You're so gay.
*locker door slams*
You're so gay!
And I'm Pan!
And she's demi-sexual.
And she's Paulie.
We're all on a spectrum of sexuality.
And the fact that I want to beat you up has nothing to do with who you love.
But it's based solely on your personality.
You frigging idiot!
*book fell on the ground*
Dad, I'm being bullied at school.
By who?
*sighs* Aimee...
Oh, my poor baby...
I'm gonna talk to her parents.
Dad, I'm getting bullied on the Internet.
By who?
Twitter.
Oh, shoot.
Baby girl, I wish I could stand up to them for you.
But if I say anything controversial, I might lose all my brand deals.
*sighs*
For everyone who's being bullied for being different, I want you to know that it gets better.
So I was wrong. It got a lot worse...
Yeah...
Yeaaaaah...
Hey!
Give me your lunch money, nerd!
Hey!
Give me your V-Bucks, Beta!
Hey Johnny, dumb shirt!
Your shirt looks dumb!
Mrs. Applebaum!
Victor's bullying me!
Whatever, figure it out yourselves!
Yo, Vince!
You like my new shirt?
Um, I think it looks good on you.
I don't know if it's something I'd wear personally.
It's just not for me.
Vince!
Do you have any idea how serious bullying is?! You're expelled!
And you too, Jaime!
Zero tolerance!
*playing Fortnite*
Hey guys, what are you up to tonight?
Playing Fortnite.
What's Fortnite?
Jacob doesn't know what Fortnite is?!
*laughing hard in unison*
What a loser!
- Hey guys, what's up? - Yo.
What are you doing tonight?
- Play Halo! - Yeah!
Nice. I played Halo and a Fortnite.
Pfft!
Did Jeremy just say Fortnite?!
We measure time, and days, weeks, and months, loser!
He's really stupid at Mrs. Reigan's class.
But smarter and all the other classes?
Yeah, I am!
Dad, I'm being bullied at school...
DIRECTOR: Cut!
- It's not even funny! - It's not funny. It's not.
Welcome to the future! Everyone's a boy, your mom, someone on Twitter
Instagram, the president the United States.
Uh...
Little boy down the street. It's like eight years old makes fun of your little wiener.
Mrs. Applebaum!
Sorry.
I farted.
Last time, I got expelled 'cause I made fun of someone's grapes...
Never make fun of people's grapes.
Thank you guys for watching this video. I was bullied.
I was called bra stuffer for years. If you want to watch a very nice video, hit that box on the left.
And if you wanna watch a swaggy video, click that box on the right.
I'm sorry.