Aaaah!
-Aw! -Aw, man. Still too much gravity.
Be patient, guys. Our new indoor trampoline will be here soon!
Right! All we have to do is ask the Landlord at the exact right time
and when he's in the exact right mood.
[Angela] That's a lot of exacts!
-When exactly is that going to be? -[happy whistling]
There he is - happily whistling, cheerful strut?
I think the right time is right now!
[laughter]
Ooh! And his lady love Ms. Vanthrax is here, too!
-This is it! -All right.
Ugh! You're still not ready to go out?
The sandwich shop is going to run out of bread before we get there!
Maybe I want to go somewhere else for food, for once in my long life.
[Landlord] Come on! Hat-throwing is just rude.
Well, this doesn't bode well for the trampoline dreams.
♪ Wa-oah! ♪
OK, Tom. Keep an eye out for the Landlord and Ms. Vanthrax.
We got them together, so if they're having couple trouble, we have to fix it!
Is that the rule? Because I am no expert at fixing romance.
Well, you don't have to be.
Check out the Just Us And Other Couples couples retreat.
It has great reviews. Like this one.
"Five stars - don't retreat from this couples' retreat!"
Look at this. "Five stars - this relationship-saver saved my marriage!"
"Five stars - I'm married to the last reviewer!"
OK, this is awesome!
We just have to make them go to this, and we'll be in trampoline city!
Now!
Hey, guys. Nice night, huh?
Say, what do you think about couples retreats?
What? Honey, let's go around the weirdos.
It's just that me and Tom are going to one, but we have four tickets.
We need a couple to go with us.
We know it's a lot to ask, but we promise it'll be fun!
Sounds like you want to make a deal. We'll help you.
-Woo-hoo! -But if the retreat is not fun,
you'll pay an extra month's rent.
-Deal handshake on it? -A whole extra month?
-We're going to have to-- -I'll speak for Tom. Deal!
-Ah! Ooh! -And...
Instead of waiting for Tom and Angela to woo the Landlord,
-I've solved our problem the easy way. -Yes!
-Woo-hoo! -With Bounce-In-A-Can!
A spray that makes any surface bouncy.
Whoa. Now the Landlord doesn't have to say we can have a trampoline!
Because he'll never know.
-[Ben chuckles] -Hm.
Aaaaah!
[crash]
[laughing] It's everything I trampo-dreamed!
I'll never get bored of this!
Oh, no. I'm bored. I need more.
-Hm. -Isn't this the Fun Museum?
Not on the third weekend of every other month!
That's when I rent this place for the couples retreat!
I'm Dr. Internet Doctor, but you can call me... Dr. Love Doctor.
A video doctor? I'm not impressed.
Woah, woah, woah!
I'm sensing some real break-up vibes here.
Please step in the Romance-A-Tron for a scan.
The Romance-A-Tron gives a couple a score,
ranging from "Easy Breezy" to "Big Trouble."
That way, we know how much work we have to do.
What? "Trouble Couple?"
Wow! We came here for us, but you seem to need help, too!
It's not you, it's probably me. Also you, though.
-Ha! We did it! -Yes!
That trampoline is ours!
Now, let's get you evaluated.
Oh, no. We only came here to help them.
But you know what, Angela, why not? One "Easy Breezy" couple, coming right up!
What? "Big Trouble" couple?
Ooh. Just as I suspected, but don't worry.
If a five-star-reviewed love doctor can't help you, no one can!
To fix a relationship, you must learn to cooperate.
Let's see how well you build a table together.
-Huh. It's not even real wood. -Ooh, very good.
-Hmm. That's big trouble. -Huh?
So, let's play some board games with really frustrating rules!
You can't move to the Magenta Region! Are you an idiot?
-Congratulations! -Ha-ha!
-[whistling] -"Lose all my points?"
-OK. Those are the rules! -Really? That's how you're gonna...?
-OK. Interesting. -Huh?
Couples need to experience each other at their worst,
and there's nothing worse than running late to the airport.
