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-Oh, our first team tonight from the hit show "Riverdale."
It´s "Riverdale" party!
[ Cheers and applause ]
And from Nashville, Tennessee,
it´s the Cyrus party.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh!
All right. Jimmy and Lili, you are up first.
Come on over.
Come on down.
[ Cheers ]
Here´s how the game works.
I will read you the start of an Internet search question,
and then you will fill in the blank.
We have four of... -Use your TV voice.
-...the most popular answers on the board,
and you´ll both type as fast as you can.
We´ll see if any of them match the top four answers.
-All right. -Here´s our first search.
Here´s our first search.
Round one, Jimmy and Lili --
Should I pierce my "blank"?
[ Laughter ]
Is everybody locked in?
-Did I lock it in? -Lock it in.
-Yeah. -It´s a family show.
All right, Jimmy, what did you write?
This is a Website I tried to start and it didn´t take off.
[ Laughter ] -No.
-Tumblr type of thing.
This is called Nipplr. And, uh...
[ Laughter ] -Nipplr?
-Well, I meant to type nipple, but I typed "nipplr."
-Nipplr. [ Laughter ]
-It´s a weather app. -It´s a weather app.
-See it´s the weather app if it´s nippy out.
-See if it´s nippy out. -Yeah, exactly.
-Sure, sure, sure. -It´s a weather app.
-You got to keep abreast of the weather.
-All right, Lili -- -Thank you.
-What did you type? -I mean, I am strategic.
So, you know, I did with what I thought would be
the right answer.
[ Laughter ]
So I -- -Oh, my God.
The sarcasm is insane. Wow.
-I did nose. -Nose.
Nose and nipplr, let´s see them.
Whoa!
Got nipples and nose! You got it!
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All righty. -You got it.
-See? -Rigged.
-Nipplr, man. -Nipplr.
-Free the nipplr. Free the nipplr.
-Free the nipplr.
Miley, how are you, my love?
-I´m great, how are you?
Once again, most popular word to complete the search --
Should I pierce my "blank"?
-You´re asking me? -Yes.
-Remember -- -This is bad.
This is a family show.
-All right, so my first one is out the window.
-Right. -What other things?
-So is your second and third.
-All right, I have to go to, like, my fifth answer.
-Yes. -But do I say it out loud?
-[ Laughing ] Yes. -Okay, it´s --
-Yeah, say it to yourself. -I´ll say tongue.
-Tongue. Should I pierce my tongue?
-That´s good. -Let´s see tongue.
[ Buzzer ] -Boom!
-That´s a fail. -That´s a fail.
-I bet my real one would have been good.
-I bet it would have been. -Yeah.
You can whisper it to me later.
Noah, how are you? -Good, how are you?
-What is the answer? Should I pierce my what?
-Should I pierce my ears? -Ears!
-Yes, of course! -Let´s see ears.
Ears.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Yes!
-Number two answer.
Tish, darling.
-Keep it classy, Mom.
-Up there at number four. -I´m going to keep it classy.
-Keep it classy. What you got?
-My lip? -Should I pierce my lip?
Let´s see lip.
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Shouting indistinctly ] -That is a fail.
Over to "Riverdale" to steal. K.J.?
You guys got an answer?
-There´s only so many things you can pierce.
-That´s true. -On the human body.
-Well, you maybe.
[ Laughter ] -Zing!
You guys can confer, confabulate.
-Can we call family members?
[ Talking over each other ]
-What is it? -Belly button.
-Belly button. Let´s see belly button.
If they get belly button --
[ Ding ]
[ Cheers ] "Riverdale" won!
Wow. -What are we talking about?
That was a barn-burner!
Time for round two.
K.J., Miley, you´re up.
Come on.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right.
Complete this search question --
Can you milk a "blank"?
Again, family show.
Can you milk a "blank"?
Type it in, whatever you think it is.
Tell me when you are locked in.
-Okay.
-Locked and loaded. -I´m locked and loaded.
-Press the red button. -All right.
Press the red button.
Miley, what did you write?
-Kitten.
[ Laughter ]
-And, K.J., what did you write?
-Goat. -Goat.
Kitten and goat. Let´s see it!
[ Ding ]
Cat, oh!
Team Cyrus the Nashville team over here!
K.J., take a seat!
-Everyone knows you can milk a goat.
Come on, man. Can you milk it -- That´s the question.
-It´s a little convenient that the house keeps winning.
-No. Come on. -We have no idea.
-I´m just kind of saying.
