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i'm here with Zach Noe Towers with a new segment we're calling tick tock it or tick knock it
tell us a little about yourself um i'm a bottom verse stand-up comedian
originally from the midwest what are you looking at i was because we you and i were redefining
bottom first which i say bottom verse means um oh well i'm a bottom but i will top under extreme
directions and i will never call you yes it's kind of like the axe behind the in case of emergency
smash so i've purchased a bunch of stuff so i i you you don't think you're like addicted to things
yeah yeah yeah it's it's everyone's a 19 year old bisexual everyone's bisexual slang in their their
dong around in basketball shorts there's a lot of dick on tickets a lot of vpl on tick tock all
right so we gotta get to these items all right so i'm gonna show you the video of what the what is
supposed to be okay do you look at that camera you should look at this one okay i'm good at topping
i've gotten compliments can you say to this camera i'm good at topping
are you trying to convince us for yourself if um yes
um no i just know i know my brand is bottom and i've had guys reach out
who've been like you're a great talk i'm like thank you please tweet that do they
they don't tweet it they have jobs all right here we go so these are
gloves heated gloves what if this is for murdering people
these girls okay these gloves actually okay themselves okay i this is a a must-have for
any southern california resident when the temperature dips below 70 degrees you need
these puppies all right so let's see them okay all right so yes i'm wearing nails
by the way they don't come with instructions these things take when i say
months oh to get here months when did you order them i ordered these they probably took i ordered
these before it got cold put it that way wow all right so where is there a battery i don't know
they're just supposed to heat themselves they're just gloves what if i what if i pull my gooey
burnt hand out of this glove and then i hope we then like and subscribe
i mean does it feel like it's heating um no like but let's give it a second let's should i do they
need both yeah put on both like what gloves aren't self heating your hands are in them
though okay the video is making it look like they heat up okay squeeze away squeeze them
this is i okay this is acting like they're heated it says heated gloves it does not say gloves
that keep you warm okay no i will say winter outdoor warm thermal touch gloves when i do this
it does get quite warm yeah that's when you do that with
when i create friction these create friction it's a take knock they're not it's a techno
because they're not comfortable either all right take knock sorry gloves
all right i bought these candles because they were so cute
well you know it's going to be good when the packaging is literally falling apart uh
i don't know what to say about this this is dollar store vibes at best this is like the
worst thing at a dollar store this is the thing at the dollar store where you're like
that can't be a dollar it's called an intellectual birthday candle what's that mean here's a video
of the intellectual birthday camp you like light it um we're getting some what if that happens i'll
eat i'll eat the container i mean i if it actually works right so i just don't we're gonna burn the
house down you don't think it'll work you better keep your wig away from it we have three chances
so aim for the middle part oh oh oh oh oh my god oh my god
where's the box
i mean it is singing and you hear that can you guys hear how i'm gonna listen y'all
i mean this is nice that's it and it's tick tock and three of them it came with three
i can't believe in this flimsy ass thing this genius contraption arrived in working order
i would go i would go as far to seek this out
to bring to my next friend's thing yeah this is and then you just
how are you going to stop oh no watch it be watch you can't get it to stop oh no it doesn't stop
i'll either push it
these are male wigs yeah they're male wigs that are sold on tick tock and you're going
to get a tickle out of these so here's the thing each one of these wigs was 45
stop yes i don't have high hopes for these wigs this because this looks like a spirit halloween
but the commercial so what in the so here's what here's how i knew off the bat this was a scam
here it is yes thank you so i'm glad i found this this i guess it's from was from wiki.com
w-i-g-y-y-dot-com wig yy.com this is a picture of my friend conor mckenzie
right he has never he has never done any modeling for these people ever stop and that is allegedly
this wig so jacob i need you to put this image no wait that's his real hair no this is this is a wig
this is a full lace wig that someone made him okay or made for him he put it on like fully
hand-tied wig yeah yeah yeah like a gorgeous 500 wig or something let's see how you look with this
oh am i doing this one yeah with the alleged same wig on no zach put it on put it on i wasn't told
that it'd be a costume budget so i bought one with extra hair this one
has extra i can't i don't even know about it i don't even know if that's the thing maybe
maybe i'm lying about that too and what sucks is like they probably have no customer service
oh it's already falling apart one of the wefts is just falling off of it you see that you see it
see this is a 45 wig wow wait do i have to worry about these at all no they're just combs to keep
to keep it but that's the front that's the front that's the back yeah it's like put the wig on
but like it kind of works this is like okay i'm gonna which
one should i put on the the let's try each on oh my god what is this though
yo i mean did i put it on wrong no it's just they made it wrong this is a bad wig
let's listen to this commercial together shall we all right kitchen knife set from a brand
called vertoku and they are absolutely amazing you can literally cut through anything with these
blades like vegetables frozen foods even tin cans yep the blades are so sharp you can cut through
metal now i'm not a chef myself but i love cooking with these i love it nice to hold and they're not
too heavy but they're not too light either the blades of these knives have beautiful patterns
and they're made from high carbon stainless steel and they're super super sharp the vertoku
website is currently running a 40 off sale so i definitely recommend getting in on that sale
while it's still running i'm a little nervous let's see how much i paid for these you paid 40
off i hope these were oh my god a hundred dollars were a hundred dollars i mean
