- I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
- OKAY.
- 'SCUSE ME.
'SCUSE ME.
- CAN YOU QUIET DOWN? - 'SCUSE ME.
- MEEGAN, YOU'RE BEING LOUD. - 'SCUSE ME.
- SHH. - AND...'SCUSE ME.
- MEEGAN.
MEEGAN? MEEGAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- ANDRE? - MEEGAN.
- ANDRE, WHERE ARE YOU?
- SHH. - YOU SHH.
I'M LOOKING FOR MY BOYFRIEND. - JUST GO.
- OKAY, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW, DUDE.
MEEGAN.
- ANDRE? - MEEGAN.
- all: SHH! - QUIET DOWN.
- DON'T SHH ME. - I'M SHUSHING YOU.
- ANDRE?
- MEEGAN.
- ANDRE?
- MEEGAN. - ANDRE?
- MEEGAN, COME HERE.
- ANDRE? - MEEGAN.
- ANDRE? - OH, MY GOD.
WHY WOULD YOU GO BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE BEFORE?
- SIRI, CALL ANDRE.
- DON'T CALL ME.
DON'T DO THAT. MEEGAN.
[cell phone rings]
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
MEEGAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? - ANDRE, WHERE ARE YOU?
- I'M BEHIND YOU. - WILL YOU FACETIME ME?
- I'M NOT GONNA DO IT RIGHT NOW. YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE ME.
IT'S FUCKING DARK IN HERE. - I KNOW.
THAT'S WHY I CAN'T FIND YOU.
- I'M DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU. TURN AROUND.
- OKAY, I'M GONNA TURN AROUND.
- YOU DIDN'T NEED TO ANNOUNCE IT, JUST DO IT.
YOU D--I'M RIGHT THERE. FUCK.
FUCK. FUCK.
- STOP YELLING AT ME!
- MEEGAN, HAVE YOU SUSTAINED A HEAD INJURY
OR HAD A STROKE IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
- MEEGAN.
- DUDE, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY. - YUP. YUP.
- OMG, DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME?
- YES.
- I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, SIR.
I'M TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND.
- IT'S ME, MEEGAN.
- ANDRE! - YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.
- NO, YOU GET OUT OF HERE. I CAN GO WHEREVER I WANT.
I'M LOOKING FOR MY BOYFRIEND.
ANDRE? ANDRE?
SHIT! GET OFF ME, MR. DIRECTOR.
- HE'S NOT THE DIRECTOR.
- CAN YOU SHINE THIS LIGHT ON THE AUDIENCE?
I WANT TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND.
LET ME SEE SOMETHING.
AH! THE LIGHT'S IN MY EYES.
- MEEGAN, GET OUT OF THE PROJECTION BOOTH!
- SHH. - DON'T SHUSH ME.
'SCUSE ME.
AND...
'SCUSE ME.
I COULDN'T FIND THE BATHROOM.