-Can you milk a cat?
I mean, who would know -- that´s great.
[ Talking over each other ]
-All right, Noah, to you.
-I don´t know!
-Just think of one. Think of one.
-A dog?
[ Laughter ] -No, no no.
-I bet it´s on there. I bet it´s on there.
-I bet it is. -Let´s see dog.
[ Ding ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Good job. -What world do we live in?
Yikes. What is going on?
-We are from the South. This isn´t fair.
-This is weird. -We´re all Southern.
-All right. -We milk everything there.
-Right. You milk everything in the South.
-Can you milk a --
-I mean, I´m just gonna go with cow.
-Yes, thank you. -Cow.
Let´s see cow. -Thank you.
[ Buzzer ]
-What? -These are people...
-What? -...asking the Internet.
-I know. -They are asking the Internet,
can you milk this thing?
What is a thing that people might think you can milk?
-Okay. -People.
-Ew. -No, it´s my turn.
-Okay, sorry. -It´s Brandi´s turn.
-I´m gonna go with llama.
-Llama. -Llama!
-That´s interesting. -Okay.
-Now, if you don´t get this one,
it´s "Riverdale´s" to steal.
-Can you -- let´s see llama!
[ Buzzer ]
Ooh! That´s the second fail.
"Riverdale."
-Cole, what are you thinking? -What do you guys got?
-It´s our turn now. -Yeah.
-It´s team "Riverdale." -What are we thinking?
What are we thinking? What are we thinking?
-Or, or or -- -Huddle, huddle.
-What are we thinking?
[ Talking over each other ]
-All right. You have it? Your answer?
-You guys seem very confident. -Take it away.
-We are.
-Cole, go for it.
-Pig. -Pig! Let´s see pig!
-Not bad.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Shouting ]
-No pig! Let´s see what the answers were.
[ Ding ] Horse!
-I told you. [ Ding ]
-And man. [ Cheers ]
-Hey, now -- stop it.
Stop it. Stop it!
-Jiminy Christmas.
Let´s get to the final round and get this over.
-All right. The final round, Noah and Cole,
you are up.
-Noah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You´re going down.
-Okay, this is the final round. This is for the game.
-Complete this Internet search.
-No!
[ Laughter ]
-He didn´t ask you yet. -No, not yet.
-And then delete your history.
-Why are people afraid of "blank"?
Tell me when you´re locked in.
-Wait, what?
-I did it. -Did you do it?
-Yeah?
-All right, what did you write, Noah?
-I wrote dogs.
-Why are people afraid of dogs?
-Cole, what did you write?
-I wrote me.
-Why are people afraid of me?
-People afraid of you? No one is afraid of you.
-All right, watch.
-Oh, really?
-Let´s see. Let´s see. Me and dogs.
[ Buzzer ]
-No one is afraid of either one.
-Jimmy.
-Well, that´s comforting to me at least.
-Why are people afraid of the dark?
-Ooh, the dark. -That´s mine.
-Let´s see dark.
-Are you speaking from experience?
[ Ding ] -The dark!
All right, team Cyrus is going over there.
-Here we go. Here we go.
-Ready to go back over there?
[ Applause ] -Another one?
-Miley, it´s up to you.
Why are people afraid of...
-Clowns?
-Ooh.
-Yes, of course. -That´s a good one.
-"It"! -Very topical.
Very topical. Let´s see clowns.
[ Ding ]
-That´s number one!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Okay, Noah, round two?
-Again? -Again.
-Oh. Okay.
-Things you are afraid of.
What are people afraid of?
-Oh, heights.
-Oh, that´s a good one. -Heights.
Let´s see heights!
[ Buzzer ]
-First fail.
Tish.
-Oh, I know. I know. I know.
-One more fail. What are people afraid of?
-Ghosts. -Yes!
-That was a good one. -Let´s see ghosts.
[ Buzzer ] -Fail.
-Oh! Over to "Riverdale" to steal.
They can win this entire game.
-If they don´t win this, we win the whole thing.
-No, if they win this, they win the whole thing.
-That´s right. But if they lose this, we win.
-Then you win the whole thing. -That´s what I´m talking about.
-They get one guess.
You guys get one guess to win this entire game.
-I know. -Insects, insects.
-I know, I know.
-This is it, for the win or the lose.
-Spiders. -Spiders.
-Spiders. -That´s a very good answer.
Spiders, let´s see spiders.
[ Ding ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
We have a winner.
-My thanks to the Cyrus family, my team.
The cast of "Riverdale."