[tires screech]
Left, left, left, left. Go left!
-Your other left! What's wrong with you? -Excellent!
[both laugh]
-Make a right! Now, make a left! -And... parked!
-Looks like we're making this flight. -I'm afraid it's worse than I thought.
-But we've been doing so well! -You really think so?
I can't believe we thought our biggest problem was a trampoline.
-[boing, boing] -Ginger, what were you talking about?
-There's no unhatched dinosaur egg there. -I know!
I told you there was so you'd leave
while I sprayed Bounce-In-A-Can all over this room!
-[Ginger laughing] -You used it all? What have you done?
Something incredible!
Watch!
-Wow! Woo! -Oh no!
He's made the garage far too bouncy!
He's coated every surface, so there's no place to land!
If we don't do something, he'll keep springing in this tramp-o-loop... forever!
Aaa! Ooh!
-[whizz, crash] -Oh, no.
Tom, what are we doing?
The Romance-A-Tron must have made a mistake. We'll go and get a better score.
But this time, just think nice things about me while it's on! Will you?
You think I was the reason it said we were in big trouble?
Well, it wasn't me! OK, now, how do I turn on the--
-[gasp] -[♪ Jingle Bells]
The Romance-A-Tron is made of Christmas lights and a noise maker?
Whoa, Tom, look. Every single report says "Big Trouble Couple!"
It looks like the real issue here is that this retreat is a scam!
Aaaah!
[Ben] Almost got it.
A little more.
We did it! Ginger! Bounce through the door!
We'll have to guide him. Get ready, Hank.
What we're about to do is extremely dangerous!
You guys, we have to admit something.
We brought you here so you'd stop fighting, but we made a huge mistake!
-None of this is real! Look! -What is this?
It's a classic "bait and trick people into thinking they need relationship help."
It's a con! Let's scram!
Going so soon?
Yeah, cos we found out the truth, Dr. Not-A-Love-Doctor.
-Oh, I see. Well, that's fine. -Really? We can just go?
Sure! Just as soon as you've given me a five-star review.
[Angela] Is that what you do?
Force couples to give you a good review so they can leave?
Angela, we don't have much of a choice here. We have do what he --
Run!
Five stars!
Five stars?
-It's hopeless! There's no way out! -There is one.
I'm sorry, everyone. I really try to have an honest online presence.
-Angela, wait! -Tom, we can't stay here forever.
I have a life - and a plant to water!
You don't have a choice!
Angela, this the Fun Museum! You remember how we got out of here the last time?
Five stars?
Sorry, doc. You may have blocked the doors,
but you didn't block the museum's emergency escape slide!
-Oh! -Oh, rats! I didn't know about that.
-Bye! -Woo-hoo!
-One star! -Ha-ha!
-Yeah! -Take that, floating TV man!
So, Tom and Angela.
Remember how you agreed to pay an extra month's rent if this retreat was bad?
-Ugh. Maybe I can sell my teeth. -Yes, you'd better...
NOT do that!
-[both laugh] -Because this retreat was great!
-I fooled you! -What?
We've been fighting for days,
but having a big adventure together reminded us how silly we were being.
Oh, ho-ho! What fun!
Ha-ha-ha! Thank you for that.
Ha-ha-ha.
-Well, I'm a relationship-fixer after all. -Yeah, you are!
But it's too bad we never got our-- Wait a minute.
-[whistling happily] -Happy whistling, cheerful strut?
It's the exact right time to ask for that trampoline!
-Guys, guys! -Hey! Wait!
-Did you do it? Did you save me? -Only if I calculated our angles right.
Geometry, don't fail me now!
Wow! You really came through for everyone, Tom.
Yeah. I can already hear the guys all screaming with excitement!
Aaagghhh!
Ugh!
-Everybody, look what I-- -Agh!
Get it away! I don't want to bounce anymore!
-I want my mommy! -Why would you bring this here, Tom?
Yeah. Get rid of this monstrosity! What's wrong with you?
Uh, what did I do?