the knife was just gliding oh oh yeah yeah that's not glide no this is force
i mean it cuts was it very smooth it cuts but it's not like well don't don't cut all the apple
you want to cut some i want to cut with a different knife yeah try to cut try to cut
the cork the actual cork pork the middle part the core and then the cork of an apple um use
this one to compare wait is there an apple is an apple pork it is apple the core apple cork
oh my god we're teaching it's a learning moment you know you think something's
the same so you think it's an apple case palette an apple i'm assuming is c-o-r-o-k
i love it i love it nope not an apple corer got it all right every day the apple core
okay use this one okay and then you wanna so okay i wanna try to test these out okay
so this is the ikea knife purchased how long ago two months two months ago
okay that was not easy it was smooth now with this no which one we haven't used the meat cleaver
it's that is smoothie and i just got to look right through the core and that was pretty smooth
i got to give it to them these are good knives i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead and take take it
take i'll take taco chips market it as a magic staff like a like magical thing i can't find
the yeah what it did was almost magically put a ball bearing into my eyeball so i opened it up
i'm scared and it just exploded i will say this i was on all fours not doing
what you think i was doing push-ups and which is literally what no one thought you'd be there
you're right i was like you know what i'm so oh my god i'm like actually nervous around it it's
like it's not gonna i'm not gonna which way does it it goes out of the this part it literally he
took it out and it shot into what it's about to do at my face oh my god they are really
i mean this works exactly how they say it works
not smooth but what you're doing i miss me okay do you want to try it are you are you still nervous
i'm a little nervous but i'll do it okay well i get that it comes out i might get the bottom part
no let it go
oh god that is a weapon
shot across them
zach okay obviously you said nothing about hold it entirely
i said hold it tight now that's me topping i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead
and take time out they're talking because even though i can hear it i'll take tacos
all right now on to the big ticket items can you grab that please okay this is crazy so this is
crazy this is let's talk about how much this cost wait let me guess
uh 210 this was 388 dollars in the 52 cent this is a person this is a quote
personal air purifying shield so crazy this is supposed to be like a a mask alternative thing is
this should be fun um for a facial it would last oh yeah but you don't but then you don't get any
of the good stuff i know but then you get to see it the worst part about facials is you can't see
it because your eyes are closed it's like you're playing with this with that [ __ ] going on or is
my hoodie i'm trying to clinch it click click you in it it smells like plastic okay otter already
that's an issue there's power involved
i feel like i'm with one of those cat backpacks can you hear me okay so it comes with this
which you have to okay here's what's upsetting about it it doesn't come with a power source
like you have to buy your own battery that's crazy put your hand in there
no
wow so you can touch your face oh just the right no i have two this is awful
like what t-rex chernobyl monster am i right now okay so this one is very like a modern
fence fencer so this one i bought these guys to go in yeah you put your head in there it's like
a drawback like you're like it's wait like this no this can't be right i think it's upside down
now how does this one feel i don't like that it's it's like i need it rest i need something here can
it move back like this the first drag queen on the moon i feel like it is i don't feel the air in my
like in my nostrils i don't know what the air is doing but like and again for hundreds of dollars
it should not be fogging i don't know what else to say it shouldn't fog but this one is more
comfortable than the other one the other one feels like you have a plastic backpack on your head all
right let's see if i can wear this one i'm gonna get make like i'm i'm leaning back yeah to not put
makeup on yeah if i work my face and the fact that this is about my face like if i like if i
yeah this was a bad investment i can definitely say in terms of doing their job i'm gonna take
not this one okay and i'm going to this one i'm going to take talking i'm going to take knock
both of them well that's because you don't like the concept but this does do everything it says
but it doesn't support it felt it didn't feel supportive it felt very front heavy it felt
very leaning on my forehead instead of like the back of my head but also i think there's
something there looking at myself is like look at all right so i mean thank you for joining us
for tick tock it or take knock it if you guys like this i will keep buying stuff on tick tock
the top talk of the week is the birthday the birthday campaign yeah they were
who created this i mean this exceeded every expectation i will say this be careful there
is a like a firework element to this ver like it wasn't a big flame yeah it wasn't just a
flame it was a spark yes with like gunpowder they were pyrotechnics yeah oh oh whoa whoa oh my god
oh my oh but then it opens and it [ __ ] plays every birthday i mean go the [ __ ] off
i wonder how long it would have played happy birthday for all right so guys listen please
remember to like and subscribe thank you so much for coming on this journey um where can they find
you uh zach noe towers everywhere and maybe can we put on the screen yeah and that's n-o-e-n-o-e
um what's your main thing tick-tock youtube instagram um
twitter twitter yeah do twitter do twitter or instagram or all why not do all of them treat
yourself do them all but you have some very great tweets thank you yeah yeah and i talk sometimes
some times if you would like a once-in-a-lifetime upsetting experience please if you want the
most confusing three minutes of your life order exactly tick tock for a limited time
all right peace everyone they said they aren't paying me for this unless i put this wig on it
wait now i'm kind of scared give me five is that give me five
this wig is cursed for sure i feel like i should put it like a curse first curse first i should
put it in a frame or something like this is legendary you should put it in a dumpster
but enough about your [ __ ]
like and subscribe god damn it all right