NOW THE CHRISTMAS SEASON IS UPON US TMENT IS RIGHT
HERE AND BECAUSE OF THAT WE THOUGHT WE WOULD CHECK IN ON
SOME OF OUR FAVORITE CELEBRITIES TO HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHO HAS
BEEN NAUGHTY-- SORRY, I NO, ITS-- IS THAT SANTA CLAUS?
THE AUDIENCE OF OUR SHOW?
>> HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
>> James: IS THAT YOU, SANTA CLAUSES.
>> OH, IT IS!
HELLO, EVERYONE!
OH.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IT ST ME, JAMES BUT I'M JUST
HERE TO WATCH THE SHOW.
DON'T MIND ME.
>> James: REALLY?
ISN'T THIS KIND OF A BUSY TIME OF YEAR FOR YOU?
>> OH YES, YES T IS.
VERY BUSY.
I HAVE ONE FREE NIGHT AND I CHOSE TO SPEND IT WATCHING YOU.
>> OH, SANTA CLAUS, THAT IS LOVELY, ISN'T THAT, I TELL YOU
WHAT, IT IS FUNNY THAT YOU ARE HERE.
WE'RE ACTUALLY, THE BIT WE'RE ABOUT TO DO ON THE SHOW, WE'RE
DOING A BIT CALLED NAUGHTY OR NICE WHICH, I MEAN, THAT'S
KIEPPED OF YOUR THING.
I DON'T WANT TO STEP ON YOUR TOWS,-- TOES.
>> ST MY THING, JAMES, AND YOUR THING IS DELIGHTING MILLIONS OF
PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD WITH YOUR FANTASTIC COMEDY, JAMES
CORDEN.
>> James: OH.
>> YOU ARE GOING TO DO SO WELL.
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH YOU, YOUNG MAN.
>> James: OH, SANA, THAT MEANS A GREAT DEAL TO ME, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
WELL THEN, OKAY, THIS IS-- OKAY, WELL, THE CHRISTMAS SEASON IS
UPON US AND BECAUSE OF THAT WE THOUGHT WE WOULD CHECK IN ON
SOME OF OUR FAVORITE CELEBRITIES TO SEE WHO HAS BEEN NAUGHTY AND
WHO HAS BEEN NICE.
NAUGHTY OR NICE.
♪.
>> HO HORKS HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
>> James: OKAY.
>> HO, HO, HO, THIS IS GOING TO BE GOD!
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO HO-HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT-- LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SANTA JAMES' LIST.
>> OH, SANTA JAMES!
HO, HO, HO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY NAME.
HO, HO, I'M SANTAR CLAUSE, HE'S SANTA JAMES!
WONDERFUL!
HO, HO, HO, HO.
>> James: SANTA, YOU HAVE A VERY, A VERY DISTINCT LAUGH.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JAMES.
SOME PEOPLE EVEN SAY I SHAKE LIKE A BOWL OF JELLY.
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU GOT QUITE A BIG BOWL OF JELLY
YOURSELF!
>> James: OH SURE, YEAH.
>> WE'RE BOTH VERY CHUBBY.
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
>> James: WELL, THANK YOU, SANTA, WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE,
WE REALLY DO.
IT'S JUST NOT-- NOT A BIG DEAL, I JUST, IF YOU COULD-- IF YOU
COULD SAVE YOUR LAUGHTER FOR THE JOKES, THAT WOULD BE, DO YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN, JUST AFTER THE SWROAK, THAT WOULD BE GREAT, IS
THAT OKAY?
>> OF COURSE, JAMES, I'M SORRY, I WILL WAIT TO LAUGH UNTIL
THE-- THE PUNCH LINE.
>> James: OKAY, OKAY, IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE.
NAUGHTY OR NICE, NOW FIRST UP, RYAN GOSLING, OKAY.
NOW HE MAY HAVE WOWED US PLAYING NEIL ARMSTRONG IN THE MOVIE
"FIRST MAN" BUT DID YOU KNOW HE IS ACTUAL THREE ON THE NAUGHTY
LIST IT IS BECAUSE APPARENTLY ON THE SET, HE WAS ACTING LIKE A
REAL ASS-TRONAUT.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE).
>> James: AND ASS-TRONAUT.
YOU CAN LAUGH THERE, SANTA, IF YOU.
>> I'M SORRY, JAMES, I THOUGHT YOU SAID TO LAUGH AT THE FUNNY
PARTS.
>> James: RIGHT, THAT WAS, THAT WAS IT, THAT WAS THE FUNNY
PART.
>> OH, HO, HO, HO, HO.
HO, HO, HO, HO, VERY FUNNY.
>> James: OKAY, YOU DONE NEED TO DO THAT.
SANTA, IT'S FINE.
>> HO, HO, HO, HO.
>> James: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
SO SAMUEL L. JACKSON, NOW HE MAY HAVE PLAYED SOME ICONIC BAD
GUYS, BUT WHAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW-- SORRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
SANTA WHAT ARE YOU DOING 1234 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WELL, I'M JUST TAKING SOME PICTURES WITH YOUR WONDERFUL
AUDIENCE, JAMES.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I BELIEVE THEY'RE CALLED
SELF-IES JGZ OKAY, RIGHT, NOW IS REALLY NOT THE TIME FOR THIS,
OKAY.
IT'S NOT THE TIME, ARE YOU ACTUALLY, HONESTLY, ARE YOU
BEING A BIT RUDE.
YOU'RE BEING A BIT RUDE.
>> JAMES, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE-- HOLD ON A SECOND.
UH-HUH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NO, I'M AT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," CAN I
TALK, YEAH, GO AHEAD.
RIGHT W JAMES CORDEN.
JAMES CORDEN.
AH.
>> James: OKAY, THAT SHALL-- SANTA, THIS HAS TO STOP,
OKAY, SANTA CLAUS, ALL RIGHT, YOU CANNOT-- YOU ARE NOT
ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO HAVE YOUR PHONE ON HERE, SO YOU ARE BEING
VERY DIS-- YOU CAN EITHER SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP OR YOU CAN
LEAVE, ALL RIGHT, OKAY?
>> OOOOH.
>> YOU WANT SANTA TO LEAVE?
>> James: WELL YES, JUST BECAUSE-- JUST BECAUSE ARE YOU
SANTA IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN RUIN THE ENTIRE SHOW FOR
EVERYBODY ELSE, ALL RIGHT?
>> OH MY.
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FOOLISH OLD MAN.
I AM SORRY, JAMES.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A BOTHER.
I SHOULD ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE DONE WITH SILLY OLD SANTA CLAUS
TOO.
>> NO!
YOU STILL LOVE SANTA CLAUS?
>> (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: DON'T ENCOURAGE, DON'T ENCOURAGE.
>> WAIT A SECOND, LISTEN, WHY DON'T ALL OF YOU JOIN ME FOR A
SLEIGH RIDE TO THE NORTH POLE RIGHT NOW!
>> (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WHAT?
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> COME WITH ME.
COME WITH ME!
COME WITH ME.
>> James: WAIT, WAIT WHAT IS-- NO, SANTA, YOU CANNOT TAKE
THE AUDIENCE FROM THE-- GUYS, STAY IN YOUR SEATS.
EVERYBODY, STAY IN YOUR SEATS, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, IT'S AN
OUTRAGE.
REGGIE!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? REG, WE NEED YOU FOR THE-- WE'LL BE
RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." GUYS!
PLEASE, EVERYBODY SIT DOWN!
EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN!
>> HO, HO, HO.
>> James: EVERYBODY SIT DOWN.
>> HO, HO, HO.