So George used to have his office.
His bungalow was literally right outside of our stage right
here.
How long were you there?
Seven years at the bungalow.
In the bungalow.
And we were excited that you were our neighbor.
And we could never get you on the show.
We tried desperately to get him.
We did so many different things to him.
Here's a little bit of what we did
to try to get him over here.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I found out that George Clooney's bungalow
is right outside this door.
At some point, he's going to show up, right?
He's got to.
I'm going to spray this basketball
with supermodel perfume.
We've set up a camera and a trap.
Not a trap.
Then George comes out.
And grabs-- thinks he can.
[LAUGHTER]
It doesn't work!
We're not kidding around.
We're trying to catch him.
We had a couple of donkeys that we brought in.
Go get George, Wanda.
All right.
You can do it.
If anybody can do it, you can do it.
All right.
Look at this!
You want that nice little flu shot?
How about a colonoscopy?
Push these in front of George's door,
and leave that, and stand there like that, will you?
Hello.
Dolly Parton and I were just in the neighborhood.
Victoria's Secret models.
Lets bring out all 50 Miss America contestants.
Ladies, we need George Clooney.
Get a bunch of Chippendales.
We're going to do it.
And we're going to say it's from you.
Make one a blond.
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
Now, please, for the love of God, come to me,
George Clooney.
Then we finally-- we got you here.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah, we lost a few interns on that.
I know.
And it wasn't too much longer after that that we got you
here.
But it's been years since.
And now, there's somebody else in that office.
So I thought it would be fun if you and I go over there.
Because they'd be thrilled--
And disturb them.
Yes, because they'd be thrilled to see you.
Oh, I'm sure.
They would.
Come on.
Let's go.
We're going to go to the bungalow.
[APPLAUSE]
All right.
Let's go.
All right.
Where we going?
We're going this way.
All right.
They don't know we're coming in, by the way.
No.
So it looks like it's Sue Kroll's office, who
I used to work for.
So if she's there, you'll recognize her.
Well, hopefully.
Should we just go in, see what happens?
Yeah, let's not knock, or anything.
Hey, guys.
Hi.
How's it going?
Hi, we're looking for sue?
Is she here?
Or anybody.
That used to be my office over there.
Oh, yeah.
Who's in this office now?
Is that Sue?
This is Dan Molloy.
And Sue's over here.
Hi, Sue.
Hi, Sue!
How are you?
Hi.
We're just looking back at my old office.
What a beautiful office.
They have really cleaned this place up.
Yeah, ours, we had like a--
it was very different.
You have art.
But we have other art to bring you.
Can we get some art in here?
Oh, we've got some-- yeah, we wanted to hang some stuff up.
This is the George, of course.
So let's put it over here.
[APPLAUSE]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
It's probably going to be better in Sue's office.
But-- that's from--
[INAUDIBLE]
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah, no, that would be before then, unfortunately.
Yeah, I was sexiest boy alive, at that point.
OK.
You look a little like Elvis right there.
Well--
And then I'll put mine next to you.
All right.
I love the golf shot.
Thanks.
Oh, yeah, this is the special one.
Tell her about this one.
Well, this is by a very--
[APPLAUSE]
--up and coming artist.
She's one of three.
Triplets.
She gave that to her mother for Mother's Day.
But she's now considered one of the great artists.
One of the best--
[LAUGHTER]
So we're promoting Catch-22.
Stay there, George.
Yeah.
I'm going to throw 22 things at you.
OK.
And we'll see if you can catch all 22.
All right?
[LAUGHTER]
Six
See?
That was a lousy toss.
8, 9, 10, 11.
Whose book is that?
No, not that one.
That's going to hurt.
That's going to leave a mark.
Now what?
Now I'm in trouble.
Now, sign the Batman movie.
Oh, this one hurts.
See, now, this hurts bad.
I was the only Batman to have nipples.
A lot of people don't know--
I had nipples.
I did not know that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, they were huge.
Weren't they, Sue?
You were actually involved in that, weren't you?
Yes.
Why was he the only one to have nipples?
Because, after that, you could have no more nipples after my--
don't do that.
Don't do that.
That's going to hurt like hell.
Those are--
[INAUDIBLE]
Nice.
[LAUGHTER]
We have to go now.
Thank you, Sue.
Well, thank you.
That's so sweet.
I'll take a chair.
I'm going to--
[INAUDIBLE]
I'll just take a chair.
I'll push you out.
Oh, good idea.
Sit there.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, this is like--
Hold that.
Hi.
It's going to be a little rough going down the steps.
This is going to hurt.
Oh, it's going to hurt, really.
Bye, Sue!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh!