I'm glad we're all inside today.
I want to play a game with tWitch.
It's called Ellen and tWitch, Guess
What's Going to Happen Next in this Crazy Commercial.
Ellen and tWitch, Guess What's Going to Happen
Next in This Crazy Commercial.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
Here's how it works.
We're going to show first part of a crazy commercial.
And then tWitch and I will guess what happens next.
And then we'll play the rest of the commercial,
and we'll be even more confused, I think.
Yeah.
OK, here's your first one.
[LAUGHTER]
Come in [INAUDIBLE], the muscle.
[KNOCKING]
Open.
Oh, man.
OK.
A, he opens the suitcase and a bunch of rubber chickens
appear.
B, he opens the suitcase and the exotic snake
jumps out and starts dancing.
C, he opens a suitcase and it's filled with milk
and they start drinking it.
Mhm.
I don't know why, I'm just going with C. What do you think,
tWitch?
Right, I'm going go with the exotic snake
jumps out and starts dancing.
And starts dancing?
And starts dancing.
Yeah.
OK.
Well, let's see.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLE]
OK, well, we're both wrong.
And-- and-- and confused about this.
Yes.
OK, here's the next one.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
A, she sings a high note and shatters the glass.
[LAUGHTER]
B, she takes off her head and pours soda into the cups.
[LAUGHTER]
She takes off the scarf and parachutes out of the window.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, man.
I'm just going to stick with C.
Yes, OK.
What are you doing?
Oh.
I'm going to say A.
I mean, what is that commercial?
What's it for?
Do we know?
[LAUGHTER]
All right, let's see.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
I was wondering how they were going to drink it,
and that's how.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHS]
God.
Well, if you haven't started drinking already,
then now is the time.
[LAUGHTER]
No.
Here's the next one.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BUZZING]
What happens next?
The robot makes out with the man.
The man steals a car and drives over the robot.
The robot pulls the man's underwear over his head.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm going with C all the way.
C.
I'm going to agree with you with C.
Yeah.
I think C is going to happen.
Yeah.
He wishes she'd make out with him.
Right.
That's what he's thinking what's going to happen.
[LAUGHTER]
And I think it's too violent to say that the robot drives.
OK, let's see.
[BUZZING]
Well.
That was pretty violent.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh.
Here's good news.
This is the last one.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
What happens, like, she faints then turned into water?
She falls on the man behind her ripping off his suit.
She sneezes so loud everyone's head pops off.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
I could go with C again.
Yeah, with the weird things that have been going,
I think C is probably the most reasonable answer.
It seems like people that do commercials
like people's heads to pop off.
Yeah.
That was quite a surprise with the RC Cola.
Yeah.
OK, let's see.
[GASPING]
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
Wow.
OK, no need to tally the points.
We both won.