ooh troy's birthday can we only sing the last two words what happened to the happy birthday part
well you know troy's a jehovah's witness he doesn't celebrate birthday oh really is that
a thing the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus
funny because last week was my birthday nobody noticed and nobody cared you don't remember the
huge party we threw we need to talk about those painkillers you're taking thank you
what a party yeah you still owe me for the keg deposit
oh you think i don't know that yeah troll you're pushing it a bit too far troy come on
making uh pierce think that he's losing his mind or what
keep punching detroit this is how you turn 20. bags of strawberries [ __ ] you let me help you
yes you're ruining the cake my legs not my gender on the chinese calendar troy is a horse like me
no i'm pretty sure i'm a snake i remember because i'm determined self-possessed and mendacious
crappy cake anyways cake maker at a cake store they did it wrong i was 189. then you were born
21 years ago because everyone is 10 for two years because fifth grade is really hard for everyone
mom how many lives have i been living as in the legal drinking age whoa whoa this party
just became unacceptable we're going in i'm taking you to l street ugh oh douche street oh
all right let's hear your great suggestions the red door oh yeah the red door the red hipster
oh my god they're arguing between the cool bar or the hipster bar can we go someplace fun like peg
leg pablos they serve virgin mudslice those are milkshakes shirley virgin mudslides me i'm 19.
i can't get into bars have fun oh no she's being left behind i'll get annie an id count of three
name the least offensive bar you've ever been to one two three four five playing a handful done
flanagan's hole what's this place okay i'm not a disabled i don't need people helping me do normal
things okay i'll beat you there what does he do with that cake he's freaking destroying the whole
thing so she's a drifter okay floater oh she's building a character around here caroline decker
from corpus christi texas howdy y'all i'm caroline decker please don't do that ah dear olympians
that's cajun garbage you gotta work out her texts on accent now she's gonna create a character for
herself now sadly it's the final chapter but it's also the longest and if you play it right
the best you and i we're just two guys now maybe later you'll let me drive your car oh no
i'm not just trying to fit in is he okay not gonna question your id because you're a hot girl
we're good for business the hotter you are the more they'll risk the fine
that's kind of true that is true you know it at least in the places that i've visited before
don't think she's a hot girl hey shirley welcome back you don't know me oh what's the
back story there everybody what kind of past did shirley have where the doorman knows her
by name without even looking at the freaking id i guess we'll get to that can i get you
guys anything oh she's sitting right next to her own picture sweetie water oh where's that accent
from corpus christi texas what are you doing here in town not much i reckon just drifting float oh
my she's gonna give herself up annie you're in the bar you don't have to be from texas anymore
yeah you're already in drop the trade so what are you gonna order for your first legal drink
what should i get whatever you want no wrong answer it's your world now follow your heart
okay my uncle carl played a big role in my life he passed away this year
hmm his favorite drink was a seven and seven don't know it's an awful drink you're better world
what's a high school drink for girls i grew up on a trout farm she's overselling this look at her
did you get the 25th anniversary blu-ray was scorpius half scare and half peacekeeper frel yes
i got starfighter on blu-ray you're a fan of the sci-fi original series farsi can i buy you a drink
okay what is happening is he hitting on him or is just being nerds being friends
you got somebody really very funny punk get out of my way do you need help man oh you'd like that
wouldn't you pierce's turning of the tables oh my god pierce is so crooked and bitter now
he's more of an angry old man than usual ever since he's been um
in that chair back in corpus christi they call me capricious caroline look
at her shoes what's capricious man too busy living life to be learning five dollar words
she's so crazy i like it though at most what you want two drops of spring water
lord do they have the rules to high maintenance poser drinking on the wall at l street do they
poser drinks they're drinking they're gonna turn troy off here they're making drinking seem like a
super competition here oh way to show troy the robes shut up l street man they're bitching at
each other a whole lot that woman is a hurricane yeah hurricanes are bad troy i know and creighton
is longing for a planet that no longer exists huh okay hey you're really nursing that beer
why is he trying to get him drunk what do you say we use one to teleport this conversation someplace
a little more private oh yeah he's hitting on him abet doesn't realize it though who how's
he going to handle this so what now i don't know even if i planned it planning's just talking so
much she's going to give herself up momma dylan and he's the one who plans things not me oh
no she got split personalities basically she's got the next 15 years of her life all mapped
out and all she got to do now is just follow it or screw it up actually give me a screwdriver
what am i annie oh oh she's embracing the new character watch the fifth time okay um what's
your name abbott abed robert would you like to have gay sex with me no thank you that you can
sit here this whole time and never pick up on the fact that a man is hitting on you i actually
did pick up on it after a while you actually oh oh i really really like talking about far skate
what battery is depleted oh man oh no he's got to ask for help because his battery ran out in
his chair is it oh my god he's not going to like that pierce is going to lose it what you've been
up to praying for these poor souls in these photographs tell me pictures right there
don't feel bad this makes us like you way more oh she's going to get offended i had some bad
years it's a funny fixer because you act so perfect all the time get on your team relax
sit down it's my birthday give it to me give it to me she's not having a good time at all
oh what a stickler what nothing get out of my way i can't get out of your way oh
we need your help please help me pierce don't like to ask for help hello thank you shirley
welcome jackass you're welcome jackie saying this but can i have a seven and seven it's
on the house happy birthday kid i don't know and he's totally wasted over there you know
when hobbit is drinking away his sorrows of not being able to talk about that old film
oh he's not gonna want it because he's gonna see that everybody is just miserable the more they
drink you know i'm not a drinker i've never drank never been drunk in my life and when i used to go
to the barns with my friends i never drank but i still had a good time oh my god look at that
really was she that much of a party animal you try i think i owe you a birthday
i'm cool i always want to drive this thing this is my car
don't crash it i'm not gonna crash it crazy troy go to sleep i'll go this seems a really dark chap
during our group story yeah pretty much the red door is on l street l street has a red
hey it's the same part he's losing it and it's the same bar
she probably was around friday nights which is lean you wish stop
and i just found out that you guys are just as dumb as me
the dory yeah weird night huh yeah alcohol makes people sad but i did it because i didn't want to
be me i'm not sure who i am she wanted to be free she's still learning who she is i know you now
you're annie you like puzzles and little monsters on your pencil and some guy named mark ruffalo
you expect everybody to be better than who they are and okay which is cool
okay getting hungry getting a little close everybody just got a little bit drunk
nobody did anything that bad right oh my god
comment below if you've ever been in this situation dot op ed's in what are we doing
yeah in a car while other people are making out i have i flew off the handle earlier i apologize
they were making out i bet how did you say that why would you do it in front of me i'm
not a coat rack no one likes a tattletail oh okay happy birthday troy troy being the moral
compass for the group here now oh look at him he's a man now he's 21. big smile on his face
what a different kind of episode this was oh wow because he's okay right what are they doing
157 we did it 157 shirts hurry i think it's a girl left side or right side
tell me when i'm close okay well that was a fun episode not like overly hilarious not a whole lot
of jokes but enough to make you chuckle and laugh in a few few good moments um annie with a split
personality everybody realizing that the different persona comes out of them when they're drunk
troy's seen it change his path he's like i don't need to get loaded drunk on my birthday
pretty cool anyways comment below let me know what you thought of it if you got any enjoyment
be sure to like button peace on everybody peace peace see you later take care bye