(pop music)
♪ Okay, guess who's back ♪
♪ Back again ♪
♪ Shady's back ♪
♪ Tell a friend ♪
♪ Now everyone report to the dance floor ♪
♪ To the dance floor, to the dance floor ♪
♪ Now everyone report to the dance floor, alright stop ♪
♪ Pajama time ♪
♪ Come here little kiddies, on my lap ♪
♪ Guess who's back with a brand new rap ♪
♪ And I don't mean rap, as in a new case ♪
♪ Of child molestation accusation aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys ♪
♪ What else could I possibly do to make noise ♪
♪ I done touched on everything ♪
♪ But little boys ♪
♪ And that's not a stab at Micheal, that's just a metaphor ♪
♪ I'm just psycho ♪
♪ I go a little bit crazy sometimes ♪
♪ I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes ♪
♪ Good God, dip, do a little slide ♪
♪ Bend down, touch your toes and just glide ♪
♪ Up the center of the dance floor ♪
♪ Like T-P for my bung hole and it's cool if you let one go ♪
♪ Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it ♪
♪ Give a little "poot poot", it's OK ♪
♪ Oops my CD just skipped ♪
♪ And everyone just heard you let one rip ♪
♪ Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance ♪
♪ Yeah boy shake that thang ♪
♪ Oops I mean girl ♪
♪ Girl girl girl ♪
♪ Now you know you're my world ♪
♪ Alright now lose it aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ Just lose it aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ Go crazy aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ Oh baby aah aah, oh baby baby aah aah ♪
♪ It's Friday and it's my day, chance to party ♪
♪ All the way to Sunday, maybe 'till Monday ♪
♪ I dunno what day ♪
♪ Everyday's just a holiday ♪
♪ Crusin' on the freeway feelin' kinda breezy ♪
♪ Get the top down, let my hair blow ♪
♪ I dunno where I'm goin' ♪
♪ All I know is when I get there ♪
♪ Someones gonna touch my body ♪
♪ Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk ♪
♪ But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work ♪
♪ Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair ♪
♪ Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out, yeah ♪
♪ Now what's your name girl, what's your sign ♪
♪ Man, you must be up out your mind ♪
♪ Dre aah aah, beer goggles, blind ♪
♪ I'm just trying to unwind, now I'm ♪
♪ Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance ♪
♪ Yeah boy shake that thang ♪
♪ Oops I mean girl ♪
♪ Girl girl girl ♪
♪ Now you know you're my world ♪
♪ Alright now lose it aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ Just lose it aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ Go crazy aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ Oh baby aah aah, oh baby baby aah aah ♪
♪ It's Tuesday and I'm locked up, ♪
♪ I'm in jail and I don't know what happened ♪
♪ They say I was running butt naked ♪
♪ Down the street screaming aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ Your honor I'm sorry, I don't remember ♪
♪ All I know is this much, I'm not guilty ♪
♪ They said save it boy, we got you on tape ♪
♪ Telling an old lady to "touch my body" ♪
♪ Now this is the part where the rap breaks down ♪
♪ It gets real tense, no one makes a sound ♪
♪ Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now ♪
♪ The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves ♪
♪ Now step back to reality, ♪
♪ Look it's B Rabbit, you signed me up to battle ♪
♪ I'm a grown man chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba ♪
♪ I don't have any lines to go right here so ♪
♪ Duba duba Teletubie fella's what, fella's yeah ♪
Grab you left, make right one jealous what
♪ Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, ♪
♪ Fat girls, tall girls, small girls, ♪
♪ I'm calling all girls ♪
♪ Everyone report to the dance floor ♪
♪ It's your chance for a little romance or ♪
♪ Butt squeezing it's the season ♪
♪ Just go aah aah aah aah, it's so appeasin' ♪
♪ Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance ♪
♪ Yeah boy shake that thang ♪
♪ Oops I mean girl ♪
♪ Girl girl girl now you know you're my world ♪
♪ Alright now lose it aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ Just lose it aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ Go crazy aah aah aah aah aah ♪
♪ Oh baby aah aah, oh baby baby aah aah ♪
♪ Mm touch my body ♪
♪ Ooh boy just touch my body ♪
♪ I mean girl just touch my body ♪
(pop music)