- Who makes more money?
Hey guys, Tessa here.
And I am here with... Brizzy in person!
Yay! I am very excited
yes,
And get your vaccines.
If you can, because then you can be in person
with your friends.
Let's get to the business of this video.
Actually. No, we have other things to tell you,
today
we are going to be filming a truth or drink.
I'm going to be drinking.
Brizzy is going to be drinking, not alcohol.
- Not alcohol, I don't
Drink. So it will be something spicy, hot sauce.
Maybe
- Please drink your alcohol and your hot sauce responsibly.
- What?
today is the day it's May 21st
time for our big
announcement.
- Let's talk about the podcast,
and Finally reveal the true
So
We fully intended to bring back fantastic geeks
early 2020, but then January of last year
our podcast network dropped us
and they were the ones who originally approached us
asked us if we wanted to start a podcast
and helped us create fantastic geeks.
- We didn't know
if we were going to even continue the podcast at all.
- We're like, how do we even do this?
- How do we do this ourselves?
But we know how much you guys love the podcast.
How much we love the podcast.
We didn't want the podcast to go away.
So we are continuing the podcast
but we going to be changing things up a bit.
- Yeah,
- spicing it up
- next level.
So first the podcast has a new name
- the new name of our podcast is...
Drum roll. "Too Much To Watch."
- There is so much incredible content out right now.
So we're going to help you either help you
- every week
We're going to be telling you a movie and a TV show to
watch probably the first episode of the TV show.
And then the week after we are going to talk about it.
So it's kind of like our own little version of a book club
but with TV's and movies, but we could be watching anything
from Marvel movies to reality TV shows,
our teaser is up
right now.
Same place.
If you were subscribed to our podcast before you are still
subscribed to our podcast.
Now, anywhere that you can get your podcasts
the teaser is up now.
- And the first episode is coming on Monday.
Set your calendars, new episodes every Monday
- Monday.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Ready? Ready?
Ready? I'm going to be drinking Jameson
- And just going to guess, I'm going to be drinking
a Chilean habanero.
We've got our friend Lizzie here to read us the questions.
Sound proof lizz
go give her a follow,
- go subscribe.
Ready? Fred.
- What? We have to do it first.
Don't we only do it when we have to know this.
- No no This is the warmup warmup shot.
I hate my life.
- All right.
I'm ready.
Feeling warm, feeling ready?
- Okay. We'll start with an easy one.
Do you watch all of each other's videos?
- Ooh, almost, but I'm sure not always,
I'm not a hundred percent, but I try to,
- I feel like I watch a lot of them, unless it's something
that I just do not like.
Cause sometimes you do cartoons that I have not seen
or do not know.
And if you're doing like all these cartoons
from this one cartoon, I'm like, I don't know the reference
here. So I don't know if this is good or not, or also
I don't know if it's going to be interesting
to me cause I've never seen this.
So those probably, but like I usually watch most of them
- if I don't it's cause I forget, I'm like, oh good.
- What hair color do you like the best of
on the other person?
- I mean, you look so good right now.
I think this, this hair I'm in my flop era.
Don't look at me right now.
- I don't know.
Blonde feels most you
- I agree.
- Do you think Joe is hot? And
If Tessa weren't dating him, would you take him?
- No
No, and no.
Not my type.
(laughing)
- Would you ever date any of Brizzy's exes?
(hysterical laughing)
- No I wold not, We have very different tastes so
That's helpful because we never liked the same people.
Also. I was dating Joe the whole time
so that we never even ran into that problem.
(laughing)
- Did you actually like Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes
of Grindelwald?
or did WB pay you to say good things about it?
- I loved it.
- Listen,
WB did not pay us to say anything about Wizarding world
- They paid us in trips but
also didn't tell us to say anything
Nice.
- Yeah,
- we totally could have been influenced in bias
- Right, right.
and whatever, but it's not like we were saying anything.
Exactly. It was like if there was a bias that
was cause of us.
- On that topic... Who makes more money?
- Probably me.
- Yeah. It has to be.
You have so many more subscribers than me.
- Who is the most attractive?
- To who?
- Hello, to everyone!
- Not to Joe,
- I mean Joe is, Joe is a lesbian.
You, look at your face, everyone knows everyone will agree.
- I disagree.
- Have you ever watched porn?
- Ever?
- Yeah.
- I mean, I I've consumed it in many ways.
