You know what I love most about these tortilla chips?
They're free.
We need more chips over here, por favor.
Senorita? Los waitress.
Stop calling me "waitress." I have a name, you know.
Yeah, "Ramona."
Yes, it's Spanish for Topanga. Look it up.
And why are you being so rude?
Listen, girls, it's your first day of work, okay?
We're just trying to break you in
by doing our little obnoxious customer routine.
Shawn? This is cubed ice. I asked for crushed.
Oh, and this is the salsa for your chips.
Thank you.
So, ladies, we thought you might want to celebrate
your first day in the work field
by taking us out to dinner.
Well, actually, we were thinking of going out
with a bunch of people from work.
Yeah, you two should join us.
Well, we'd love to.
Good. We're going dancing.
No! Dancing?
Puh!
Yeah.
Puh!
Shawn, we really like dancing.
You should come with us. It'll be fun.
Cor, maybe I should go dancing, you know?
My relationship with Angela is new.
I don't want to disappoint her.
Hey. You're a guy. She's got to get used to it.
Shawn, we are men, okay?
Now if men don't want to dance, we do not dance.
Tonight we do what men do.
Right! What's that?
We go to the gym! We pump some iron. And we sweat.
Are there private showers?
Well, there better be.
So, guys? Dancing? Yes? No?
No, no. You girls go with your friends
from work and do your little dance routine.
Shawn, does that go for you, too?
Are you sure I'm not going to get hurt on this?
It's the way God intended it.
No, go dance. It's God's will.
(LATIN ACCENT) So, ladies.
You're coming dancing tonight
with myself and my equally handsome
and beautiful friend Sergio? Yes?
Yes.
Boy, we pumped a ton of iron last night.
How you feeling? Good. How about you?
Good.
You want to help me take off my jacket?
Yeah. Listen,
what's important is we had a good time doing our guy thing,
and the girls got dancing out of their systems.
I just wonder if Nunzio or Sergio tried anything.
I don't trust anyone with that many zippers on their pants.
I'm going to ask. Never!
And appear to be jealous? You never ask.
Never. Under any circumstances.
Hey, guys.
What happened last night?
You see what I did there?
Nothing happened. We danced.
I am a little tired.
(CHUCKLES)
You got a problem.
Boy, that Nunzio sure knows how to move.
Oh, I got a problem, too.
Sergio's no slouch on the dance floor, either.
I didn't ask.
Why, Topanga, I think they're jealous.
I am not jealous, okay?
Did he touch you?
Sergio or Nunzio?
What difference does it make?
Angela, you were out with other guys, dancing and sweating.
And what is with all those zippers?
We asked you to come along.
Yes, and I believe your words were, "Puh!"
Puh-ssibly.
We like to dance. Our friends from work like to dance.
We did nothing wrong.
What's the big deal?
It's no big deal.
It's no big deal at all.
(BELL RINGS)
So, then, you guys will come with us next time?
Hey. Wouldn't miss it.
We're going dancing with them?
No.
We're going to the gym so we can beat the zippers
off of Sergio and Nunzio.
There are the girls.
Okay, remember, if they ask,
we are not here because we're jealous of the gorgeous Latin men.
We're here for the el grande burrito for $2.99.
Got it. Okay. Let's go.
Hey! What are you guys doing here?
We're here to beat up Sergio and Nunzio.
Shawn!
But we'd like to start with two el grande burritos, please.
Chicken, beef.
Look, Cory, you can't do this. This is the busiest night of the week.
Angela? Sorry we can't talk. We got tables.
(SCOFFS) Of all the lame excuses, "We've got tables."