach Dak how to slide.
Third down and five.
Zeek!
And that puts them over a hundred yards.
What, again!
Two and O.
Let's go, Cowboys!
We are winning the Super Bowl!
We got Miami next week.
That's basically like a bye week.
The Giants lost to Buffalo.
I'm so glad we get to play the Giants again.
I'm rooting heavily for the Falcons.
The Eagles lost!
Ahh!
First place in the division, baby.
We are winning the Super Bowl!
How 'bout them Cowboys?
(inspirational music)
I'm a grown man.
Ahh!