- In many ways.
- How many other ways are there to see porn?
- There's many ways.
I never said it I watched it on purpose.
I said I'm watching it
- There's V.R.
but I've watched many just for the plot.
(laughing)
- What is your strangest
or most embarrassing sexual experience?
- I think all my friends know mine
(laughing) (cursing)
- Okay.
- Who is more relevant?
- I think it's pretty even right now,
I think I've slowed down to a point
Like we get the same views right now.
- Nah it's me, Hazel
Bitch
They love Hazel, district.
It's not me.
If you're going by YouTube
then it's you,
YouTube, internet., a hundred percent
You, were talking about like relevant. Hazel.
She's on a whole different level.
She's amazing.
She deserves it.
But like she's not real.
So maybe you're more relevant.
We'll keep going.
- I think it evens out.
But you might be right.
- Brizzy, are you single?
- Yes.
- And if so, Tessa
why do you think Brizzy isn't dating anyone?
- I mean the easiest to be the pandemic.
The more layered if we're talking about ogres, she just
hasn't found the right person that jives with her yet.
Everyone, Come on down.
It's like, yes, she's here.
But don't harass.
- Who is the most famous person you've ever hooked up with?
- Not hooked up with a famous person but I've...
(cursing)
(bleep)
(hysterical laughing)
- Oh God, no one famous.
- That's okay.
(bleep)
- We're not putting that in
- Have you ever had a sex dream about the other person?
- No.
- Yep
I have.
It was great.
You were good.
- At least it was good.
- What's the most money you've ever made from a brand deal?
- $50,000.
- Whoa.
- It was an ongoing thing.
It wasn't like a one and done
- just can't remember ,
so we're gonna take a little baby one.
Yeah. I don't know.
But a good job.
That's awesome.
That's amazing.
- What was the last thing that made you cry?
- Oh, this YouTuber who put down her dog instead
of re-homing him after he bit her kid.
- I cry every day
but that's just because I'm emotional and I cry a lot.
Oh, Joe always mentions this and it makes me cry.
If a dog or a cat was born
on the same day as you that's
like really special.
- what do you envy the most about each other?
- Oh my God.
Everything.
- singing voice.
- Oh my God, thank you!
- Are you growing sick of making YouTube videos?
Have you ever thought about quitting YouTube?
- Growing sick of having to come up with ideas and stuff
like running out of ideas
- when like your views are down
It's one of those things where you're just like
do people even care anymore?
Should I even keep doing stuff like on this channel?
- Yeah.
- Who would you rather date Jake Paul or Logan Paul?
- Oh no.
- There's no more options
- Or Gregory Paul.
The dad.
- Oh, I would, I would choose Logan over
Jake is Jake is like my worst nightmare.
I think that's an easy choice.
Easy choice Logan,
But never in a million years.
- Which one of you could get the most guys
or the most girls at the bar?
- OHH IT'S ME!
- Girls for sure and I'd put guys for sure 'cause you're
way more approachable, people like talking to you.
- No, but your face, guys love you.
- But no one talks to me.
- Yes they do.
- Do you think the other person would be a good parent?
- Yeah.
- Yes.
Yeah.
- It's a big decision.
(inaudible)
My god you're not feeding your kids.
Like green beans,
I don't f***king know what beans to feed my kids.
- Uh huh.
- Do an impersonation of each other.
- Say, say something you say a lot.
- I love Harry Potter.
- (mimicking) I love Harry Potter
- That's so good.
That was
- Hey guys, Tessa here.
And I, I don't know.
but you have to do an impression on me.
- Oh, what a world. It's me, Brizzy
- (Mimicking) Oh, what a world. It's me...
Oh my God.
I'm so drunk.
This isn't fair.
Oh my God.
I can't.
Oh my God.
No like, oh, she's so iconic.
- Who was the most embarrassing TV or movie character
that you've ever fantasized about?
- The first person
That I was ever in love with was Turk from Tarzan.
So I feel like it would be her.
- first, first crush first
any inkling of, of, of legally feelings was Legolas
but I don't think that's embarrassing.
- remember when they were all together
- He going to cut all of this out.
- I am Sorry.
- That's the end of the end of the video.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
Make sure that you subscribe to Brizzy.
- And click the links in the description.
- I Love Harry Potter, you think I don't love Harry Potter?
- All right, bye!
(outro music)