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Now, a lot of guys enjoy going down on girls,
but some like going way,
And I'm talking about foot worshipers.
They are out there, and there's more of them than you think.
And if you don't believe me, check out Instagram.
#feet has over 5 million posts on Instagram.
That's more than #ass and #boobs.
Whereas hashbrown boobs has only one.
And I posted that.
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Look, guys, I love that guys are into feet
because it takes the pressure off my sweet, sweet tits,
but this also kind of sucks for me
because my foot looks like this.
[ Audience groans, laughs ]
Okay, easy. Jesus.
All right, yes, okay.
This is my foot.
Good God. I am being brave here!
I literally would rather you stare
at a picture of my open vagina right now.
This is so gross.
I have really bad bunions on both feet.
This is my worst one.
This is me spreading my toes
as far as they can go, by the way.
I need surgery.
I have hammertoes, bunions.
We can take this down now, by the way.
Please take this down. Thank you.
But I always like to expand my horizons and explore new worlds,
so I decided to take my jacked-up dogs
to a foot-fetish party to see what it's all about.
Take a look.
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All right, this is, uh --
this is where Elegant Barefeet is happening
and where most Amber alerts end.
Jesus Christ.
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[ Audience groans ]
So, Joey, what would you do to my feet right now
if I just let you, like, go hog-wild?
Get them on my face.
Just like put them on your face like this?
Mm-hmm.
-Do you like a clean foot? -I do like a little foot smell.
I won't lie -- I do. A little bit.
Have you ever gotten athlete's face?
No, but I'm willing to take that risk.
-Really? -Yeah.
So, B.D., you're into feet.
I like feet. Yes, I do.
I think the thing I like most about them
is, like, little toes
and the little pads underneath them.
Do you get turned on when I say eeny meeny miny moe?
-[ Laughs ] -Catch a tiger...
By its toe and then hold it down
and tie it up and do things to it.
Yeah, I'm all about it. Yeah.
For certain.
A woman's feet is, like, the biggest thing.
My feet
At least take care of them.
A girl that has busted feet, doesn't take care of them,
I can't do it.
What's a busted foot to you?
Like, that structurally has problems,
like bunions, the corns,
hammertoes, even cankles.
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now that I do have bunions.
Do you feel weird that you said that already?
There's variations of bunions.
Oh, yeah.
You see some people where it's just like
their toe is like sideways and --
You've said your piece about them.
Okay, are you ready?
How do you feel about that?
That's not -- that's not really --
That's not so bad, really.
I saved the best for last.
Oh.
Houston, we have a problem.
So you like to cause a little bit of pain?
Yeah, yeah.
I like rubbing feet to lull them
into a false sense of security
right before I put things underneath their toenails
and stuff and...
What do you put underneath their toenails?
That sounds terrible!
Like, a sharpened chopstick is fun.
And girls like this?
Toothpicks.
Yeah, I mean, it takes a level of trust.
They have to know that -- -Right.
Obviously, all these women are consenting.
Sure.
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Have you ever had a foot job?
Oh, yeah.
So you've worked at a shoe store or...?
No, literally not a "foot job," but...
You mean you've had a handjob with a foot.
Right.
You fuck in that.
Usually, actually, even fucking the toes is cool.
-Oh, like this. -Yes, yes.
Does it look like my feet are concocting a plan?
"Hmm."
This is nice.
Doesn't feel too bad for me, either.
No, it -- it feels great.
Just the nice soft feel.
[ Chuckles ]
Would you even notice if I took out a tit right now?
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, I don't really have a good answer for that for you.
Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
So I can just show up at these parties and get foot rubs.
Oh, you get more than that.
All right.
How hard does your dick get?
It's getting there as we speak, little by little.
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
All right, cut.
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You guys, I have something to announce.
My foot is pregnant.
Thank you.
Please, click here. On my vagina. Where my vagina would
be in this... Push my puss. Subscribe to my puss.